Should The Teabaggers And Freepers Be Allowed To Secede And Form A Nation Of Their Own?

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Poll question: Should The Teabaggers And Freepers Be Allowed To Secede And Form A Nation Of Their Own?

[LakeSamish706]

1. As quickly as possible actually! We would then need borders to keep them out

of our country.

I honestly see a repeat of the civil war headed our way if something doesn't change, and soon.

[abelenkpe]

9. Let them have the red states in the southeast

We won't have to build borders because they are so paranoid they'll build them themselves. :)

We may have to rescue our liberal friends though.

Just kidding. No they shouldn't be allowed to secede. but I'm willing to buy them tickets to that libertarian paradise Somalia. :evilgrin:

[MUAD_DIB]

17. Let them have nothing and like it.

We could always send them to Bikini Atoll. Sunny during the day, sunny during the night.

[cliffordu]

2. Absolutely. They can have Texas and loozeeana.

And that fucking alabammey, too.

Get that fucking Boner out of washington.

Then, we nuke.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

5. I Was Thinking Alaska

We can tell them it's the largest state in the Union.

[JuniperLea]

8. I was thinking of the vast desert regions...

And they can buy all their water from us, all their power, all their food, etc. I'm thinking twice the normal price is fair, don't you?

Edited to say... all the borders would be patrolled 24/7, and none of those damn illegals would be allowed into the USA! :D

[DemocratSinceBirth]

11. Imagine What Sarah Palin's Cabinet Would Like

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[Hansel]

30. And they will marvel at our wonderful capitalistic ways.

They would start loving us because we are screwing them. They seem to like that.

[Liberal Gramma]

3. An added benefit: the average IQ in the US would rise by about 50 points.

[ZombieHorde]

4. I want to say yes but I fear for the gay people and atheists who would have to live in their Nation.

Racial minorities may not fair very well in many parts of their Nation as well. Some of them may eventually get the money to move, but they would then have to separate themselves from their loved ones and careers.

[Caliman73]

6. No.

Teabaggers and Freepers can certainly leave the country if they wish, and I wish they would, but they have no right to claim any lands belonging to the United States. The issue of secession is addressed in the Constitution and was settled with the Civil War.

[Dr Morbius]

18. Ding ding. We have a winner.

We are speaking of people who cannot hold an argument and are deciding instead to pick up guns.

Can't tolerate this. Shouldn't tolerate this. Besides, having allowed them to secede, don't you think these people - especially these people - would quickly declare war against us?

[HughMoran]

32. Yep

Let them form a country in Antarctica if they want their own place.

[tammywammy]

39. Exactly n/t

[Maru Kitteh]

7. It is my fervent wish that they should be given their own slab of mud somewhere to call their own

So that they can turn on each other and wipe themselves from the face of the good Earth.

[Zomby Woof]

10. Stupid, stupid question

What bullshit. What do you propose for the good people who live in the states you want to secede? Forcible relocation?

The batshit crazy is bad on BOTH sides of this whole Confederate History flap. BOTH sides. Wingnut right and moonbat left.

[LakeSamish706]

Yeah maybe so, but the problem is it's not the Democrats that are causing

the teabagger BS or the succession threats to happen.

[DemocratSinceBirth]

14. I Think The Question Is Part Tongue In Cheek

In order to foment an insurrection it would require the Freepers to leave their parents' basements and the Teabaggers to wean themselves from their oxygen tanks.

[Caretha]

12. Of course

I choose the Moon or Mars. I'm a little hesitant to suggest the moon, since it is so close, but since they would have to gaze at our wonderful blue marble all the time, it might remind them that we only let them have oxygen at our pleasure.

Edited to add, I've been being visited by Heinlein lately in my dreams. ;)

[whatchamacallit]

13. Yes... Yes... Oh God Yes!!!

If only.

[TorchTheWitch]

15. on who's land?

[uppityperson]

16. Sometimes it is difficult to take Du polls very seriously. nt

[Caretha]

20. Sometimes

it's nice not to take anything seriously. Seems my bp goes down, my giggle factor escalates...and hell, before you know it, I have a full belly laugh.

[dynasaw]

19. Great! More Resources

for the rest of us! Consider them a separate independent country. No more social security, medicare, educational funding for them.

We should enforce strict border patrols and consider them illegals if they try to sneak in and send them to Guantanamo without due process.:D

[tularetom]

21. If you lived around here you wouldn't ask that question

Because you would think they already had their own nation. And you were in it.

[LakeSamish706]

26. My sincere Condolences to you! n/t

[LyndaG]

22. Great Idea!

Then, all the US would have to do is pick a fight with them, conquer them, and then they'd have to do whatever we say!!!

[zbdent]

23. Please do ...

but seize their assets and $$$ ... I mean, aren't they denouncing the Govt? Thus, they must have no use for American dollars ... but, of course, they say they're so good at capitalism, they'd probably take over the world, financially ...

:eyes:

[pscot]

24. Mos' definitely

They can show the rest of us how to run a country without taxation. How long will ittake them to declare war on the U.S.?

[TwilightGardener]

25. Let them go. How many bus tickets is that?

[marmar]

27. Yes....And then an impenetrable barrier erected.

Just get the f**k out.

[LuckyLib]

28. Only if they emigrate to an atoll in the Pacific. Then their "fantasy island" will be reality.

Imagine those idjits trying to govern themselves. Nothing socialist, of course!

[JerseygirlCT]

29. Uh no.

Unless you're thinking we send them to the moon or something.

Sane people live all over this country - why should we cede any bit of it to the loonies?

[KatyaR]

31. Only if us liberals who live here now

can "immigrate" to another part of the country. I don't wanna be stuck here if that happens....

[grahamhgreen]

33. Give them Texas.

[Turbineguy]

34. They can then apply for

Foreign Aid.

[Raschel]

35. Yes. If they live underground.

[WeDidIt]

36. I went through eight fucking years of Dumbass running the show

These fuckers have to live with eight years of Obama fixing Dumbass's fuckups.

[Downtown Hound]

37. I sure as hell am not going to die to keep them in

Give 'em a big wasteland and let 'em do whatever the hell they want with it. Odds are, they won't last the year.

[HopeHoops]

38. "Yo, teabaggers. Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!"

Bye!

[kenny blankenship]

40. Well correct me if I'm wrong but

that would make killing them in a war nice and legal, right?

[NeedleCast]

41. Not as long as it's in the current borders of the US

If they want to leave the country and can find someone to take their nutty asses in, sure. They don't deserve one speck of land in this country to call their sovreign nation.

(And for those making comments to give them Texas, Alaska, the South, etc. you do a grave injustice to all the Democrats in those states/regions).