I wish the stuff was 20 bucks a gallon

[taterguy]

I am sick and damn tired of chocking on exhaust fumes when I ride my bike to and from work.

Maybe if people had to pay real money they'd think a little harder about their transportation choices.

If you've read this far and can't figure out that this is a rather lame April Fool's choke then you're a bit dense.

Happy Day Anyway!

:toast:

[rcrush]

1. Get out of the road you dirty hippie.

HONK HONK!!!! MOVE IT! I GOTS TO GET TO MAC DONALDS!!

[taterguy]

3. Hippy? I prefer to called 'Dude that Can't Afford a Car'

[MajorChode]

15. When the choices are weed or car you have to get your priorities straight

[taterguy]

19. One brings peace, happiness and contentment. The other fucks up the planet

Tough call.

Attn Agent Mike: Please don't forget that this is a joke.

[Jamastiene]

8. Zing!!!

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

2. D'oh!

[taterguy]

4. Not as well executed as your Pole Dancing

[graywarrior]

6. I should be executed for trying

[taterguy]

23. If at first you don't succeed . . .

Skydiving is not for you.

(Think that's stolen from Steven Wright but can't be sure)

[graywarrior]

31. I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

~Steven Wright....LOfuckingL

[taterguy]

32. Keep up the good work!

[graywarrior]

33. !

:loveya:

[Tailormyst]

5. I'm going to run you off the road in my escalade on the way to Walmart.

[taterguy]

7. As if that doesn't happen to me every God damn day anyway

Take a number

[Jamastiene]

9. GET OFF THE DAMN SIDEWALK IF YOU WANNA AVOID MY EXHAUST!!!

STAY OFF MY LAWN WHILE YER AT IT!!! :P

:rofl:

[taterguy]

10. Sidewalks are too dangerous for bicycles, traffic doesn't see them

And that's one reply in this thread that's not in jest.

[endless october]

11. prohibitively expensive energy will ensure that you have nowhere to bike to.

America is very large and a lot of us have to commute to work. i am happy to be commuting to work again. i did get a fuel efficient vehicle. but artificially high energy prices would decimate my area. and yours, as well.

the best solution is to make energy independence a top priority, end the wars, and devote that money to research and universal health care.

however, i see no political party currently promoting that solution.

[texastoast]

12. And keep the air, Earth, and water clean

You can't eat peace, health care, or gasoline.

Or, as a dear departed acquaintance used to say, "Don't shit in your own mess kit."

[taterguy]

16. Hence the 'April Fools joke'

Or are you just joking about my joke?

[The Straight Story]

13. Yeah, and people here like smoking bans in bars - but with cars...Guess they are not too worried

about the health others, but do like restricting choice.

[texastoast]

14. +1 n/t

[Texasgal]

17. If I smoked cigarettes

I would blow smoke on you.




























:p

[taterguy]

18. What's stopping you from starting?

[Texasgal]

24. Maybe I should...

Just to blow smoke in your face.

[taterguy]

25. Cigarette smoke has an appetizing aroma

Unlike that fucking car exhaust

[Texasgal]

26. Really?

does it make you horny?

[taterguy]

27. I'm a male

Almost anything makes me horny

[Texasgal]

29. Cool

I'm gonna go get some marlboros... sit tight.

[taterguy]

30. Oh baby

[awoke_in_2003]

20. since you don't smoke

just fart in his general direction :)

[NNN0LHI]

21. Last week we had people complaining about $3 a gallon gasoline

Not so much this week.

Don

[taterguy]

22. I always complain about $3.00 gasoline.

It should be 20.

Damnit!

[hunter]

28. Harboring an automobile ought to be a felony.

Why tax gasoline when we can simply ban personal automobiles and deport anyone caught driving one?

[stuntcat]

34. it is, actually

when you consider the cost of extracting, transporting, delivering it then dealing with the millions of pounds of it pumped into the air. I think a lot of govt. help, taxes we pay in other ways & payments we'll be making in the future are what keep the numbers on the gas stations signs reasonable enough to keep the average person depending on it.