Glen Beck: "I got hit with the red rubber ball to the face a lot as a kid..."

[Dappleganger]

OK, that explains a LOT. Kids have been chasing your ass down since you first began spewing your nonsense!

If you're brave, watch him today...it's absolutely hilarious!

[goclark]

1. That ball must have been made of steel

because something is wrong with his head - big time!

[tridim]

2. You forgot the punchline..

"And that's what America is all about!"

Yes, he actually said that.

:rofl:

[Motown_Johnny]

3. So I became an alcoholic and killed the vast majority of my brain cells

now I have no idea what is real and what is fantasy. That is why I am perfect for FOX

[gratuitous]

4. So many double-entendre jokes

So little bandwidth.

[Dappleganger]

7. He's so easy...

what a caricature of the Republican party.

[rubberducky]

5. And he thinks we need to hit our kids in the face with a big red ball!

[Turbineguy]

6. You gotta have a song to go with that:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHGrNj6rLY0

[Happyhippychick]

8. Balls in the face? I hear Freud calling....

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. Last time I checked, that was called...

..."teabagging".

[BurtWorm]

14. Aha!

Now it all makes sense!

:spray:

[nolabear]

10. I tried. I lasted about two minutes. I wanted to hit him in the face with a bat.

I am about as pacifist as they come. My heart bleeds liberal, empathic blood on a daily basis. Glenn Beck makes me want to run over him with a truck.

[Lerkfish]

11. well, I was picked on as a kid, too.

it didn't turn me into a psycopathic narcissist treasonous bastard.

[thecrow]

12. I tried on Saturday

He had a "peanut gallery" there.
Then I realized the show had hardly any commercials!
He was babbling some incoherent nonsense about the tree of liberty.
He had a lot of blackboard but from one sentence to the next, there was no logical cohesion.
I told my Beloved One that Beck was totally batshit crazy.

[Initech]

13. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball!

[Dappleganger]

15. That's it, I'm gonna tivo him for the week.

The eye mumps bit was so worth it!

[AsahinaKimi]

16. So he failed at dodgeball... .

I think that has accumulated into many kinds of Fail for Beck.

[JBoy]

17. I think a lot of teabaggers have taken balls to the face.

[anigbrowl]

18. So did I, but I didn't turn into a paranoid wingnut. nt

[kestrel91316]

19. He was a douche even as a kid?? Not surprising.

[Berry Cool]

20. What he failed to mention is that the "red rubber ball" he's talking about

was on this:



Glenn...you're supposed to turn the paddle AWAY from yourself. AWAY...

[Electric Monk]

23. I was thinking this kind of red rubber ball would be more Glenn's style

[Stevenmarc]

21. And then they gave him a wedgie and shoved him in a locker

[MineralMan]

22. I think he was often beaten with the stupid stick, too.

[Urban Prairie]

24. "The" red rubber ball???

I don't recall anything special about red rubber balls as a kid, we had many sizes and colors, most were used to play handball with...maybe Dreckkk is really just lucky that his bullies didn't decide to throw those nearly rock hard black superballs at him.

[Bolo Boffin]

25. If anybody had a face begging for a red rubber ball...

Of course, these days it should be part of a ball gag head harness.

[hyphenate]

26. He fails to mention it was his parents

who were the ones throwing the ball at him!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

27. The other kids never told him there's no goalie in kickball.

Why spoil the fun.

[BreweryYardRat]

28. Well, my earliest memory is of doing a headfirst swan dive onto a concrete floor...

But I didn't grow up to be a lying, bloviating sack of shit.