Anal cyst LIMBOsevic "living large," lying about NOT imbibing

[UTUSN]

Just a week or two ago the cyster was telling a caller that his secret to his weight loss was NOT drinking "adult beverages. You canNOT do that and lose weight." So here's a list of all the crap that passes by his anal cyst:

*******QUOTE*******

http://www.nypost.com/seven/04302007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix_u.htm

It's The Right Stuffing

RADIO host Rush Limbaugh is far from conservative when it comes to his big appetite. The Post's Braden Keil reports that Limbaugh and a female companion lived large at Kobe Club last Thursday night, devouring bacon with truffles, Japanese strip steak, Kobe beef cheek ravioli, a large seafood platter, a combo of American, Australian and Japanese wagyu steaks and several "side" dishes. After finishing their $700 feast, Limbaugh left the server a $1,000 tip. On a previous night, Limbaugh and another female friend were spotted by patrons sharing a $4,000 bottle of wine at '21.'

********UNQUOTE*******

[madokie]

1. he has female friends??? grOOOooosssssssssssss

'nuf to make a man want to swear off women

[rurallib]

5. At least from outward appearance it was a female.

[wicket]

7. More like a beard

;)

[madokie]

9. oh good, I was really getting worried there ;-)

[Wapsie B]

17. Sometimes I think these women are all stage props

designed to create the image of a virile, skirt-chasing hetero male in the eyes of his listeners. When out of the public eye I believe the harsh reality is much different, the voice of conservative america being as far in the closet as he can be.

[slj0101]

2. The thing that shocks me the most in that article,

is the fact that he's such a good tipper. Doesn't stop him from being a complete fuck, though.

[yardwork]

22. Why not? It's not his money.

The White House pays him well.

[Phredicles]

3. Yeesh, how does he get women to go out with him???

My guess: It's "Star Wars" geeks wondering what it'd be like to go on a date with Jabba the Hutt.

[MikeNearMcChord]

4. Naive question, what does a $4000 bottle of wine taste like?

I bet it is the same as Mad Dog 20/20, or thunderbird.:D

[enki23]

8. not likely. though it probably tastes about the same as a $20 bottle

in a blind taste test anyway.

[AllegroRondo]

19. you dont spend $4000 on a bottle of wine for the taste

you do it to impress people.

[rurallib]

6. At least he left a decent tip.

[htuttle]

10. That's one hell of a dinner order

http://www.imgred.com/

" MAÎTRE D:
Uh, today we have, uh, for appetizers: Excuse me. Mhmm. Uh, moules marinières, pâté de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs Benedictine, tart de poireaux-- that's leek tart,-- frogs' legs amandine, or oeufs de caille Richard Shepherd-- c'est à dire, little quails' eggs on a bed of puréed mushroom. It's very delicate. Very subtle.

MR. CREOSOTE:
I'll have the lot.

MAÎTRE D:
A wise choice, monsieur. And now, how would you like it served? All, uh, mixed up togezer in a bucket?

MR. CREOSOTE:
Yeah,... with the eggs on top.

MAÎTRE D:
But of course, avec les oeufs frites.

MR. CREOSOTE:
Yeah, and don't skimp on the pâté."

[Celeborn Skywalker]

11. oohhh but remember

it the Democrats who are elitists.

:sarcasm: :eyes:

[SpiralHawk]

12. He lost weight because he had "limbaughsuction."

That's when the Plastic Surgeon sucks all the truth out of your head,
leaving extra room for Oxycontin and corporate-republicon propaganda.

[Canuckistanian]

13. Rush the elitist just loves his fancy FRENCH wines

From Cigar Aficionado:

The long, rewarding day is ending. Limbaugh is smoking his glorious Ramon Allones and talking about what else it is he likes to do in those infrequent moments when he can relax. One is to drink wine. "Port is my favorite to drink with a cigar,'' he says and laughs. "Port and Diet Coke. But I'm less educated about wine. I've only recently been treated to what people consider the fine wines. I've always been a huge fan of Jordan Cabernet Sauvignon, and the years that I like best are 1985, '86 and '87. I generally like any Cabernet from Napa or Sonoma. I haven't found too many that I don't like.

And from France, there's the 1961 Château Haut-Brion. And the 1982. I have learned that any time you find a bottle of Bordeaux from 1961, no matter what the label says, buy it.''

http://www.cigaraficionado.com/Cigar/CA_Profiles/People_Profile/0,2540,18,00.html

[shain from kane]

14. And Viagra for dessert.

[TheCowsCameHome]

15. Nothing like a good stiff drink after a meal.

[TheCowsCameHome]

16. Hope the Kobe Club's Heart Attack Special does it's job

Eat up, you fat bloated pig.............

[Monk06]

18. I heard for his next meal he's going to eat John Edwards mansion

starting with a salad topped with Crawford Ranch
dressing made from the entire ranch.

[tularetom]

20. Did it say how much the "female companion" cost?

Or whether you could see the little air valve in her?

[Flying Dream Blues]

21. And when you're a celebrity who wants his dates to be

written and talked about, you leave $1000 tips and drink $4000 bottles of wine. So yeah, I doubt his "date" amounted to much more than a PR op.