Atheists offer to take care of pets after their owners are raptured to heaven for $110

[grassfed]

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[stray cat]

1. How do they guarantee service?

[Zoeisright]

2. Well, the 'rapturists' have to take it on 'faith'

:bounce:

[BurtWorm]

4. It is absurd, so they must believe.

:patriot:

[damntexdem]

8. Well, the raptured could always zap them from heaven -- right?

;-)

But the service may be unneeded for dogs -- since they all go to heaven anyway, they may all be raptured as well.

;-)

[1awake]

3. I'm a believer...

But I found this really cute and funny.

[wryter2000]

10. I totally agree

I'm a believer, too, but I'm not too sure I'm going to be raptured. I could get a really neat pet and $110. What a great deal.

[jdlh8894]

5. I wonder who is taking care

of Adam(the cat I had to put down this AM)Got him from the shelter 2 months ago.Tell my son (and wife) you are going to rapture and take care of him! Sorry if I'm bitchy- But F*** !!!!

[BlancheSplanchnik]

6. small grassroots business will save the country!!

great idea!

[wuushew]

7. Pro-rapture mindset doesn't likely lead to being pro-animal or pro-environment

Just look at former Interior Secretary James Watt. Their insanity blunts the humor.

[gatorboy]

9. God charges folks $110 to be raptured???

Doesn't He have enough as it is????

[troubledamerican]

14. I got the same bargain from that subject line

[NAO]

11. The Rapture Index is 169 today, so xtians had better hurry

The Rapture Index - Detailed analysis of news and current events and how they relate to biblical prophecy

The Rapture Index
http://raptureready.com/rap2.html

part of the enormous site, Rapture Ready http://raptureready.com

[LostInAnomie]

12. I'm part of an Atheist group here in Indiana...

... and we actually contacted the group to try to set up an Indiana chapter. They said they weren't looking to expand at the time though.

[indy legend]

13. I'll do it for $99.95

See the free market does work.

[spanone]

15. for eternity? not a bad deal.

[Canuckistanian]

16. Dog Kibble is expensive

I'd be asking for market value over the life of an average dog. Not to mention the intangibles like cleaning up after them and exercising them.

And I'd go the hard sell: "You wouldn't want Rover to suffer an agonizing death by hunger in an empty home, would you?"

Hey, it's just business.

[johnnie]

17. What happens if you are out walking Foo Foo and are raptured

If you don't let go of the leash, does Foo Foo go with? Then you are out 100 smackers.

[A-Schwarzenegger]

18. What was that story about the old guy and his doggy being almost conned by the devil into

going into hell (which the devil said was heaven), but the devil (pretending to be Saint Peter) blew it when he said doggies couldnt go into heaven? Somebody better remember or I'm going to sound cuckoo. Was it a Twilight Zone? :*

[Bozita]

19. For $199 and a house key, I'll visit the home and erase stuff from their hard drives

Guaranteed to erase those pics so completely that not even Jesus would have a clue.

[nilram]

20. Hallelujah! Where do I sign up?