Anti-Gay Lawmaker Has Need To Graphically Describe Gay Sex

[DearAbby]

Nancy Elliott, Anti-Gay Lawmaker, Describes Anal Sex During Public Hearing: 'Wriggling' Around 'In Excrement'

New Hampshire State Rep. Nancy Elliott (R) shared some of her views about anal sex at a recent executive session to repeal same-sex marriage. Rep. Elliott does not discuss the bill in the clip below, but she does share her views, extensively and graphically, on anal sex.

<snip> Very graphic description follows


She went on in this same vein until interrupted by someone off camera. "Representative Elliott... Let's keep our discussion directly to the bill."

Rep. Elliott, however, was undeterred. "They are now teaching it in the public school. They are showing our fifth graders how they can actually perform this kind of sex... They are saying this is something that you, as a 5th grader, may want to try."

Video for the not so faint hearted at link:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/12/nancy-elliott-anti-gay-ne_n_460544.html

[Parche]

1. i would rather have her show me the graphic bible

:sarcasm: :sarcasm: :sarcasm: :hi:

she sounds like a loon

[MrScorpio]

2. Quick, someone explain an enema to this woman

She needs to know about this miracle procedure!

[derby378]

3. Uh...

You might want to check with the fetish department on this one. I dare not elaborate.

[Blue_Tires]

4. shamefully ignorant attitude, but least the comments below are comedy gold

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- + ColinStevens
Forgive my directness, but it sounds like she should be more OPEN to new EXPERIENCES.
Reply Favorite Flag as abusive Posted 05:03 PM on 2/12/2010

- + ArtsyJane
Maybe she just doesn't know how to clean her rear end...
Reply Favorite Flag as abusive Posted 05:02 PM on 2/12/2010

- + BobLobblaw
She just needs to learn to say NO to her husband.

Reply Favorite Flag as abusive Posted 04:56 PM on 2/12/2010

[Mari333]

6. that last one was priceless

[niyad]

5. ummmm, nancy, it isn't just gays who have anal sex.

[closeupready]

8. Of course not, and anyone who's viewed just about every current 'hetero' porn film knows that.

In which at least one man-woman anal scene seems to be obligatory for each film.

[FreeState]

7. Must watch video of her statements (link)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x433993


Edit: woops, sorry its the same video as the OP...

[Initech]

9. Seriously WTF is wrong with these people???

[salguine]

13. These people are terrified of sex. ANY sex.

[Initech]

22. I've been developing a theory that those who can't get laid take it out on those who can.

[closeupready]

58. That explains a lot of it, in my opinion.

n/t

[Echo In Light]

15. Jealous

:)

[Initech]

23. Of what exactly?

:shrug:

[Echo In Light]

25. Lots of potentials there...

Of people whose sexuality isn't grounded in fear/repulsion

Of those who don't care about what others think of them

Of being able to act on sexual desire/impulse w/o an authoritarian framework

[Blue_Tires]

40. +1

she probably lived all her adult life with a VERY limited and repressed view of sexuality...she's almost certainly one of those who believe the only 'acceptible' sex is 4-minute missionary; then roll over and sleep (or shower the sin off first)...anything outside of that mindset is evil to her...


you just KNOW in her younger days, most night with boyfriends had the line: "You want me to put my mouth/hands THERE????!!!"

[TexasObserver]

10. Someone caught her husband having his backside rubbed by the pool boy.

Does she know that girls who take the chastity pledge sometimes engage in anal sex in middle school and high school, because they want to "save" their virginity for their husband?

[TwilightGardener]

11. She's really got some issues, doesn't she?

It's one thing to not understand, or even be disgusted by, a particular act. But she just couldn't let it go.

[kitkat65]

12. Wow, that's a shocker. n/t

[harry_pothead]

49. She could use a shocker.

[SirRevolutionary]

14. The pukes always have the need to describe these things in

great detail. Their tiny minds wander while they explain their inner most desires....ahm, I mean the things they loathe.

[unapatriciated]

39. Maybe we should get them to explain Vitters sexual preferences.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x1321959

[SirRevolutionary]

54. They seem to particularly love all things poo-related

Public bathroom stalls, diapers, etc. I'm starting to think they called the Party of No no's. Like they stopped developing mentally after potty training.

[Political Heretic]

45. Exactly.

[Echo In Light]

16. Funny, I've had backdoor w/my wife numerous times w/o any poo factor

[belpejic]

17. It's a variation of the Ken Starr syndrome.

Promoting porn on the taxpayer's dime--something the Republicans seem to take great delight in.

[Starry Messenger]

18. Everybody already said what I was thinking.

And hello? Most kids discover a stack of porno mags somewhere before middle school. Hell, these days kids have the internet. If she thinks children are innocent little angels who would never otherwise think about sex and are at the mercy of her imaginary "teh gay agenda" she is hopelessly naive or deep in denial. As soon as one kid finds things out, they tell all the other kids. The only one who would "teach it" would be a kid who's a little ahead of everyone else.

She's ridiculous.

[texastoast]

19. Bless her heart

What an idiot.

[TroglodyteScholar]

20. Can anyone explain to me what same-sex marriage has to do with anal sex?

Gay people are gonna fuck whether they're married or not. Someone needs to call her out on this.

[Echo In Light]

26. Statistically I suspect many more hetero people engage in backdoor shenanigans anyway

The anti-gay "anal sex is GROSS!" crowd usually tend to overlook that

[XemaSab]

43. If, say

1/4 of straight couples engage in anal sex and 10/10 gay male couples do, then there are still more straight people taking a ride down the chocolate highway than gay people. :shrug:

[name not needed]

35. If we legalize gay marriage, straight people will start having anal sex and they'll catch the gay!

:eyes:

[dysfunctional press]

21. i think i know what nancy needs VERY badly...

to head over to cougartown, and find someone to...push in her stool.

[WillyT]

24. Sorry DA... Didn't See Your Thread Before I Posted...

:shrug:

K & R !!!

:kick:

[DearAbby]

28. thanks, and no problem

happens to all of us :hi:

[lunatica]

27. Heaven forbit someone should tell her about oral sex!

[struggle4progress]

29. Dear "Concerned in Merrimack" --

Oh, dear!

I came this close to dialing Miss Manners for her advice, but -- thanks to my good upbringing -- my hand froze automatically as I was reaching for the phone, and there I was, momentarily statute-like in my kitchen, my mouth hanging open

Whatever were you thinking, dear? I realize that many of us from time to time show a bit less common sense and ordinary courtesy than we flatteringly imagine ourselves to have, but really! If you were still in grade school, I should be much tempted to ask your parents to wash out your mouth with lye soap

I hope not to hear from you again for a long long while

[Fleshdancer]

30. because only gay men have anal sex

No one else ever engages in THAT sexual activity. Nope. Only gay men.


:eyes:

[Richard Steele]

55. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it! nm

[Fire1]

56. LOL!!! n/t

[Stevenmarc]

31. If she doesn't stop pissing off teh gays she'll never get her jacked up hair fixed.

[XemaSab]

46. +1

:D

[KingFlorez]

32. Since when is it okay for elected officials to speak so obscene?

This was downright inappropriate.

[Tesha]

41. She's a Republican. Standards only apply to us, not them. (NT)

[pipi_k]

33. What's her problem with excrement???

It's just used food with some bacteria dancing around in it!


geez...shit never gets any respect!

[Bluebear]

34. Why do heterosexuals assume that gay male sex is all anal sex?

[Forkboy]

36. I agree. It's for both sexes, dammit!

:hide:

[QC]

37. Next time she should take a dump first. n/t

[Withywindle]

48. Well, wingnuts are always completely full of shit all the time

so they naturally assume everyone else is too.

[QC]

52. Very true, very true. n/t

[lib_n_proud7650]

38. Stupid bigoted moron she is

[ruggerson]

42. Why do homophobes always ignore the fact that straight people have anal sex?

LOTS of straight people.

[closeupready]

57. Because that doesn't serve their homophobic aim to smear gay people, since

it would also smear those heterosexuals in the audience who enjoy anal sex, as well. Important to call them out on that contradiction each and every time they shout out their bull fucking shit.

[ohheckyeah]

44. OMG,

what an idiot. Wiggling it around in excrement. LOL

[bullwinkle428]

47. In the words of The Three Stooges' Curly Howard (when responding

to a woman's declaration of "Well, I never!"), "You oughta try it, lady! Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!"

[Odin2005]

50. WTF is wrong with these morans?

[Mopar151]

53. In NH, state reps are paid $100/yr

And boy, do we get what we pay for! And some of 'em are real beauts........

[DRoseDARs]

51. Clearly her partners didn't anally douche properly, perhaps smeared a little in her face too.

:shrug:

[closeupready]

59. Statement such as hers are always enlightening, because it's saying, my reality is your reality,

when in fact, most people who do anal sex probably are much better prepared than her partners were.

It's sort of like how royal protocol is to fast for a certain period of time prior to public appearances, so as not to necessitate bathroom breaks. If you're some ignorant farm animal, then you aren't going to be thinking that many steps ahead, naturally.