DU PHOTOSHOP FUN... What's on Sarah Palin's hand?

[Skinner]

By now, you've all heard about Sarah Palin's crib sheet on her palm:



Energy
Budget Tax cuts
Lift American Spirits

Rev up your favorite image editing program and show us what's really on Sarah's hand! Here's a blank hand for you...

[rucky]

1. ...

[EFerrari]

2. LOL

[johnaries]

3. I still think "LEFT" is the best one I've seen/read. nt

[happygoluckytoyou]

120. I'd have to vote either for FIRST DUDE'S MANJUICE or a SOCKPUPPET. Gotta luv SARAH

[havocmom]

4. DU rules probably prohibit, and I don't have a picture of

Rupert sauce.

[Catshrink]

5. Not Skinner, too!

[Skinner]

6. Oh man. I was offline most of the day. (Shoveling snow.)

We've already done a photoshop thread?

[Catshrink]

10. Nope

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

Oh, and this one's for you since you've been shoveling:

Snow on da' ground
Drivin' like a fool
Wit' da' snow on da' ground.
Look at you now
Car spinnin' around
Drivin' like a fool
Wit' da' snow on da' ground!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...

[A-Schwarzenegger]

11. Skinner writes on hand: "Check other threads before posting."

I did the same thing.

[HughMoran]

12. It's the 'abundance' of Palin threads they are referencing

[Lasher]

143. Ha ha, evil DUer heart, IBTL!

Couldn't resist.

Lasher

[Obamanaut]

7. Crib sheet? On Sarah's hand? Why didn't someone post about this? n/t

[Bluebear]

8. OK >>

[Ken Burch]

42. "Make Fun of Tellapromper" is what really nails it.

Well done.

[inna]

121. One of the two top winners, IMO. (The other one is the turkey killing one.).

[WeDidIt]

9. OMFG! Remove the letters from last night, AND THE REMNANTS OF THE CRIB NOTES FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE

ARE DISCERNIBLE!!!

Check out the second picture, you can see faded words.

She spoke in Salina Kansas night before last.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! SHE DOES THIS FOR ALL OF HER SPEECHES!!!

[tallahasseedem]

16. I was wondering about that...

It almost looked bruised but now that you said that, I think you're right!

[Ken Burch]

43. Which CSI team do we call in on this?

Or do we go with Bones and Booth (since Dr. Brennan would see the 'baggers as a clear example of a primitive, superstitious culture)?

[Skinner]

18. I think that's just the remnants of my poor photoshopping job.

I didn't erase very well.

[WeDidIt]

21. No, if you look to the left of the original writing

I thought it was the lighting, but without the distraction of her written words, it looks like it's other words that were written and haven;t completely come off yet.

[SoCalDem]

23. Oh SHIT!!! MY hometown.. I am so embarrassed

[Jackeens]

103. Or....

[Arkana]

117. Bwaaaaahahahahahahaha

She probably has a shirt that says "RIGHT ARM/LEFT ARM" too.

[louis-t]

111. But she dudn't use a telepromper.

Dontcha know.

[muriel_volestrangler]

13. Remember:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

22. It may be too early to call a winner, but...

...THAT is a WINNER.

[Rainngirl]

50. HAHAHAHAHAHA

My favorite.

[beac]

63. .

[adigal]

114. Funniest one ever!! I think you are the winner! n/t

[inna]

122. OMG, this is a winner, but this needs to be seen in context:

http://www.swamppolitics.com/news/politics/blog/2008/11...


(If anyone missed that grisly and surreal scene, or needs a reminder. )

[yurbud]

131. she killed turkeys with her ass? That's pretty good.

[blondeatlast]

134. Oh, geez...

[DearAbby]

14. okay?

[wtmusic]

15. too much fun

[Bluebear]

17. "eggs, ammo"

[Skinner]

19. rofl.

Love it.

[jtuck004]

125. DO NOT WASH n/t

[Sheltiemama]

29. You ARE smart!

Love it beyond words.

[Cerridwen]

32. LOL

I bet there should be a line there to remind her to pick up her youngest kid, too. I forget the poor child's name.

- pick up eggs, ammo, {kid's name I forget} on way home.

[JVS]

83. You forgot to put a Founding Father on there in case she has to remember one.

[Fumesucker]

20. The obvious thing..

[Cerridwen]

24. Oopsie?!

[DireStrike]

27. lol... unfortunately that's not realistic

She eventually got the correct spelling.

[Cerridwen]

31. Puhlease! You don't think she has people helping her with that stuff?

I figured it was just a matter of 2 or 3 teabaggers working together.

[Call Me Wesley]

25. This is satire,

but probably how she feels:

[Motown_Johnny]

26. .

[DemoTex]

28. The truth of the matter ..

[The Straight Story]

30. "Remember, Jesus is watching and on our side" or "Name: Sarah Palin" (nt)

[doublethink]

33. .........

[d_b]

34. Sarah wins herself

[Skinner]

37. Rofl

[Number23]

39. That is DAMN funny

[Name removed]

35. Deleted message

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[DireStrike]

36. Meager offering

[Jennicut]

110. Bad word finger!

This has got to be the best thread ever.

[alfredo]

38. my effort

[archibaldtuttle]

94. so funny!

Followed a link from Kos... I just wanted to tell you all -- these are AMAZING! So creative, I am sitting here LMAO.

Sarah's latest shenanigan has lifted my American Spirit... I was inspired enough to do this:

http://www.cafepress.com/HandPrompter

Proceeds from any sales will be donated to ActBlue!

Cheers,
Archie

[L. Coyote]

98. Welcome to DU.

[livetohike]

106. Welcome to DU!

[alfredo]

107. Thank you and welcome to DU.

[d_b]

40. 1 more

[Soylent Brice]

62. WINNER.

[yurbud]

132. dat's pritty good for a commie terrist lover.

[ohiodemocratic]

41. Could anyone tell me where to get Photoshop free?

In a non-illegal way? I heard it costs a lot of money.

[Kadie]

44. Welcome to DU ohiodemocratic!

Have you tried Paint.net? It is a free download.

http://download.cnet.com/Paint-NET/3000-2192_4-10338146...

[ohiodemocratic]

46. thanks!

and thanks to the other member for those alternatives.

[Lex]

45. irfanview is a small, free download and you can photoshop with it

you don't need the program entitled "Photoshop"

http://www.irfanview.com /

[havocmom]

49. Thanks for the tip. Checked reviews on cnet.com and it gets good marks

For those of us who help people get started on computers while on a shoestring budget this is a tip we will share with others. You did a good deed today, more than you know.

[Brother Buzz]

47. It doesn't have as many bells and whistles as Photoshop® but Gimp is free

My fifteen-year-old does wonders with it. He's our go-to man in this Luddite house.

http://www.gimp.org /

[alfredo]

72. When an upgrade broke Photoshop, I went to GIMP and like it.

Like Photoshop, it has a steep learning curve.

[Brother Buzz]

77. That's why my youngster is the go-to dude

He's added all sorts of fonts, and stuff, and has been recruited by his high school peers for the poster work. He's smart and has the stamina for the steep learning curve plus and has a strong art background.

He walked us through a fun "Create an Album' Game" with fun results.

1 - Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The title of your article is the name of your band.

2 - Go to http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last 4 words of the last quote of the page is the title of the album.

3 - Go to http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days /
The 3rd picture is the artwork on the album.

4 - Mix and match in Photoshop/Paint/whatever the hell you use.

Here's mine (and my art taste alone, not his):

[beac]

79. very cool

Will have to try that sometime. Love your results.

[alfredo]

84. That looks like so much fun. BTW, you ever use Inkscape?

[Brother Buzz]

86. My young one uses it but insists the GIMP is the best option

This Luddite got confused when he started talking about Inkscape's vector editing and line drawing. I say, "If it can't drawn with a pie pan and a ruler, get a bigger wrench". He inherited his mother's art genes and sensibilities.

Truth be told, when we find time, I'm going to have my son walk me through the basics of Inkscape, it looks interesting.

[alfredo]

87. It's good for scaleable fonts. It made better looking text than PS.

[DemoTex]

48. Adobe Photoshop CS-4 is expensive ($1459 at Amazon)

Photoshop Lightroom 2 is less expensive ($250 or so)

Photoshop Elements 8 is the least expensive at about $75 from Amazon.Com

Some vendors offer student discounts on the software.

I am using Photoshop Elements 8 Premier (does video/audio too). I am currently enrolled in an Elements course in Atlanta. Once I master Elements I'll probably add Lightroom to my library, too. I can't see myself ever using Creative Suite 4 (CS-4), but who knows?

[Rainngirl]

51. Elements 8

$57 at Costco!

[DemoTex]

53. Day-um!

Almost free. That is a damn good price for a powerful little package.

I didn't buy mine at Amazon or Costco, and I'm embarrassed (and POed) at what I paid. 'Course it is Elements 8 Premier.

[mopinko]

113. most of cs4 is about productivity, not

about what you can make with it. elements is fine for about 95% of what people do with their own pictures.

[csziggy]

146. Photoshop Elements is a good intro program and does more than most people need

I used it for years after I got it with a hardware deal - then Adobe offered an upgrade path to the full version of Photoshop for really cheap and I got regular Photoshop. I suspect they will eventually do that again someday, so getting Elements is a good idea.

[RoccoR5955]

148. Why pay for software, when the best is FREE! I use GIMP.

Use GIMP. It's free and does EVERYTHING that Photoshop does! It runs on Windohs, Mac, and Linux. Heck, if you have something else, you can compile the source code yourself to make it run, because it's written in C, and comes with the source code.
Find out more here, and download it NOW!
http://www.gimp.org /


Software for WE THE PEOPLE, not them, the corporations!

[RoccoR5955]

149. You don't need photoshop... Download GIMP here:

http://www.gimp.org /

It's free, open-source software. There's documentation and everything. It's been around since about 1997, and is as good as photoshop. I've been using it forever, and find that it does just as good a job as the software that you pay for. It also works on whatever operating system you have. There are versions for Windohs, Mac, and Linux, and the source code is included, so if you are running something different, you can compile it yourself.

[JBoy]

52. Do's and Dont's

[mstinamotorcity]

144. Now thats

a good thingee working out for me.

[NYC_SKP]

54. She prolly can't afford it, but...

Don't ban me, dude!

[Bluerthanblue]

55. note to self-

[rasputin1952]

56. OH...This thread is great!!!!

[1awake]

57. Here's mine...

[blogslut]

58. ...

[arcadian]

59. Cleaned it up.

[L. Coyote]

60. Thanks for the 100th Palin thread LOL

[EmeraldCityGrl]

61. Rub leg, wink, mutter Freedom, keep palm down

[Budgies Revenge]

64. here's one

[yurbud]

130. someone else would have had to write it and read it to her.

[Name removed]

65. Deleted message

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[beac]

66. .

[Plucketeer]

109. I like this one!

[HipChick]

67. Here's one..

[LuckyLib]

104. This one should be a national advertisement! So, Repugs, this is who you want as a national leader?

[beac]

68. .

[Budgies Revenge]

69. ...or perhaps this one?

[Hassin Bin Sober]

71. LOL. My favorite!

[EFerrari]

73. LOL

[d_b]

74. lulz

[Matariki]

75. !!!!

[beac]

70. .

[alfredo]

76. one more

[FarLeftFist]

78. *******

[proud2BlibKansan]

80. This came in handy today:

[FarLeftFist]

81. more

[FarLeftFist]

82. infamous

[David Zephyr]

85. KIcking this up. This was fun.

[Forkboy]

88. Replying to this will either get me banned or you shut down.

[arcadian]

89. And the moment you have all been waiting for...

The one.. The only... Mooooooooooo-rans Guy!

[Oilwellian]

90. Tee Hee

[winyanstaz]

91. hmmm well I cant think of what to write in her hand....

But since I can read palms I will put down what I see in this hand here.
early childhood....This person had both parents at the beginning but right off the bat was left to deal with the world a lot on their own.
Not necessarily abandoned by both parents but rather let to run fairly wild/on their own with little to no guidance.
This person went into the world on their own at an early age.
This person is extremely tight fisted/likes to keep track of their things/stingy.
This person has the club thumb of a person that can easily kill.
This hand shows extreme shallowness along with a deep need for admiration, love and affection..and has a secret life.
This hand also shows three major loves. One early in life, one in the middle part of the life (now almost over) and another major love..later in life.
This person stresses and worry-warts deeply when things go wrong..and there have been five major times of stress and this palm is now in major stress.
This life line takes many detours and changes of course but is a long life line.
This life-line shows an almost prison like environment in late life...This shows this person will be under a lot of control/oversight.
This hand shows a mega temper.
Sorry I cannot see more because of the photo shopping.
Reading palms is not psychic...it takes no power to do so....it is like learning to read a road map and anyone can do it.

P.S. A big thank you and Wow to the person or persons that gave me a heart

[dixiegrrrrl]

97. "This life-line shows an almost prison like environment in late life.."

Good news so early in the am..

thanks !!!!!

Can we find a close up of Obama's hand, I wonder....

[winyanstaz]

115. I like to do hands of people that I dont know much about...

That way I can "wow" them when I tell them about their childhood.
I only do it for fun and I don't charge people..its is very interesting though.
As to Obamas hand...I already did it once but if one were posted I would do it again on line for you all.
I found how many love lines she had very interesting....as there were three major ones.
For a love to make it to your major love lines it first has to make it to your heart.
It looked like there were a lot of smaller ones...which can be family, friends or casual lovers..depending on if they come off a major love line or are just there on their own. I would need a lot clearer photo to tell.

[HipChick]

101. That corresponds to many things that a professional astrologer friend

of mine, has seen on her birth chart...but she see's some type of mental breakdown requiring lots of care/supervision..

[winyanstaz]

116. Yes I think that is true...

you see all those major stress lines radiate into her life line and on towards her health lines and the head.
She is in the middle of that stress area big time now where it is taking a sudden turn.
The head line goes nice and straight for a while and then takes a sudden dip and curves downward at a steep angle into the health line where all the squares (inprisonment/control) are.
I have studied palm reading for many years and I follow Chiro's methods and have developed a bit of my own in the area of the childhood over the years.
I find Chiro to be amazingly accurate.
He is the one that was so famious during the Victorian era..he predicted the fall from fame and wealth and the death of Oscar Wilde and was accurate there as well.

[Bolo Boffin]

92. RUN, SARAH, RUN!

[Mortos]

93. My contributions

[malaise]

95. Great thread

Thanks for the laughs all.

[krispos42]

96. With pleasure...

[DFW]

99. On the other hand..........

[DFW]

100. Or maybe............

[Blue_Tires]

102. This thread is going places, baby!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

105. Here it is:

[myrna minx]

108. Oh mercy - this thread is hilarious.

[Plucketeer]

112. Careful not to RUSH to conclusions

[6079smithw]

118. Did Beck help?

[Bucky]

119. A two parter

the hand:


the context:
Hint: I'm talking about her other hand

[6079smithw]

123. simple math

[johnnie]

124. A few

For The Office fans...

[yurbud]

133. you made me laugh with the Jesus one

[ShamelessHussy]

126. How about this - the 3 G's

=)

[6079smithw]

127. For everything else...

[yurbud]

128. It was just a useful reminder:

[yurbud]

129. Palin's list of what NOT to say:

[yurbud]

135. a teabagger themed one wid da double en tundras

[yurbud]

136. To do list for her political future:

[Enrique]

137. I love DU

[trumad]

138. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

[rocktivity]

139. She IS a beauty pageant constestant after all

rocktivity

[L. Coyote]

140. kick

[pipi_k]

141. Had to use someone else's palm, but the idea is the same...

[Name removed]

142. Deleted message

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[Miss_Underestimated]

145. "Wash, Rinse, Repeat"

(sorry, do not have photoshop)

[krispos42]

147. She's wearing her son's "KIA" bracelet, even though he's still alive.

She's a dumbass.