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katmondoo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 12:26 PM
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Reading the Examiner while in line at Publix Supermarket, Fl
Top corner says "Rush Limbaugh has 2 years to live" Thinking to myself GOOd then feeling guilty. The lady in back of me says "I hope that's true" I laughed and said I was thinking the same but I am chicken and did not want to say it out loud. I am bad but it would be nice if he were silenced. I will ask forgiveness and am willing to accept any punishment DU doles out.
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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 12:31 PM
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1. I'd buy you a star!....n/t
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 12:31 PM
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2. Examiner or Enquirer???? Great story. I LOVE to instigate conversations based on those
when I am in line.

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ShortnFiery Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 12:33 PM
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3. TWO (X2) WHOLE YEARS!
:spray: :blush:
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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 12:35 PM
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4. Not if he is abducted by aliens first.
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izquierdista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 12:44 PM
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5. Is there a countdown clock?
:woohoo:
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louis-t Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 12:47 PM
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6. I love reading those in line and then
putting them back before checking out. Sometimes a good piece of fiction helps me get through the day. :hide:
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 12:49 PM
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7. Maybe Bat Boy will latch onto his neck and give him rabies.
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 12:51 PM
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8. Pharyngeal paralysis would be a perfect karma for him..
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MindandSoul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 12:52 PM
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9. I certainly forgive you! Actually, I'm with you!
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BadgerKid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 01:02 PM
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10. You might like this thread.
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dmr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 01:12 PM
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11. That long, huh? n/t
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Cheap_Trick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-25-10 01:15 PM
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12. That's 3 years too long.
Rush, if I can in ANY way help you speed up your demise please let me know.

You betcha.
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