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In our increasingly-disconnected president's gossamer world, this is the timeline:
We enter the country to liberate it.
We capture the Evil Dictator Saddam Hussein and hang him by the neck until he is dead.
We design the Iraqis a Democratic Form of Government where the Shia, Sunnis and Kurds are like the Democrats, Republicans and (whatcha think, guys, maybe the Libertarians)--just political parties.
The Iraqis embrace this Democratic Form of Government and become peaceful and loving.
The rest of the Middle East sees the new, democratic, peaceful and loving Iraq and begs the United States to make their countries just like Iraq.
At that point the world loves the United States so much they give George W. Bush two Nobel Peace Prizes.
In reality, they're about ready to give Bush the Nobel Prize for Medicine for his research which proves it is possible for the human male to draw oxygen, hydration and nutrition through his skin because it's impossible to do it any other way when you've had your head shoved up your ass for 60 years.
Bush's first and foremost problem is he didn't understand what he was going up against. Bush's people probably thought Shia and Sunni were like...oh, Methodists and Lutherans--two fairly similar Protestant faiths. In reality, they're more like the Catholics and the Protestants in Northern Ireland after Bloody Sunday, complete with artillery.
Now as for this "artificial timeline" nonsense...the natural timeline is as I stated above, where the Iraqis become a united, democratic people and then we leave. Unfortunately for Shrub, they'll become "united" in the way I described in a post yesterday: they'll figure out they can kill lots more infidels (that would be us) if they quit shooting at one another.
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