OMG. Undie bomber is being held in a prison in....MICHIGAN! HELP!!!!

[moondust]

He's on American soil!!! What am I supposed to do?!! He might get me!!! You too!!! GET HIM OUTTA HERE!! HEEEEELLLLPPPPPPP!!!!

TERRA! TERRA! TERRA!

BOO!

[Fire1]

1. What city in Michigan? n/t

[auntAgonist]

5. Milan Federal Correctional Institution

Milan , MI

[Fire1]

8. Thanks. Not in my county. n/t

[NYC_SKP]

9. Oh, thank goodness. Milan is like a country near Spain or Italy. Phew!!!

:rofl:

[MercutioATC]

12. Pansy liberal.

You know stuff like geology.

[auntAgonist]

18. ........

:rofl:

[eleny]

2. I hearby dedicate your OP to Rep. Peter King

:P

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Don't worry.

Even if he were to escape, I bet he can't move very fast. You should be able to outrun him.

[Snotcicles]

4. Way to go, saving on fuel costs. nt

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

6. You know what the best part is?

Apparently he's been giving actionable intelligence on his associates in Yemen.

And without being shipped to Gitmo and tortured.

[Bobbieo]

11. This does not surprise me.

[MercutioATC]

13. Like being housed in Michigan isn't torture?

:P

[Romulox]

19. Better Michigan than the northernmost Southern state!

:hi:

[ChicagoSuz219]

17. He was already being tortured...

...self-inflicted though it was.

[Romulox]

20. See, this is where my Mandy Patinkin macro would really be handy.

/post You keep saying that word. I do not think it means what you think it means
/post SmirkingInigoMontoya.jpg
/post smile (: hi : )
/end

[onehandle]

7. Pee in your pants and hide in the closet.

With Dick Cheney.

[liberalmuse]

10. What makes me sick is the guy is only 23.

That's too young to die for a stupid cause. I wonder where the old bastards are that recruit him and other kids to do their dirty work.

[valerief]

14. He's gonna THONG us all!!!!

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

[undeterred]

15. Hang on to your undies!

[Duke Newcombe]

16. Oooooh NOES!!111 WE'RE doooooomed! n/t