I wonder how much St. Reagan's haircuts cost?

[johnfunk]

I'm sure he went to the finest tonsorial specialists with the goal of maintaining the perfect dye job... er, coif imaginable.

Time for someone to do a little research...

[sutz12]

1. Screw haircuts......

How much did it cost to bring the morticians in to make him look like he was still alive all those years?

[johnfunk]

2. BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

The coffee spew nearly blew out my monitor...

:spray::rofl::spray::rofl::spray::rofl::spray::rofl:
:rofl::spray::rofl::spray::rofl::spray::rofl::spray:

[tularetom]

3. Costs a lot to make somebody's hair look like Gumby's head

[johnfunk]

4. Hmmm...

Compare and contrast...



"I'm Gumby, dammit!"

[SammyWinstonJack]

5. LOL!

:spray: :rofl:

[Bigmack]

6. ... and don't forget...

.. the trips to Jonas Brothers Taxidermy shop. Gotta get some saddle-soap on those lines and creases. And the side-trip to the Disney Animatronic shop to smooth out those movements so the folks don't get wise.

[NV Whino]

7. Two bucks, but

the Brylcreme cost $250.

[JNelson6563]

8. That's different, he single handedly ended communism!

If you don't count China.

[KG]

9. not much. Nancy just used a flow-bee and shoe black.

[gravity]

10. Who cares?

You know things are messed up when the biggest issue in politics is the price of haircuts

[Clark2008]

11. He didn't have haircuts...

...he only spent about $3.99 on the brush and $5 on the tar.

[Jim Warren]

12. He didn't have cuts as much as lube jobs. nt