An invention I'd like to see...

[Hubert Flottz]

Actually I'd like to see the combination of two things already available that could be combined to make something the country really could use.

A shocker dog collar that detects a lie and shocks the wearer. Think of how fun the next campaign season would be.

[HopeHoops]

1. Actually, there's a robot that has a similar function.

A father brought home the robot and showed it to his wife. "It detects lies and it is never wrong."

About that time, their son came home 2 hours late from school and sat down at the table.

"Where were you?" father asks.

"I had to stay after for a class." The robot zipped around the table and slapped him upside the head so hard he almost fell out of the chair. "Okay, Okay, I was at Billy's doing homework." The robot slapped him upside the head again. "Okay, I admit it. Billy and I were watching a porn movie."

"I'm glad you finally told the truth," father said. "When I was your age, I never told lies like that." The robot zipped around the table and slapped father upsdie the head so hard he DID fall off the chair.

Mother laughed so hard she could hardly catch her breath. "Well," she chuckled, "he's your son." The robot zipped around the table and slapped her upside the head.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. LOL

A Family Values Robot!