What happens when a Republican takes Viagra?

[Rocknrule]

He gets taller

[Atman]

1. I was gonna say "He becomes a bigger dick."

I guess that's the same thing, huh?

Good one.

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[Mabus]

2. I actually like that line better.

:spray:

My first thought was: "He can finally find his dick." :rofl:

[eleny]

3. K&R

I needed a laugh!

[leftwingnut]

4. good one! eom

[Hubert Flottz]

5. He's still a chickenhawk!

But now he's a chicken????er too!

Edit...He has a born again boinger...

[11 Bravo]

6. Adolescents, small rodents, and sheep get very nervous.

[whistle]

7. Gets taller....becomes a bigger dick....turns into a prickotosaurus

....we all seem to be together on this:hide: :rofl: :spray:

[frogcycle]

8. nothing

it does not work without stimulation, and they can't find anyone for that

[whistle]

9. The sheep become very scared

:scared:

[formercia]

17. Especially when they say:

"There will never be another ewe."

[ChairmanAgnostic]

10. his female aides get nervous?

After all, how many GOP presidential candidates started screwing their staff before divorcing their wives?

true family values

[BOSSHOG]

11. He gets on a plane to the dominican republic

[hvn_nbr_2]

23. After filling four prescriptions for addictive drugs from four different doctors.

[guodwons]

12. from Bowser and Blue

An appropriate adaptation of a song from a Canadian comedy duo called Bowser and Blue. The original is called "when lawyers take Viagra... they get taller". But I love it applied to the Republicans.

http://www.bowserandblue.com/

[Hubert Flottz]

16. He gets a stiff neck if he swallows too slow...

[shain from kane]

13. Bigger dick, but he still has Limpballs.

[Reverend_Smitty]

14. I donno...ask Bob Dole

[formercia]

18. Didn't work very well

still plenty of wrinkles and loose skin left.

[Mabus]

21. That's from all the Pepsi he drank while squinting at Brittany Spears

For some reason I kept getting his Pepsi commerical with Spears mixed up with his ED ad. In fact, the first time I saw his Pepsi ad I thought it was his commerical for his ED. Imagine my shock when he was leering at BS that way. I thought it was a little over the top and really, really creepy. I breathed a sigh of relief when I realized it was a totally different ad campaign.

[formercia]

15. His head begins to swell

as if it can get much bigger.

[Snotcicles]

19. Do you know why their wives put Viagra in late night cereal snack?

It's keeps them from rolling out of bed.

[AikidoSoul]

20. His brain gets all swollen, purple, and shiny

:rofl:

[mmonk]

22. Better posture?

[StClone]

24. Their ears get wider apart.

Really?

[chaska]

25. His posture improves? Edit: Oops, sorry, mmonk. I didn't see yours. Great minds....

[Virginia Dare]

26. The pharmas make big profits!...n/t