2010: Republicans will try to impeach Obama

[ck4829]

"Republicans are saying that an impeachment worthy scandal has rocked the White House.

Self-proclaimed Minority Speaker of the House, Michele Bachmann, says that it all went down on December 25, 2009.

"Barack HU-(For some reason she REALLY exaggerates the next part)-SEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII...IIIIIN Obama, his wife, and their children received gifts from a mysterious Mr. "Claus", he failed to report them. He failed to report them. And anyway this Klaus guy sounds German, so he must be a fascist, which means he is a socialist. We re right! We were right!" Steve King then enters the room and he and Bachmann break out into dance.

After about 15 minutes, Bachmann composes herself and says that, "So yes, he failed to report the gifts, so we're going to impeach him, and in fact we've already impeached him, and we tried him, we convicted him, we've sentenced to be catapulted, and we've already done that."

The President has yet to issue a response."

Come on birthers, freepers, and teabaggers, doesn't this scenario just look so tempting to you all?

[Taverner]

1. LOL. Funny if it weren't so true -

I could just see Bachcrazy doing this shit

[JuniperLea]

2. I'm pretty sure that's a Communist uniform he wears too...

All that red you know.

[Bitwit1234]

3. Well since bush stopped her from feeling his leg

he should have been the one she impeached....you'all didn't know she was such a touchy feeling gal did you. Wasn't that sexual harrassement.

[Va Lefty]

4. Gifts = Redistribution of wealth

Socialism!!!