All these Tech theories

[Crap_in_a_Hat]

I can't decide whether it was:
1. The homosexual agenda
2. Video games
3. Gun control
4. Evil brown people (thanks, Debby Schlussel).
I even heard this one paranoid, insane theory that the cause of all this was some batfuck with a gun! Crazy shit, right?

[rwenos]

1. Wutchyew Mean! It wuz Bill Clinton!

Hell, he's caused acne, traffic accidents and the attack on Pearl Harbor -- not to mention 9-11, the War in Iraq, flatulence and the coming economic dominance of the Chinese.

[Crap_in_a_Hat]

2. Yup, and it was the Chinese what sent that Cho Chang feller

On account of all them slopes looks alike.

[rwenos]

3. Hayull Yeah! We Should IMPEACH that Clinton!

[Crap_in_a_Hat]

4. But first he should do something utterly incon-see-quential

What we can feign moral outrage over.

[rwenos]

5. I heard He Had SEX with a Cigar!

My friend, I think we've established common ground here. How far can we rationally take this?

[Crap_in_a_Hat]

6. I dunno

I was about to make a joke about it being a Cuban cigar, making him a dirty pinko, but this can only last for so long before it gets old. Like the bastard child of Borat and Napoleon Dynamite.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

7. Damned hysterical little thread . . .

ya got going there, guys.

'Course I'm absolutely stoned outta my mind.