I'm going to write a book about my life and get Rupert's publisher to sell it!

[HopeHoops]

I'll call it "Going Bong Hits" or something.

Actually, I'll get the druggie in the apartment complex down the street to write it for me and he can make up whatever shit he wants because it won't matter. I'll just claim I'm a Republican and demand a million dollars in advance. The sheeple love that shit.

[taterguy]

1. First find some state willing to elect you Guvner

[HopeHoops]

2. Shit - that's easy - Texas, Florida, Arizona - no problem. (read on)

DEATH TO FURNURS AND IMGRANTS!

That's all you need to get elected there.