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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 07:01 AM Original message |
All right, enough dithering-Let's start the War on Christmas |
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ddeclue (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 07:03 AM Response to Original message |
1. I shoveled shit in Louisiana? |
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Libertas1776 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 08:44 AM Response to Reply #1 |
12. +1 |
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Lasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 07:06 AM Response to Original message |
2. It started last month. |
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whyverne (734 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 07:10 AM Response to Original message |
3. I shot that damn partridge in the pear tree. n/t |
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Vinca (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 07:13 AM Response to Original message |
4. Let's stomp some glass Christmas tree ornaments . . . at the grocery store. |
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Kber (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 07:25 AM Response to Original message |
5. Goodness! I've been so preoccupied with bringing socialism to my local ladies auxiliary |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 07:36 AM Response to Original message |
6. I heard that Santa has WMDs, lektrek drills and rape rooms... |
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SpiralHawk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 07:39 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. Why do republicon homelanders luv them Christmas torture? |
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Hubert Flottz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 08:03 AM Response to Reply #7 |
9. I guess they figure if they torture Santa they can find out... |
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Odin2005 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 11:42 PM Response to Reply #7 |
32. OMG, that is just WRONG! |
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SmileyRose (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 07:45 AM Response to Original message |
8. I have a dumb question |
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tavalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 09:20 AM Response to Reply #8 |
15. Before, silly! |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 07:38 PM Response to Reply #8 |
25. Well a full review of Biblical scholars illustrates that the long held belief that..... |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 08:21 AM Response to Original message |
10. I mounted a gun turret on top of the van to take out tacky inflated lawn shit |
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Mariana (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 07:48 PM Response to Reply #10 |
26. Hell, that's self defense! nt. |
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jakefrep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 08:42 AM Response to Original message |
11. I'll join up right after the War for the Preservation of Thanksgiving |
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tavalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 09:22 AM Response to Reply #11 |
16. As a less amusing side comment, |
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StarfarerBill (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 09:18 AM Response to Original message |
13. I'm an anti-capitalist; |
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tavalon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 09:18 AM Response to Original message |
14. YEEEESSSSS! |
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smoogatz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 09:26 AM Response to Original message |
17. And don't forget our anti-Xmas rallying cry-- |
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Viking12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 07:53 PM Response to Reply #17 |
27. "Peace on Earth" is this year's slogan -- didn't you get the memo? |
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smoogatz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 10:29 PM Response to Reply #27 |
31. Dang! Missed it. |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 09:27 AM Response to Original message |
18. I just peed on Santa's lap. |
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L0oniX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 09:30 AM Response to Original message |
19. I can't wait to go hunting for santas. |
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conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 09:30 AM Response to Original message |
20. I'll unionize the elves |
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Brickbat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 11:46 PM Response to Reply #20 |
34. When my son was younger, he asked us if the elves at the North Pole were unionized. |
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Le Taz Hot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 09:32 AM Response to Original message |
21. Well, as a good librul, I decided this year |
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conscious evolution (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-20-09 12:18 PM Response to Reply #21 |
37. Thats a good one |
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HippieCowgirl (242 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 09:57 AM Response to Original message |
22. Locked & Loaded - Got my cartridge in a bare tree on the front lawn. |
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Bigmack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 10:12 AM Response to Original message |
23. It's not "Christmas"... it's Mithra's birthday... nt |
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ArbustoBuster (956 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 05:48 PM Response to Original message |
24. Back in my day, the War on Christmas didn't start until after Thanksgiving! |
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Viking12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 07:54 PM Response to Reply #24 |
28. We're in a post-9/11 world johnny. |
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rucky (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 07:54 PM Response to Reply #24 |
29. We need to get back to the true spirit of the War on Christmas. n/t |
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SemiCharmedQuark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Nov-19-09 08:00 PM Response to Original message |
30. YEAH!!! Here you go!!! |
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Johonny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-20-09 01:13 AM Response to Original message |
35. Santa promotes obesity |
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nadinbrzezinski (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Nov-20-09 01:16 AM Response to Original message |
36. You are late, trying to get the AA set |
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