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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 11:37 AM
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"Chucktatership"
Hannity: Why don't you run? No no no, there's a solution -- why wouldn't you -- Chuck Norris could be governor of Texas one day.

Norris: You know why? Because I'd be sitting here with my opponent, and debating, and then he would start attacking my character, and I'd jump over there and choke him unconscious.



Hannity: You have more control than that!

Norris: I don't! That's the problem, you know. I have a thin skin. It was really tough in the film world. And in the political world, you know, I'd be killing half the people.

Because, you know, nothing bespeaks personal character like the volatile use of violence on your opponents.

He goes on to explain why he wouldn't fit well in political arenas like the Senate:

Norris: You know, with all the senators, you can't get anything done. You know, it's always right and left --

Hannity: No, no, you can, I disagree with you. You can.

Norris: Well, what I'd have to do, I'd have to choke out all the Democrats.

Hannity: Well, it's a good start.

He also describes one of the eliminationist "jokes" in his new book:

Norris: One of the "facts" there is America is not a democracy, it's a Chucktatership. And if it was, I said I would go to Congress, I'd line up every member of Congress, and I'd have Ron Paul, who I believe is one of the, probably one of the more honest ones there, I'd say, 'Ron, point out the honest ones' --

Hannity: I like Ron Paul. He's nuts.

Norris: Yeah, I know. That's why I like him. But anyway, I'd choke out the dis -- every dishonest politician that's up there.

http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/chuck-norris-in...

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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 11:50 AM
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1. Chuck Norris, Chuck Todd, Chuck Grassley - they're all Chucked up!
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geckosfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 11:51 AM
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2. This is actually quite alarming. It seems that faux is openly advocating for
politically motivated violence against democrats.
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Individualist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 11:52 AM
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3. Upchuck needs therapy for his psychopathic personality.
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 11:55 AM
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4. Chuck Norris vs Kinky Friedman!
God help us, it could happen. :(
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yellerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 12:18 PM
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5. What a perfect illustration of how low political discourse has sunk
in this age. Bang...zoom...why, I oughta...choke!
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 12:33 PM
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6. I don't like Ron Paul, but wouldn't he point out to Chuckles..
That it's the GOP congresspeople that are 100% dishonest by default?

I haven't heard a lick of truth from any of them for at least 20 years.
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KG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-15-09 12:39 PM
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7. I nominate Chuck Norris for president of Idiot America!
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