U.S. Deports Lou Dobbs: CNN Host Had Been Living Illegally In Country Since 1961

[Happyhippychick]

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/breaking_u_s_deports_lou_dobbs

:rofl: (sorry, could not resist this one)

WANTAGE, NJ—Acting on anonymous tips from within the Hispanic-American community, U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials on Wednesday deported Luis Miguel Salvador Aguila Dominguez, who has been living illegally in the United States under the name Lou Dobbs for 48 years.

According to the Department of Homeland Security, federal agents stormed the undocumented immigrant’s home in an evening raid just hours after the 64-year-old newscaster suddenly announced that he was resigning from CNN, and immediately placed him on an Aeromexico flight departing from Newark Liberty Airport.
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[saltpoint]

1. LOL. Dobbs is no match for The ONION.

And he ordered this a long time ago.

[trumad]

2. Kick

[SoCalDem]

3. Dobbs was heard to say..."Ay, Caramba" as he boarded the plane

:)

[AngryOldDem]

4. LOL!

Gotta love The Onion!