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Fumesucker
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:06 PM Original message |
| How To Get Killed On A Bicycle |
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| seemunkee
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
| 1. Thanks |
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bertman
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Sun Nov-08-09 01:05 AM Response to Reply #1 |
| 177. here's another good thing to know: a bicycle's profile is very narrow. Many cars and |
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cliffordu
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:11 PM Response to Original message |
| 2. I like to chase down the people who do these things and ask them if they are |
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taterguy
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:17 PM Response to Reply #2 |
| 4. They're in vehicle that weighs a few thousand pounds. You're on a bike. What could go wrong? |
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cliffordu
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:20 PM Response to Reply #4 |
| 5. I gets REAL close to the window so's they can't easily get me.... |
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taterguy
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:21 PM Response to Reply #5 |
| 6. I just smile at the assholes. It confuses them. |
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| FightingIrish
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:21 PM Response to Reply #2 |
| 7. I've done that twice |
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| FightingIrish
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
| 3. Most of my close calls and my one actual impact |
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Fumesucker
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:22 PM Response to Reply #3 |
| 8. Ride in such a manner that if you were totally invisible you wouldn't get hit anyway.. |
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Pab Sungenis
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:23 PM Response to Original message |
| 9. It's more important that the car see the bicyclist than the bicyclist see the car. |
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Pab Sungenis
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:32 PM Response to Reply #9 |
| 14. Here, copying from an old blog entry of mine: |
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Bucky
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:26 PM Response to Original message |
| 10. Yeah, I took a broadside when I was 13. I was peddling up a sidewalk past a driveway... |
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| Shagbark Hickory
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:27 PM Response to Original message |
| 11. We need dedicated bike lanes. And I think I know just where to find the people to build them. |
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Fumesucker
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:29 PM Response to Reply #11 |
| 12. I am intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.. |
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| Shagbark Hickory
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:08 PM Response to Reply #12 |
| 44. Thanks but I don't have a newsletter. Join my email list to find out when I come out with a newsletr |
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L0oniX
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Fri Nov-06-09 06:08 PM Response to Reply #11 |
| 26. Like they would actually stay in those lanes or obey traffic signals like car drivers. |
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elocs
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:31 PM Response to Original message |
| 13. How to get killed on a bicycle: ride in traffic with cars and trucks. |
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| AngryOldDem
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Fri Nov-06-09 06:23 PM Response to Reply #13 |
| 30. Or ride at night, dressed totally in black, with no reflectors on either you or your bike... |
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elocs
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:28 PM Response to Reply #30 |
| 56. Funny, I saw one of those last night and he must have had a death wish. |
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lostnfound
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Sat Nov-07-09 01:07 AM Response to Reply #30 |
| 132. One of those on the road in front of me tonight. Scared the heck out of me. |
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lostnfound
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Sat Nov-07-09 01:07 AM Response to Reply #30 |
| 133. One of those on the road in front of me tonight. Scared the heck out of me. |
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| NoUsername
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Sat Nov-07-09 01:22 AM Response to Reply #30 |
| 138. I've seen those on the bike paths and almost crashed into them more |
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bertman
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Sun Nov-08-09 01:01 AM Response to Reply #30 |
| 176. Good lord, it must be an epidemic. The same thing happened to me two nights ago. |
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tonysam
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Fri Nov-06-09 06:51 PM Response to Reply #13 |
| 38. I stay off of sidewalks because drivers aren't looking for cyclists there |
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| EndersDame
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:55 PM Response to Reply #13 |
| 64. I ride illegally on the side walk |
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gtar100
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Sat Nov-07-09 01:26 AM Response to Reply #13 |
| 139. Visit Paris sometime. |
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| Gormy Cuss
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Sat Nov-07-09 10:36 AM Response to Reply #13 |
| 167. Sidewalk riding is illegally on all but one road near me. On that road I use the sidewalk |
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Ignis
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:32 PM Response to Original message |
| 15. My own accident tally from 5 years of biking in SF: |
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Sen. Walter Sobchak
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
| 16. Are you suggesting cyclists should follow the rules of the road? |
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seabeyond
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:40 PM Response to Original message |
| 17. i see at least one diagram where blane is on cyclist. riding against traffic. nt |
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| dysfunctional press
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Fri Nov-06-09 09:28 PM Response to Reply #17 |
| 97. in the first one- the cyclist is also in the wrong- passing on the right. |
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seabeyond
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Fri Nov-06-09 10:43 PM Response to Reply #97 |
| 117. i thought so too. the only reasons i thought maybe not was cause positioned |
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| dysfunctional press
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Fri Nov-06-09 11:54 PM Response to Reply #117 |
| 122. i've encountered that same situation plenty of times in the city... |
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Telly Savalas
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Fri Nov-06-09 11:04 PM Response to Reply #97 |
| 119. We don't know that. |
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| dysfunctional press
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Fri Nov-06-09 11:44 PM Response to Reply #119 |
| 120. if the bike were in front of the car the whole time, he wouldn't be hit. |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:47 PM Response to Original message |
| 18. Time to get flamed. |
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Sen. Walter Sobchak
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:51 PM Response to Reply #18 |
| 19. Dennis Leary put it best |
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Ron Green
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:16 PM Response to Reply #19 |
| 49. I don't think I've ever seen a bigger asshole than that guy. |
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Sen. Walter Sobchak
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Fri Nov-06-09 08:09 PM Response to Reply #49 |
| 76. he doesn't deny it, |
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Odin2005
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:56 PM Response to Reply #18 |
| 20. Yes, because we all must worship on the altar of the almighty automobile! |
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Sen. Walter Sobchak
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Fri Nov-06-09 06:02 PM Response to Reply #20 |
| 23. Then move to Manhattan and leave the rest of us alone |
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Odin2005
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Fri Nov-06-09 06:19 PM Response to Reply #23 |
| 27. Yeah, fuck the planet, I want my SPRAWL!!! |
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Sen. Walter Sobchak
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Fri Nov-06-09 06:33 PM Response to Reply #27 |
| 34. I will make an extra effort to recycle my inkjet cartridges |
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tabasco
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Fri Nov-06-09 08:16 PM Response to Reply #34 |
| 84. Hahahahahaha! |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:12 PM Response to Reply #20 |
| 46. What gives anyone the right? |
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Ron Green
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:20 PM Response to Reply #46 |
| 51. Where you live is the past. Take a look at Portland, Oregon or Davis, CA. |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:58 PM Response to Reply #51 |
| 66. The past? |
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Ron Green
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Fri Nov-06-09 08:00 PM Response to Reply #66 |
| 68. Nothing very technological about lots of distracted and dim-witted drivers |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 08:09 PM Response to Reply #68 |
| 75. So... |
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Ron Green
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Sat Nov-07-09 02:14 AM Response to Reply #75 |
| 145. "Convenience we enjoy today" is part of the problem. |
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Sen. Walter Sobchak
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Sat Nov-07-09 02:42 AM Response to Reply #145 |
| 146. damn living in America sucks, I wish I could commute by hanging off the side of a train |
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| gorfle
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Sat Nov-07-09 10:01 AM Response to Reply #145 |
| 161. So balance it without compromise. |
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Occulus
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Sat Nov-07-09 05:26 AM Response to Reply #46 |
| 148. If you ban everything but cars on the roads, you need to be prepared to make |
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| gorfle
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Sat Nov-07-09 10:04 AM Response to Reply #148 |
| 163. Whatever. |
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Xithras
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:59 PM Response to Reply #18 |
| 22. I agree, bikes and cars don't belong on the same roads. |
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Odin2005
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Fri Nov-06-09 06:21 PM Response to Reply #22 |
| 28. I agree with this. |
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Sen. Walter Sobchak
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Fri Nov-06-09 06:29 PM Response to Reply #28 |
| 31. no, it will encourage people to get as far away from cities as possible |
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Odin2005
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Fri Nov-06-09 06:36 PM Response to Reply #31 |
| 35. I suggest you read "Green Metropolis" |
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Sen. Walter Sobchak
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:03 PM Response to Reply #35 |
| 42. You can keep Bloomberg's ''luxury city'' but I appreicate you proving my point |
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Luminous Animal
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Fri Nov-06-09 10:05 PM Response to Reply #31 |
| 111. The vast majority of people can't walk |
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Sen. Walter Sobchak
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Fri Nov-06-09 10:31 PM Response to Reply #111 |
| 115. The vast majority of people can't afford to live in the heart of San Francisco |
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Luminous Animal
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Fri Nov-06-09 11:58 PM Response to Reply #115 |
| 123. Really. |
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Sen. Walter Sobchak
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Sat Nov-07-09 12:47 AM Response to Reply #123 |
| 131. And what would rent be on say a 1500 square foot place suitible for a family? |
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Luminous Animal
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Sat Nov-07-09 01:16 AM Response to Reply #131 |
| 136. There are plenty of families in the city. |
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Sen. Walter Sobchak
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Sat Nov-07-09 03:44 PM Response to Reply #136 |
| 172. and once again, the price of that housing? |
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| yodoobo
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Sat Nov-07-09 01:12 AM Response to Reply #111 |
| 134. Sounds very crowded |
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| dysfunctional press
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Sat Nov-07-09 09:34 AM Response to Reply #111 |
| 153. what's unworkable? |
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Sen. Walter Sobchak
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Sat Nov-07-09 03:33 PM Response to Reply #153 |
| 171. my master bathroom is larger than a friends Manhattan apartment |
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tonysam
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Fri Nov-06-09 06:55 PM Response to Reply #22 |
| 40. There really needs to be good, clean bike paths |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:13 PM Response to Reply #22 |
| 47. Why? |
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taterguy
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Fri Nov-06-09 06:22 PM Response to Reply #18 |
| 29. How do you suggest I get to work? |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:18 PM Response to Reply #29 |
| 50. In a manner that does not inconvenience others. |
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Odin2005
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:23 PM Response to Reply #50 |
| 53. Ah yes, bicyclists need to know their place, you're not a Real American if you don't drive! |
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taterguy
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:29 PM Response to Reply #50 |
| 57. Doesn't everyone who travels inconvenience others in some way? |
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MajorChode
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:42 PM Response to Reply #57 |
| 61. If a frog had wings, it would still be screwed |
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taterguy
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:44 PM Response to Reply #61 |
| 62. A frog with wings would just freak me out |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:59 PM Response to Reply #57 |
| 67. Apples to oranges. |
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taterguy
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Fri Nov-06-09 08:08 PM Response to Reply #67 |
| 73. You're just trying to bait me aren't you? |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 08:11 PM Response to Reply #73 |
| 78. False dichotomy. |
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Shell Beau
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Fri Nov-06-09 08:13 PM Response to Reply #50 |
| 80. He is actually helping the planet by riding a bike instead of driving |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 08:14 PM Response to Reply #80 |
| 82. I agree. |
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Luminous Animal
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Fri Nov-06-09 08:55 PM Response to Reply #50 |
| 89. If there was a bike path, |
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Hannah Bell
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Fri Nov-06-09 08:58 PM Response to Reply #50 |
| 90. cars inconvenience me. |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 09:42 PM Response to Reply #90 |
| 102. It's a matter of numbers. |
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Hannah Bell
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Fri Nov-06-09 10:27 PM Response to Reply #102 |
| 114. better/more bike lanes/paths = more riders. |
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| gorfle
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Sat Nov-07-09 09:47 AM Response to Reply #114 |
| 155. I have no problem with that. |
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tavalon
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Sat Nov-07-09 05:54 AM Response to Reply #90 |
| 150. I agree with you, tonight especially |
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| Bill McBlueState
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Sun Nov-08-09 11:42 PM Response to Reply #50 |
| 185. what is this right not to be inconvenienced that you speak of? |
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MajorChode
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:03 PM Response to Reply #18 |
| 41. Here's the part you're missing |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:20 PM Response to Reply #41 |
| 52. Precisely. |
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taterguy
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:34 PM Response to Reply #52 |
| 59. If it's "your" road would you be willing to pay for it? |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 08:01 PM Response to Reply #59 |
| 69. Sure! |
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taterguy
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Fri Nov-06-09 08:10 PM Response to Reply #69 |
| 77. Please answer the second part of my question. How much extra would it cost you? |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 08:13 PM Response to Reply #77 |
| 81. I have no idea. |
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taterguy
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Fri Nov-06-09 08:46 PM Response to Reply #81 |
| 87. So what makes them "your" roads? |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 09:42 PM Response to Reply #87 |
| 103. Numbers. |
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taterguy
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Sat Nov-07-09 06:21 AM Response to Reply #103 |
| 151. Tyranny of the majority was repudiated in this country a long long time ago |
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| gorfle
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Sat Nov-07-09 09:58 AM Response to Reply #151 |
| 159. Thanks for establishing that. |
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taterguy
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Sat Nov-07-09 10:21 AM Response to Reply #159 |
| 165. I bike to work because it's the most sensible option |
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Luminous Animal
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Fri Nov-06-09 09:13 PM Response to Reply #69 |
| 95. Why should bicyclists... |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 09:44 PM Response to Reply #95 |
| 104. If you want to share it equally you pay equally. |
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Luminous Animal
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Sat Nov-07-09 12:05 AM Response to Reply #104 |
| 125. But bicyclists don't share the road equally. |
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| gorfle
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Sat Nov-07-09 09:49 AM Response to Reply #125 |
| 156. I don't see it that way. |
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Luminous Animal
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Fri Nov-06-09 09:05 PM Response to Reply #59 |
| 94. Sure. |
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| NoUsername
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Sat Nov-07-09 01:15 AM Response to Reply #94 |
| 135. I've always read that 85% of the money for roads and infrastructure |
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MajorChode
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Fri Nov-06-09 07:39 PM Response to Reply #52 |
| 60. If a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump it's ass |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 08:05 PM Response to Reply #60 |
| 71. I did not claim it was. |
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MajorChode
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Fri Nov-06-09 08:59 PM Response to Reply #71 |
| 91. Oh, please |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 09:40 PM Response to Reply #91 |
| 100. Like I said. |
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MajorChode
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Fri Nov-06-09 10:11 PM Response to Reply #100 |
| 112. You certainly don't have to deal with it |
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| gorfle
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Sat Nov-07-09 09:51 AM Response to Reply #112 |
| 157. Of course I have to deal with it. |
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MajorChode
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Sat Nov-07-09 10:01 AM Response to Reply #157 |
| 160. You should learn |
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| gorfle
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Sat Nov-07-09 10:09 AM Response to Reply #160 |
| 164. I'll take my chances. |
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MajorChode
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Sat Nov-07-09 10:31 AM Response to Reply #164 |
| 166. The irony here is no less than completely fucking hilarious |
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| gorfle
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Sat Nov-07-09 12:54 PM Response to Reply #166 |
| 170. Like I said, take your chances. |
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MajorChode
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Sat Nov-07-09 03:49 PM Response to Reply #170 |
| 173. Spend your life living in irrational fear if you like |
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Shell Beau
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Fri Nov-06-09 08:16 PM Response to Reply #52 |
| 83. I am glad they are your roads. Glad we got that part straight. |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 09:45 PM Response to Reply #83 |
| 105. Wasn't my term. |
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MajorChode
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Sun Nov-08-09 12:44 AM Response to Reply #105 |
| 175. Not quite |
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| NoUsername
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Sat Nov-07-09 01:46 AM Response to Reply #41 |
| 143. Exactly. The statistics show that a cyclist is 2.5 times more likely |
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Ignis
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Fri Nov-06-09 09:01 PM Response to Reply #18 |
| 92. I'm guessing you're from Bumfuck, Nowhere? (nt) |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 09:46 PM Response to Reply #92 |
| 106. Depends on your definition. |
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U4ikLefty
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Fri Nov-06-09 09:20 PM Response to Reply #18 |
| 96. I am a Professional Engineer in roadway design & you my freind |
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| gorfle
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Fri Nov-06-09 09:48 PM Response to Reply #96 |
| 107. I'm no the one looking for special treatment. |
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Luminous Animal
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Sat Nov-07-09 01:27 AM Response to Reply #107 |
| 141. The speed limit is the maximum allowed. It's not a mandate. |
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Sen. Walter Sobchak
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Sat Nov-07-09 02:43 AM Response to Reply #141 |
| 147. The CHP doesn't see it that way and I have the ticket to prove it |
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| gorfle
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Sat Nov-07-09 09:45 AM Response to Reply #141 |
| 154. As I already said. |
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Odin2005
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Fri Nov-06-09 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
| 21. Drivers need to learn to treat bicyclists with respect instead of acting like assholes. |