DUmmies!! Watch This AND Learn! Yu Think Your SO Smart -->

[Hissyspit]

Iam having a civil discussion with you

WATCH THIS VIDEO BEFORE YOU READ THIS and KNOW THE TRUTH!!!:

John Stewart is now as smart as Steven Colbert and figured it all out for Glenn:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-november-5-2009/t...



Then: http://twitter.com/the113project


You try to MAKE FUN of the Gleen Beck
show with your LIBERAL MAINSTREAM MEDIA bias,,, well we know THE TRUTH!
about Glenn's appendix
and his Hemmoroids
The doctor's schools don't teach the truth.
You won't hear about THIS WAR in the mainstream media
The liberal powers that be don't want us to hear about this!

But we know the truth.
WE KNOW


Do yu Know who else didn't acks medical questions??
Do you know who else didn't ask MEDICAL QUESTIONS?????
DO YOU??????????












































Hitler










THIS GUY ! ------>




Deutschland has a 36% immigration rate
to America
DID YOU KNOW THAT?!!!!1#





Dont let THEM sochialize my Naziiism!!*
ACORN! (if I would eat them )

Also, Barack Hussein Obama!
He did NOT ANSWER meidcal school questions about
his Kenyan birth,,certificut!

Kenya has medical schools!

DID YOU KNOW THAT FACT?

Kenya has OAK TREEs which make
ACORNs!
They have Oak trees in
CHICAGO!

DID YOU KNOW THAT FACT?



Not saying it is all a plot by Hitler
but I am saying
just look at the chockboard
It is always right:...




It ALL GOES TO THE ANUS!!!


IT'S ALL THERE


That's where Glenn's
anal poisoning on his appendix IS.
(Below that is where the tea bags are.)

(You think you are the only one
with links???!)

Glenn and John's (the new John) chalkboard shows you it always!

Glenn Beckkk is being undersieged FROM WITHIN



NO PUBIC OPTION!!!

NO PUBIC OPTION!!!

No sochulized medical anatomy
by fat surgeon generals!


    IT'SALL CONNECTED






Yu DUmmmie Nays... nay say... naasaayers...
LIARS will say
you wingnuts 'just eat ties, your cookoobirds.'
so as iam sitting here typing this,do my critisims make me patriotic like you??,,
or am I just blinded by THE FACTS!!

REAL AMERICANS KNOW THIS:

































They know THE 11 FOUNDING FATHERS HUMOROUS PRINCIPALS

(and therefor 3herbsandspices):



- #1 prinicpal: There is a Obama Death Panel Glenn Beck's organs czar!

- # 7 prinicpal: The knee bone is connected to the thigh bone.
YOU CAN"T DENY THIS It's all about connections

- #2 principal: It all goes to the ANUS!

And SO...

- #11 prinicipal:

11 3!!! We are ORGANized!!

YOU AINT SEEN SHIT YET!!,,DAMN now I FEEL PATRIOTIC!
So patriotic
my guts hurt

SEE???,,,

Tell me what is going on inside Glenn Beck
at Mussoleeni's Rockefeller Center?!
Can you anser that DUmmies!?????

CAN YOU!!!?!

11 3 Project!!!


Jon has been working on this for TWO DAYS
since that fateful day
that teh socshulized doctors
in the greatest health care system
in the world,
that that commie MichaelMoore
thinks is not as good as Karl Marx's
Cuba,
took Glenn Beck's appendix and could have eaten it in front of their children.


SIGN UP HERE NOW! http://twitter.com/the113project

if you don't want to be just another LIBERAL SOSHULIST Wack job

like this picture of a socshulized liberal-owned cat proves
(the proof of the cat is on FoxNews video
despite Keith Olbermann):



Play this game, as the below new Project 11/3 protest costume shows, and WATCH THE VIDEO and you will know -

YOU WILL KNOW:






It all goes to the anus.

DUmmies.

[AspenRose]

1. Cute cat.

[Hissyspit]

3. You would think.

DUmmie.

[BlueCaliDem]

43. Yu our hillarius! Lovd it! eom

[saracat]

2. OMG! That is Hilarious! K+ R!

I needed a laugh today!

[Hissyspit]

5. Play The "Which Are the Real Freeper Quotes and Which Did Hissyspit Make Up?" Game

[saracat]

7. I can't . It is waaay too perfect. Perhaps it could be a drinking game

with a shot for grammatical mistakes and misspellings? We would be drunk within seconds!

[zeemike]

47. No one can...you are way to good.

There is no question, you are the king of impersonating stupid.
I dare say you could post this on FR and gain an instant following.

[BrklynLiberal]

4. Jon Stewart was at his best last night..

Thanks for the synopsis

[dalaigh lllama]

6. Teh organs are organizing --- all around us!11!1!!

[PSzymeczek]

24. The chickens are organized!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YfX_ubhVK8

[myrna minx]

8. OMG- Thank you. I really needed a laugh today.

[SIMPLYB1980]

9. Well done! K&R

[redqueen]

10. Hahaahahahahahahaa....

the proof of the cat?



Oustsanding!

[cbayer]

11. Bravo!

[Chorophyll]

12. For some reason,

the word "chockboard" really made me lose it. This was great. It gave me butterflies in my "stomache."

Have some extra commas for your trouble:,,,

[ginnyinWI]

13. hey I read something just like this in my morning email

from a concerned relative--it was from World Net Daily. Will not link!

[kestrel91316]

14. I was gonna post a copy of the Nigerian letter I got today in my snail mail,

but why bother? I can't come close to topping this post.

[cynatnite]

15. Okay, you win...I give up. Going home now....

[Luminous Animal]

16. Excellent.

It gave me a quite a few laughs in between my sneezed & coughs!

[AwakeAtLast]

17. I caught that last night and about spit up my Dr. Pepper

Comedy gold!

& R!

[blondeatlast]

18. Goes without saying but still, just so Flying Squirrel doesn't miss it: DUzy.

Hissy, that is just beautiful.

[Ignis]

19. ...

11 3 or bust! Maybe both!

[distantearlywarning]

20. Awesome.

You've got "backwash speak" down to a science.

[bleever]

21. There's even a suburb of Chicago called OAK PARK!!1!

It all ties together!!111

WAKE UP, Amercians!

[Hissyspit]

28. I googled and found a real Oak Academy on Kenya Street in Houston.

See? It all ties together!

[bleever]

31. Am I CRAZY??

KENYA talk me down??

And how far is it from OAK to OK, where they say, "NO! You said OK! No more changees! Now the CZAR gets to sleep with your pets and wives!"

[Hissyspit]

22. I improved on it a bit in the Daily Kos version, I think:

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/11/6/801435/-Lib... -

[Turborama]

25. I think they're both excellent and am double Rec'ing!

Thanks for helping fill the Greatest Page with this awesomesauce!

[Hissyspit]

27. Awesomesauce!

Yum.

Apparently a number of people at DailyKos did not get that it was satire. I had to add a disclaimer comment.

[Hissyspit]

33. I think the John Wayne addition worked nicely.

It made ME laugh, anyway. Orly Taitz and John Wayne.

Also added the dare to wear the Operation protest costume. I made myself laugh with that, too.

[Turborama]

44. They all made me laugh out loud and occaisionally snort, but this one was the funniest for me....

That was possibly the most hilarious moment of Stewart's mockathon!

[blogslut]

23. Awesome post!

Stewart's bit was incredible. I need to watch it again.

[varelse]

26. DUzy nomination

[chill_wind]

29. :-) LOL!

K & R.

[EFerrari]

30. We need to invent a new order of magnitude of DUzy for this one.

[glitch]

35. Mega-duzy? Duzy to the duzith? I'm for it :) nt

[BlancheSplanchnik]

46. Zenith of DUz?

HIGH-LARi- OSE!!!!

[Norrin Radd]

32. kr

[SalmonChantedEvening]

34. Tears. lol K&R!!

Thank you Hissy.

[annabanana]

36. Magnificent!. . truly a work of art!. . . n/t

[Call Me Wesley]

37. LOL!

[grantcart]

38. Scored 99 out of a 100

We had to deduct one point because you didn't work in Cleon Skousen.


He is the original Mormon nut job that Beck worships, literally, as his nut job apocalyptic rantings are considered by Beck to be "divinely inspired".


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleon_Skousen

[Overseas]

39. K&R! Love your tribute to Jon's brilliant performance

of that beautifully written piece on Fox's Pet Crazy Boy Beck. I loved the pacing of the piece, how the insanity slowly built with self-reinforcing paranoid delusions coming in from all angles.

Your tribute is wonderful too. Captured that spirit well.

[DireStrike]

40. Purity of Essence.... OH MYGOD!!

The Zerg ewer created by the xel'naga to have PRUITY OF ESSENE...



And what do zerg do? They RUSH!!!!!!



And who loves the zerg? THE KOREANS. KIM JING ILL. THIS GUY



I wonder if they have oak trees in korea....

AND WHEN THE ZERG ARE DONE EATING YOU WHERE DO YOU GO?



...



THATS RIGHT THE ANUS. MAYBE EVEN YOURANUS.

[Unca Jim]

41. Hooray for StarCrack References and Jokes!

Now you've got me wanting to play a game, and it's way too nice outside...

And I have too much to do today to wasted an hour...

And the baby's fussy so I'd never get to finish it...


It's useless to resist. Starting StarCrack now.

[L. Coyote]

42. This is a great way to waste time on a wasted bag of water.

My question is, does America has schools?

[graywarrior]

45. The pictuers alone send me into a fit of laughter.

Christ, is this funny!