So is Beck really sick and in the hospital or

[malaise]

hiding from that humiliating defeat in NY23. Maybe he's hiding in Alaska after that Palinoscopy.

[Are_grits_groceries]

1. I'll bet when he comes back

he will claim that he ate a rotten acorn.

[vaberella]

2. Hah...I think you nailed it! n/t

[malaise]

6. DUzy

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Getting his fat head stuck up his butt could require serious surgery

[SpiralHawk]

4. The Chickenhawk Republicons have their own peculiar ways

...of dodging service to America, and whimping out in general.

So who can say...

[monmouth]

5. I wouldn't count another rehab out....n/t

[Cirque du So-What]

7. I believe he's really sick alright

regardless of whether he went to the hospital or not. In case he *really* went to the hospital, I'm betting it was for mental conditions - not physical. Clown Blecch impresses me as the sort who will run to the doctor after experiencing anything remotely painful. Plus, he's certainly got the means to purchase the best health insurance plan available, so I don't believe endured worsening pain for several days until his appendix reached the point where it needed removal.

Call me Dr. Frist if you must, but I believe there's more to Blecch's mental pathology than he's admitted. I'm no doctor, but his mannerisms are too eerily similar to the numerous people I've known over the years with bipolar disorder. If that's the case, I hope he gets the help he needs - even if it means abandoning his evil clown act on radio & TV. His pride & greed won't likely permit that, however, so if he ignores doctor's orders & persists upon acting out publicly, then he deserves to reap the whirlwind of damage to his psyche that he so richly deserves.

[malaise]

8. I share your view except

that I really don't care if he gets the help he needs - I'd just like him to stop spewing hate.

[Cirque du So-What]

9. If he's bipolar

and gets help for it, then he won't WANT to spew hate; the medication will even him out and he'll stop fizzing with rabies.

[Ineeda]

11. A rubber room would be acceptable to me.

Out of harm's way for him and the country.

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. His dad should have used one.

[Gman]

10. He had a bad experience in the hospital a few years ago over

hemorrhoid surgery. He whined and complained for days about it. Said he almost died.

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. No wonder - they were probably attached to his brain.

[mwb970]

14. Well, he's definitely sick.

Hopefully he has checked into a mental hospital where he can get the help he so clearly needs.

[Buns_of_Fire]

15. Vick's Vap-O-Rub poisioning is my guess. n/t

[peekaloo]

16. Hemorrhoids must be acting up again.

makes the back of his throat all hurty.

[noel711]

17. All the jokes aside, Beck is a sick man-

He has all the behavior signs of some kind of
unrestrained addiction: alcoholism, pills, you-name-it..

If he acts like he does in front of the camera,
imagine what goes on behind the scenes.

The man is crying out for help,
and FAUX news uses him like a sideshow attraction.

No matter how you feel about his politics,
he's deeply troubled, and in need of critical care.

[nomaco-10]

18. He was supposedly rushed to the hospital for an ...

appendectomy. They operated on the wrong part of his anatomy again. What he really needs is a lobotomy. I don't know how doctors keep missing the real diagnosis.

[Ganja Ninja]

19. Glenn Beck's Heroic Appendix Attempts To Kill Him

Hey, this frankly amazing Onion video almost kinda came true! Glenn Beck suffered an appendicitis attack on-air today.

It was during his radio program, so sadly there is no video of Glenn clutching his abdomen, vomiting, and finally collapsing in pain.

Beck is expected to make a full recovery, after his appendix was removed at "an undisclosed hospital."

Let's hope things go better than they did the last time he went to the hospital, when he had to wait for 40 minutes in the emergency room! This was back when he was with CNN, so he blamed the health care industry instead of secret Maoist-ACORN Lizard People.

http://gawker.com/5397320/glenn-becks-heroic-appendix-a...

Love that headline!

[KharmaTrain]

20. Yes...According To "industry sources"

In my morning radio newsletter it said he was "rushed" to a local hospital during his show. I'll give the shitstain the benefit of the doubt. But then I also heard they tried to do a brain scan and couldn't find anything.

[Bitwit1234]

21. He may have had a break down

he was acting more crazy than usual lately. He could have lost it and Fox squirreled him away for a week, til he came out of it.

[Iggo]

22. The world would be a better place if he dropped dead.

Now, maybe he recovers from whatever ails him and turns over a new leaf and becomes a clean, healthy and productive member of society. But I'm guessing he'll still be a piece of shit.

Fuck him.