Uh-oh...Mark Sanford is in trouble again!

[joeybee12]

S.C. man gets 3 years for sex with horse; Second time 50-year-old caught having sex with the same animal.

CONWAY, S.C. - A man caught having sex with a horse in a South Carolina stable has been sentenced to three years in prison.

Multiple media outlets report that NAME was sentenced Wednesday after pleading guilty to buggery. A judge also ordered NAME to get counseling and stay away from the Lazy B stables when he's released.

Authorities charged NAME, 50, after a woman set up a surveillance camera and caught him on tape having sex with her horse in July. Horse owner Barbara Kenley said she had noticed her 21-year-old horse Sugar was acting strangely. She also noticed things had been moved around near the horse's stall at her stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33621048/ns/us_news-weird_news/

[xultar]

1. ...

:spank:

[joeybee12]

15. Who are you spanking? Mark Sanford?

I bet he'd like it!

[damntexdem]

2. Hey, he just wanted to ride the Appalachian Trail.

;-)

At least he didn't fly the horse to Argentina.

[lpbk2713]

18. The perp misunderstood.

He thought Sanford invited him to share in some Appaloosa tail. :eyes:

[ChairmanAgnostic]

3. And where was senator Vitter at the time?

[golddigger]

4. "Owner noticed her horse sugar was acting strangely." LMAO!

:spray: :rofl:

[bdamomma]

12. ..............

yea I bet!!!!:rofl:

[FSogol]

16. Was the horse smoking a cigarette?

:rofl:

[joeybee12]

17. The horse was peeing into one of those at-home pregnancy kits...n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

5. At least the horse wasn't under age.

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[ddeclue]

6. Where was Lindsey Graham during all of this? Does he have an alibi?

[oldtime dfl_er]

7. Just what Steve Largent was afraid of!!!

Ironically, Largent was born in the Chinese Year of the Horse.

(Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it Largent who said of the "Defense of Marriage Act" that if we don't act now, what's next...a man and a dog? Paraphrasing...)

[Ganja Ninja]

21. I thought that was Rick Santorum.

He's mentioned turtles from time to time too.

[TwilightGardener]

8. I am embarrassed to admit I had to look up "buggery".

[bullwinkle428]

9. With the same horse twice? Well, points for loyalty, at least!

:hide:

[Sal Minella]

14. So, obviously NAME thought he was involved in a relationship.

Would be interesting indeed to know what the horse thought.

Wanting to break it off would be one possibility. . . . heh.

[bertman]

10. It must have been MRS. Ed. Right, Wilburrrr???

[rucky]

11. Seems he skipped over all the gateway animals...

and went straight to the hard stuff.

[PretzelWarrior]

13. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule

http://www.villagevoice.com/2005-05-10/news/jackass-had-sex/

:rofl:

[Soylent Brice]

19. this whole thread is making me laugh and vomit at the same time.

:rofl:
:puke:

[Toucano]

20. If one had this particular predilection, wouldn't it be easier to buy your own horse?

Not that I am advocating anything.

Just an observation.

[zbdent]

22. and here the guy thought the horse kept its mouth shut ...

and wouldn't talk ...

[joeybee12]

23. Damn horse...kiss and tell! n/t