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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-04-09 12:58 PM
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Uh-oh...Mark Sanford is in trouble again!
S.C. man gets 3 years for sex with horse; Second time 50-year-old caught having sex with the same animal.

CONWAY, S.C. - A man caught having sex with a horse in a South Carolina stable has been sentenced to three years in prison.

Multiple media outlets report that NAME was sentenced Wednesday after pleading guilty to buggery. A judge also ordered NAME to get counseling and stay away from the Lazy B stables when he's released.

Authorities charged NAME, 50, after a woman set up a surveillance camera and caught him on tape having sex with her horse in July. Horse owner Barbara Kenley said she had noticed her 21-year-old horse Sugar was acting strangely. She also noticed things had been moved around near the horse's stall at her stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach.


http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33621048/ns/us_news-weird_n... /
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   ...  xultar   Nov-04-09 01:00 PM   #1 
   Who are you spanking? Mark Sanford?  joeybee12   Nov-04-09 01:41 PM   #15 
   Hey, he just wanted to ride the Appalachian Trail.  damntexdem   Nov-04-09 01:00 PM   #2 
   The perp misunderstood.  lpbk2713   Nov-04-09 01:52 PM   #18 
   And where was senator Vitter at the time?  ChairmanAgnostic   Nov-04-09 01:00 PM   #3 
   "Owner noticed her horse sugar was acting strangely." LMAO!  golddigger   Nov-04-09 01:05 PM   #4 
   ..............  bdamomma   Nov-04-09 01:17 PM   #12 
   Was the horse smoking a cigarette?  FSogol   Nov-04-09 01:44 PM   #16 
      The horse was peeing into one of those at-home pregnancy kits...n/t  joeybee12   Nov-04-09 01:48 PM   #17 
   At least the horse wasn't under age.  TheCowsCameHome   Nov-04-09 01:05 PM   #5 
   Where was Lindsey Graham during all of this? Does he have an alibi?  ddeclue   Nov-04-09 01:07 PM   #6 
   Just what Steve Largent was afraid of!!!  oldtime dfl_er   Nov-04-09 01:09 PM   #7 
   I thought that was Rick Santorum.  Ganja Ninja   Nov-04-09 01:57 PM   #21 
   I am embarrassed to admit I had to look up "buggery".  TwilightGardener   Nov-04-09 01:10 PM   #8 
   With the same horse twice? Well, points for loyalty, at least!  bullwinkle428   Nov-04-09 01:14 PM   #9 
   So, obviously NAME thought he was involved in a relationship.  Sal Minella   Nov-04-09 01:22 PM   #14 
   It must have been MRS. Ed. Right, Wilburrrr???  bertman   Nov-04-09 01:15 PM   #10 
   Seems he skipped over all the gateway animals...  rucky   Nov-04-09 01:17 PM   #11 
   When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule  PretzelWarrior   Nov-04-09 01:18 PM   #13 
   this whole thread is making me laugh and vomit at the same time.  Soylent Brice   Nov-04-09 01:53 PM   #19 
   If one had this particular predilection, wouldn't it be easier to buy your own horse?  Toucano   Nov-04-09 01:54 PM   #20 
   and here the guy thought the horse kept its mouth shut ...  zbdent   Nov-04-09 02:42 PM   #22 
      Damn horse...kiss and tell! n/t  joeybee12   Nov-04-09 03:44 PM   #23 
 
xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-04-09 01:00 PM
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1. ...
:spank:
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-04-09 01:41 PM
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15. Who are you spanking? Mark Sanford?
I bet he'd like it!
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damntexdem (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-04-09 01:00 PM
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2. Hey, he just wanted to ride the Appalachian Trail.
;-)

At least he didn't fly the horse to Argentina.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-04-09 01:52 PM
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18. The perp misunderstood.



He thought Sanford invited him to share in some Appaloosa tail. :eyes:
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ChairmanAgnostic Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-04-09 01:00 PM
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3. And where was senator Vitter at the time?
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golddigger (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-04-09 01:05 PM
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4. "Owner noticed her horse sugar was acting strangely." LMAO!


:spray: :rofl:
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bdamomma Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Wed Nov-04-09 01:17 PM
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12. ..............
yea I bet!!!! :rofl:
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FSogol Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-04-09 01:44 PM
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16. Was the horse smoking a cigarette?
:rofl:
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-04-09 01:48 PM
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17. The horse was peeing into one of those at-home pregnancy kits...n/t
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-04-09 01:05 PM
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5. At least the horse wasn't under age.
:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-04-09 01:07 PM
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6. Where was Lindsey Graham during all of this? Does he have an alibi?
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oldtime dfl_er Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Wed Nov-04-09 01:09 PM
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7. Just what Steve Largent was afraid of!!!
Ironically, Largent was born in the Chinese Year of the Horse.

(Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it Largent who said of the "Defense of Marriage Act" that if we don't act now, what's next...a man and a dog? Paraphrasing...)
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21. I thought that was Rick Santorum.
He's mentioned turtles from time to time too.
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8. I am embarrassed to admit I had to look up "buggery".
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bullwinkle428 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-04-09 01:14 PM
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9. With the same horse twice? Well, points for loyalty, at least!
:hide:
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Sal Minella Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Wed Nov-04-09 01:22 PM
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14. So, obviously NAME thought he was involved in a relationship.
Edited on Wed Nov-04-09 01:39 PM by Sal Minella
Would be interesting indeed to know what the horse thought.

Wanting to break it off would be one possibility. . . . heh.
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bertman Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-04-09 01:15 PM
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10. It must have been MRS. Ed. Right, Wilburrrr???
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11. Seems he skipped over all the gateway animals...
and went straight to the hard stuff.
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PretzelWarrior (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-04-09 01:18 PM
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13. When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule
http://www.villagevoice.com/2005-05-10/news/jackass-had... /

:rofl:
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19. this whole thread is making me laugh and vomit at the same time.
:rofl:
:puke:
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Wed Nov-04-09 01:54 PM
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20. If one had this particular predilection, wouldn't it be easier to buy your own horse?
Not that I am advocating anything.

Just an observation.
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22. and here the guy thought the horse kept its mouth shut ...
and wouldn't talk ...
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23. Damn horse...kiss and tell! n/t
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