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Sunday Dental Thread: "No, you may NOT touch my hygienist's breasts..."

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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Oct-25-09 05:52 AM
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Sunday Dental Thread: "No, you may NOT touch my hygienist's breasts..."
Edited on Sun Oct-25-09 05:54 AM by PCIntern
So here I am at 5:40 in the AM, thoroughly disgusted by the decrepit nature of American political theater (for a change), so I figured I could tell a story...just between friends...

A few years ago, I had this patient, one of those roly-poly guys, peculiar and vaguely disturbed. Had a live-in gf of course(!), not bad looking but nuttier than a fruit-bat (sic and sick), but that's a story for a different day. So I'm working in my room, and I see my normally efficient, very professional hygienist, who at the time was with me over 25 years, nearly gasping, so I immediately excuse myself and walk over to her.

Me: What's wrong?

Her: You know ****** ***********?

Me: (Eyes rolling BEFORE the fact) Yeah...????

Her: He reached up and touched my chest. (Giving large-knob-turning pantomime)

Me: Go to the office and sit down, I'll take care of this.

Walk into Asshole's treatment room...

Asshole: Hi doc...

Me: Yeah, "hi"...listen...did you touch ^^^^^^'s chest just a minute ago?

Asshole: Yeah...I'm sorry...I couldn't help it...

Me: Uh-huh...first of all, if I ever hear that you do that again, or anything like that, I'm gonna come find you and kick you in the nuts so hard that your next hygienist is going to have to clean around them. Second of all, you're out of here permanently and you know why.

Asshole: OK, I'm sorry....

Me: I know you are; you're sorry that I'm not screwing around with this situation. You're sorry that I didn't think that 'boys will be boys'. The only reason that ANY woman would be within three football-fields distance of you is that they're being paid...no, let me correct myself, HIGHLY paid, to provide services to you. (I wanted to say that this probably included his gf, but I was going to keep this as 'professional' as I possibly could.) I'll send your records to your next dentist and would advise you to be careful in the future, you never know what is going to happen to you if you do stuff like that to someone.

***************************

I still see the gf, interestingly enough, and of course, he told her what he did...she didn't think it was all that bad 'considering', but that just goes to show you how nuts she is. (And yes, she would be considered 'not unattractive' but has that insane look that is pretty creepy.

***************************

So when I hear that these 'elected representatives' have been pinching and squeezing their staff members bodies, and then sanctimoniously walk onto the house or Senate Floor and talk about morality, restraint, and the like, I could puke. and Re-puke.
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   Good morning, PCIntern. I enjoyed the story..  Kahuna   Oct-25-09 06:40 AM   #1 
   Your reaction was great....hillarious, too, I might add!  whathehell   Oct-25-09 06:40 AM   #2 
   My words of advice to dental students were:  PCIntern   Oct-25-09 07:15 AM   #6 
      Go Phils!  whathehell   Oct-25-09 07:19 AM   #7 
         Presuming it's the Yankees  PCIntern   Oct-25-09 09:10 AM   #11 
   Eww...Creepy, Abusive People.  Anakin Skywalker   Oct-25-09 06:54 AM   #3 
   Does this OP link to a current news story about Republicon 'Family Values'?  SpiralHawk   Oct-25-09 07:02 AM   #4 
   No.  PCIntern   Oct-25-09 07:11 AM   #5 
   nice!  western mass   Oct-25-09 07:38 AM   #8 
   Never screw with someone who has ready access to sharp instruments.  formercia   Oct-25-09 08:06 AM   #9 
   Pissing off someone about to put a dremel on your nerve endings is a teeny bit short sighted.  Edweird   Oct-25-09 08:52 AM   #10 
   So ... you did not offer him a free root canal?  Hepburn   Oct-25-09 10:01 AM   #12 
   I once had another idjit patient  PCIntern   Oct-25-09 10:06 AM   #13 
   Great story!  Catshrink   Oct-25-09 10:11 AM   #14 
   I like your response to the situation.  Vidar   Oct-25-09 10:52 AM   #15 
   Thank you...it's often not easy...  PCIntern   Oct-25-09 11:43 AM   #16 
   again you impressme!  BlancheSplanchnik   Oct-25-09 03:42 PM   #17 
   Women should be required to wear...  wuvuj   Oct-26-09 03:49 AM   #18 
 
Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Oct-25-09 06:40 AM
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1. Good morning, PCIntern. I enjoyed the story..
:hi:
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whathehell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Sun Oct-25-09 06:40 AM
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2. Your reaction was great....hillarious, too, I might add!
As a female (from Philly, by the way!) I must tell you that I once had a dentist try to touch my breast while taking off that 'bib" thing that is put around patients' necks.

He was sneaking "south" in that direction, but I whipped off his hand and gave him the Look To Kill.
..He retreated with a a sickly smile and, needless to say, I never saw him again.
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Oct-25-09 07:15 AM
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6. My words of advice to dental students were:
Nothing EVER below the clavicle. something falls...ask the patient or a female assistant to pick it up. Never ever get anywhere NEAR anything at all whatsoever. All you need is one story or (mis)interpretation...and there goes the career.
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whathehell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Sun Oct-25-09 07:19 AM
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7. Go Phils!
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Oct-25-09 09:10 AM
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11. Presuming it's the Yankees
and it may yet not happen...it'll be the Phillies in 5. If it's the Angels, it's the same or 4...
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Anakin Skywalker (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Oct-25-09 06:54 AM
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3. Eww...Creepy, Abusive People.
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Oct-25-09 07:02 AM
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4. Does this OP link to a current news story about Republicon 'Family Values'?
I missed the news -- not that 'dog bits man' is news, but...
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Oct-25-09 07:11 AM
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5. No.
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western mass (529 posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Oct-25-09 07:38 AM
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8. nice!
+1
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formercia Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Donate to DU! Sun Oct-25-09 08:06 AM
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9. Never screw with someone who has ready access to sharp instruments.
Edited on Sun Oct-25-09 08:08 AM by formercia
Lucky for him, she is a nice person.

Speaking of torture.......
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Edweird Donating Member (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Oct-25-09 08:52 AM
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10. Pissing off someone about to put a dremel on your nerve endings is a teeny bit short sighted.


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12. So ... you did not offer him a free root canal?
:evilgrin:
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts)  Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Sun Oct-25-09 10:06 AM
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13. I once had another idjit patient
who suggested that I pour "molten chocolate" in people's teeth and seal them up.

i could write a book...in fact...I am writing a book...
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14. Great story!
:applause:
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15. I like your response to the situation.
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16. Thank you...it's often not easy...
there are potential pitfalls in all responses...
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17. again you impressme!
:applause:

yes your assistant was too nice, but hasn't that ever been women's undoing?
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18. Women should be required to wear...
...some kind of armor over their breasts...maybe stainless steel or kevlar? Carbon fiber is pretty popular these days?
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