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Christa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-23-09 06:19 PM
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I think he went to heaven
Here's proof:




:popcorn:
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-23-09 06:28 PM
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1. I think he did too...
*Dons flameproof suit*
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-23-09 06:39 PM
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2. Did St. Peter let him in
with all those really cool uniforms?
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Autumn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-23-09 06:40 PM
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3. Yeah, I would not be surprised,
in fact I would be shocked if he didn't.
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Ozymanithrax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-23-09 06:40 PM
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4. Are you allowed to play with yourself in heaven?
I mean "At the resurrection people will neither marry nor be given in marriage; they will be like the angels in heaven” (Matthew 22:30). So I must assume that digital stimulation would not be allowed, or even possible.
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Christa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-23-09 06:46 PM
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6. Ohhh .. don't tell believers that
You will see all of them turn into atheists :rofl:
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daleanime Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-23-09 06:42 PM
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5. I think everyone goes to heaven....
Just some people have a looonngg wait between now and then:evilgrin:
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Sebastian Doyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-23-09 07:03 PM
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7. But only after he posessed little Ike Broflovski and entered a preschool beauty pageant
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgI1X2o0bBc
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