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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 08:40 AM
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I happen to LIKE Cheetos...
and am pissed that they're now the "food of choice" for the Mom's basement-inhabiting RWers...

Just all this talk of Limbaugh made me think of this...it's hard to buy them at the store without feeling guilty and making sure that no one sees them in my cart.

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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 08:42 AM
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1. Just sayin'... cheetos can give you a teabag-shaped figure
maybe there are more enlightened not-so-bad-for-you cheetos out there : - )))
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 08:44 AM
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3. Funny! DUzy!!!
shame we don't do DUzy's anymore...I'm almost as upset about that as I am about the Cheetos...
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geckosfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 08:42 AM
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2. Crunchy cheetos. One of my favs.
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MH1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 10:23 AM
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18. Me too, except for the consequence of orange fingers
If they could figure out how to keep the dye from rubbing off on your fingers, crunchy cheetos would be the perfect junk food. :)
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geckosfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 10:31 AM
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22. Use a spoon - or chopsticks. I have been known to bury my face in the bowl.
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MH1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 10:37 AM
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24. LOL - resulting in "orange face"?
that would be worse than orange fingers!
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geckosfeet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 11:47 AM
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25. Yes - I am an orange noser.
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liberalmuse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 08:46 AM
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4. Cheetos for breakfast. Mmmmmm....
Edited on Sat Oct-10-09 08:46 AM by liberalmuse
I only eat them when I'm feeling especially self-destructive. I found out yesterday that backpackers use them to start camp fires. Awesome!
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here_is_to_hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 08:47 AM
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6. Frito's are better to start fires with...lol. eom
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Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 08:57 AM
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8. Interesting... about campfires.
They just came out with Giant Cheetos, Put one of these on a stick and have a nice torch.
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 08:47 AM
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5. I always thought they were the food of choice of us smokers.
Or Bugles. Bugles stoned are better than an orgasm
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 08:54 AM
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7. The difference is that Freepers think because there's some sort of
ultra pasteurized fake cheese product in them, they're part of a balanced diet, good for them.

You do know they're junk, don't you? Knowing they're junk makes them taste much better.
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Golden Raisin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 09:35 AM
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10. Freepers recommend dipping
them in Ronald Reagan's "vegetable": ketchup.
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 09:07 AM
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9. Just make sure you buy the Cheetos and Mountain Dew on separate shopping trips.
No one will suspect anything.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 09:36 AM
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11. Cheetos are evil - they turn you into a freeper!
Stuff your face and get stupid! BWAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAAA!

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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 09:57 AM
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14. It's the glowing orange dust that does it.
THAT'S NOT CHEESE!
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csziggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 10:28 AM
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21. That is why the white cheddar Cheetos are the ones to buy!
Of course, then you have to explain the white powder all over your face, hands and clothes.
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 09:45 AM
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12. Mmmm Cheetos
I love them too but we've been eating Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar lately. They are my cat's favorite food. He will not leave me alone unless I give him a little piece, then another.... This is the only food he attacks me for.

One of my work buds brought in some Quaker cheddar rice cakes. They were actally quite edible -- not a Cheeto or Sun Chip, but not bad. The cat doesn't go nuts for them either.
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 09:57 AM
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13. My cat of blessed memory used to love
olive juice. She would chase me around the house if we made a salad with olives which she could smell from the other room. I'd have to go back to the fridge and get her an olive. then she would run around with it in her mout and devour it hungrily...licking her lips for hours afterwards. Funny, one was always enough...
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 10:14 AM
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15. They are marvelously weird creatures, aren't they?
Edited on Sat Oct-10-09 10:15 AM by Catshrink
Okay, this is gross but you're a doc, you can take it.

My sister's cat, also of blessed memory, was quite a mouser in his day. Whenever he caught one, he'd crack open the skull and eat the brain and only the brain. I said it was because he didn't have one of his own. The vet said that some cats have their own special part they like and stick to that rather than eating the whole thing.

I'm thinking that cats' preferences for olives, Sun Chips, mouse brains, or whatever is just a quirk of personality. (Another one of my cats is crazy for salmon -- not tuna but salmon -- and another loves milk but no other dairy.)

edited for grammar and spelling - ugh
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PCIntern Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 10:22 AM
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17. GREAT STORY!!
My fambly thinks I'm nuts 'cause I go to LOLCats all the time and laugh out loud and watch Yutube cat videos, although I haven't had one of my own in 35 years.

My fave story, and it doesn't hold a candle to yours, is that we had a young dog who was pretty good with the 5 cats. She never had an accident but one day both my Mom and I couldn't make it home and she had to do #2, which she did in the cat box. When we came home all the cats were awaiting us and were 'screaming' for us to follow them. there it was...a giant dog turd.

So I cleaned out the box, filled it with fresh litter, but to no avail. They wouldn't get near it. so I had to go out and buy a new pan with fresh litter and they watched me carefully as I removed the old pan. For two weeks, the cats would snarl at the dog whenever she walked past. It was a riot.
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 10:34 AM
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23. That is hysterical!
I love LOLcats, too. One portion of my students' quarter projects was an oral presentation. The last one to present yesterday was about animal caretakers. He had several cartoons throughout and ended with an LOLcats pic. The kids loved it. We had a few minutes left and, since it was Friday, I pulled up the website and we just browsed. I also pulled up the LOLcats Bible project just for grins. (I prefaced it with "I hope no one is offended...") They didn't know about it and a few of them had to come up closer to look at the screen and eventually they took over navigating.

LOLcats is brilliant in its goofiness.



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me b zola Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 10:20 AM
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16. If you like Cheetos
Buy an Asian brand of cheetos. Yuummmmeeeeeee! There is a subtle sweet flavor that compliments the salty. :9
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 10:24 AM
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19. You could always claim to be a professional finger painter
That would help explain away your orange finger tips.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 10:24 AM
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20. I enjoy Cheetos too--but I can't eat a whole bag of them in one sitting.
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Oct-10-09 12:40 PM
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26. has this picture been posted a lot lately? if so, apologies for piling on, but....
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