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OneTenthofOnePercent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:36 AM
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Is the bomb being sent to the moon conventional or nuclear?
I would have to think nuclear for no other reason than you can launch a smaller weight bomb to the moon and get a bigger blast. The amount of fuel and rocket power needed to send something into orbit (or the moon) will depend greatly on the payload weight of the bomb.

BUT!!! If it's a nuclear bomb and they do find water won't it now be fallout contaminated water?
Making me think they might just prefer a conventional bomb...
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Statistical Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:37 AM
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1. It is a science-fail bomb and it already exploded.
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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:56 AM
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43. + a brazillian
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:37 AM
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2. nucular1
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KittyWampus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-09-09 09:08 AM
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91. Swampy! Your graphics have evolved and become so much more wonderful!
I'm glad you stuck to it.

Did you save your graphics over the years? I'd love to see a retrospective. :)
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SidDithers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:37 AM
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3. Hehehe...
:spank:

Sid
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lumberjack_jeff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:38 AM
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4. It's a heat-seeking moisture missile
Edited on Thu Oct-08-09 10:40 AM by lumberjack_jeff
I've got those amazon women in my sights.
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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:39 AM
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5. neither.
Edited on Thu Oct-08-09 10:40 AM by dysfunctional press
it's not explosive.
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:39 AM
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6. neither - it is really just a kinetic energy weapon
it will transfer it's kinetic energy to the moon when it impacts.
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Rise together Donating Member (11 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:40 AM
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7. Neither. it's boom will be pure kinetic energy
just like a meteoroid. Scientists will then examine the absorption spectrum of the dust cloud to see if there's water in it.

It's not a bomb. :/
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:05 AM
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29. How radioactive is kinetic energy versus regular nukular energy?
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:56 AM
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44. You're not serious, right? nt
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:40 AM
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8. Jeez, the stupid-it hurts
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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:49 AM
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21. It really wasn't a stupid question.
Not every one is entirely on top of NASA's methodologies. No one should be discouraged from asking such a benign question.
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:03 AM
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27. If everybody actually READ the article instead of the headline.
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OneTenthofOnePercent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:08 AM
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31. I really wasn;t interested in the mission...
I just noticed scores of people semeingly complaining about it.
I figured there MUSH be some sort of actual bomb action happening.

Nope... overreaction. I shouldn't be so surprised, really.
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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:36 AM
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36. There's no article in the OP.
And last I checked, there's no rule that a person can't ask a question if the answer to that particular question exists in an article somewhere. This is a discussion board and one of the big reasons people come here is to ask questions and receive answers (even answers to questions which exist in print somewhere).
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:57 AM
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46. sigh,
got to any frigging news net site and read it.

it's happening tomorrow morning, you can't swing an internet dead cat without being able to read a story on it.

:banghead:
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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 12:08 PM
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48. I've read a number of articles regarding it.
And if YOU had read this thread, you'd know that it is not I who had the question pertaining to it. Kind of ironic if you ask me. And while I'm not the one asking the question, I will tell you that a number of the articles I've read on this simply state that NASA will be sending a missile to the moon while not divulging further details on the nature of the missile. That's why I was defending the OP for posting the question. So while I won't be needing to "got to" any frigging news sites, I appreciate your assistance.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 01:34 PM
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65. Deleted sub-thread
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truth2power Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 02:25 PM
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71. *sigh* Thank you, ETOE.....
What's wrong with people just answering the damn question, even if that answer has appeared somewhere before? We can't all keep 100% up on every single current event.

Sometimes I want to say, "The cranky! It hurts."



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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 02:48 PM
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73. You're very welcome.
Some people would rather express their outrage that someone would dare ask a question to which an answer exists in print somewhere than spending a good deal less time and effort to him them out. I guess some people aren't happy unless they're pissed off. I follow current events in science avidly, but there are quite a few political issues that need to be explained to me. If my dad isn't able to help, I'm glad I've got DU. If I got this kind of response every time I asked a political question, I'd find somewhere else very quickly.
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Confusious Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-09-09 03:53 AM
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83. You should know the difference between kinetic and nuclear

if you had paid attention in high school.
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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-09-09 09:06 AM
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89. And what makes you think I don't?
Could it perhaps be your ridiculously poor reading comprehension? You really should have paid attention in high school.
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Confusious Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-09-09 03:51 AM
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82. My hand hitting my forehead is kenetic energy

the splitting of an atom is nuKlear. so is the fusing of and atom.

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timtom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-09-09 06:10 AM
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87. You should know how to construct a proper sentence,
if you had paid attention in high school.
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EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-09-09 09:07 AM
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90. And you should really learn some sentence structure and spelling.
Your random lashing out is pretty pathetic considering.
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:40 AM
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9. As I understand it, the device isn't really a bomb at all (if "bomb" means explosive device)
It's an impactor.
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:44 AM
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13. Deleted sub-thread
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Wilms Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:04 AM
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28. Wrong. It's a death ray.



See?

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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 12:26 PM
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49. Hell, it's a used-up rocket booster
Not quite 3 tons of metal moving at Mach 8

Let's see... 5,083 pounds mass = 158 slugs

Impact velocity is 5,600 mph, or 8,213 ft/s.

Kinestic energy is one-half mass times the square of the velocity, so that would be...

0.5 x 158 x 8,213 x 8,213 = 5,328,816,151 foot-pounds of energy, if I did my math right.


Or for the metric types...

2,305 kg @ 2,500 m/s, so kinetic energy is 7,203,125,000 Joules. 7.2 GigaJoules.


Now a ton of TNT is 4.184 GJ, so this actually would have the energy release equal to 1.72 tons of TNT.

It's about the explosive impact of dropping 4 2,000-lb bombs by an F-16.
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phantom power Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:41 AM
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10. It's kinetic. They are crashing two craft into the moon.
Really, it's the equivalent of dropping a couple rocks from orbit. Artificial meteors. The kinetic energy will be released as heat, and they'll try to detect water from the spectrum absorption lines. Or the emission lines. I forget which.
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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:42 AM
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11. First, you need to start thinking ...
before you decide.

It's not a bomb.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:43 AM
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12. It's nucular, duh.
A conventional bomb wouldn't be strong enough to crack it. They have to crack it to get the water out.
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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:45 AM
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14. Crack it like a coconut to get out that sweet Moon Milk!
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 02:56 PM
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74. NASA will crack open the Moon's skull and feast on the goo inside.
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NeedleCast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:47 AM
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19. +1
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Wilms Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:45 AM
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15. My internet connection is down. But once it's up...

...I'll google that, stat!

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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:46 AM
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16. Might just be an impactor like they did with that asteroid.
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NeedleCast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:46 AM
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17. Do you people fucking read at all?
There is NO EXPOLOSIVE in the probe being dropped on the moon. Its a spent fuel stage from a previous rocket. Its a big metal can.

Sweet Weeping Jebus the stupid is on high alert.
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era veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:51 AM
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22. Yes, Saturn fuel tank
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dixiegrrrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 03:32 PM
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76. They have fuel tanks on Saturn??????
Wouldn't sending one from Earth be closer than one from Saturn?
'course, I guess from Saturn, it being down hill and all.....so to speak.
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:39 AM
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38. (shrug) They're Americans. You don't expect much more.
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Posteritatis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 01:10 PM
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56. People freaking out over scientific experiments? If they read they wouldn't be. (nt)
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Ozymanithrax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:47 AM
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18. It is a high tech meteor, meant to throw up debris to see if there is water.
It is not a bomb.

The did exactly the same thing done with the Deep Impact experiment on a Comet in 2005. Of course, on of the stupid headlines at the time was "Deep Impact - NASA Nails Comet." I don't remember anyone thinking a group of NASA engineers did the down and dirty with a Comet.

Someone should outlaw cutesy misleading headlines.
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imdjh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:48 AM
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20. Who cares? Bomb it! Blast the damned thing to bits.
I am so sick of listening to my friend Bolivia go on about stupid full moon mythology.
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Uncle Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:54 AM
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23. It's one of those smart bombs
which should reduce collateral damage against the innocent moon people.

They're so accurate now, they can send a missile straight down a 2' x 4' moon crater and get the terrorists where they live.
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:10 AM
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33. They could probably even hit womp rats in Beggers Canyon...
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SIMPLYB1980 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 09:54 PM
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80. Sorry Red Squadron you're on your own.
The race is about to come on.
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-09-09 05:56 AM
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86. That is excellent.
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tammywammy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:57 AM
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24. Nuclear, and I heard they're going to trap the radiation
In order to parachute it down to rain over Iran. It'll only work if the moon doesn't crack in two after the massive earthquakes upon impact.
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Morning Dew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 10:58 AM
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25. Photon Torpedoes - due to NASA budget cuts, no quantum torpedoes are available at this time.
:(
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:00 AM
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26. Fucking Star Fleet.
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sweetloukillbot Donating Member (378 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:06 AM
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30. But if we blow up the moon it might lead to peace with the Klingon Empire. n/t
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shadowknows69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:08 AM
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32. Ok, well there's that.
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Morning Dew Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:47 AM
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39. The Klingons have their own Pu'DaH dak cha
so peace would be good.
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drm604 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:16 AM
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34. I blame the media for this.
Saying that we're going to "bomb" the Moon is misleading since there is no explosive bomb involved. But what do they care about accuracy so long as it gets ratings.
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:17 AM
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35. Maybe, but it will be at least 50 years before we colonize the moon.
:D
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:39 AM
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37. (facepalm)
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:53 AM
Original message
dupe
Edited on Thu Oct-08-09 11:54 AM by JHB
dupe
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:53 AM
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40. Nuclear, to cover up the explosion of the secret nuclear waste storage site...
Edited on Thu Oct-08-09 11:53 AM by JHB
...which has hit critical mass and is ready to spontaneously explode.

Twitter @moonbasealpha for updates! :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:









:sarcasm:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 12:52 PM
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54. Space: 2009!
Just a decade off!
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 12:54 PM
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55. Time dilatoration n/t
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Tesha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 01:58 PM
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67. Praxis? 'Zat you? (NT)
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:55 AM
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41. Friendly advice...
step away from the keyboard.

go outside and enjoy nature. Play with your kids, if you have any, drink a good wine, read a book, or perhaps...

DO A LITTLE FUCKING RESEARCH!!

For the love of god, stop pushing the stupid ball forward.

The inanity of this line of thinking is just fucking blinding.

Go to the fucking NASA site and just fucking read!!!

Jesus Christ in a hand basket.
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Posteritatis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 01:17 PM
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59. On the modern intarwebz, everyone wants someone else to find their links for them
Notice the growing trend in "URL or it didn't happen" type statements? I'm running into folks all over the place, and not just here, who wouldn't believe the sky was blue until someone gave them a link to an ideologically-acceptable blog saying so.

Those types of attitudes are largely responsible for the great bellowing herd of people freaking out about this without having so much as read beyond the first half of a poorly-written news headline the other day, IMHO.
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JustABozoOnThisBus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:56 AM
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42. I think it's a moawb
Mother of All WaterBalloons.

Whatever it hits, we discover water. Discovering water will guarantee next year's budget.

:hi:

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onenote Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 11:56 AM
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45. when brett favre throws a 60 yard bomb, is it nuclear or conventional?
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 12:46 PM
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52. I went to a movie and it bombed. Was it nuclear or conventional?
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ieoeja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 01:22 PM
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61. I got bombed last night. Was it nuclear or conventional?
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 01:27 PM
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64. I saw this really hot girl last night - she was the bomb. Was she nuclear or conventional?
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 02:59 PM
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75. Was Doctor Bombay on 'Bewitched' nuclear or conventional?
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Confusious Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-09-09 03:59 AM
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84. Is bombay sapphire nuklear? 'cause its like blue and shit

I like blue.
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Cid_B Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 12:06 PM
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47. Two things...
1) I love how this has brought out all the Star Trek and Star Wars nerds..

2) I have lost all ability to determine who is being subtley sarcastic and witty and who is just plain retarded. Use the damn sarcasm tags DAMMIT!!!11!!
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yawnmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 12:49 PM
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53. I believe, in most cases, having to use the sarcasm tags destroys the entire...
purpose of sarcasm.
I do support them, though, if someone might be truly offended.
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Zix Donating Member (881 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 04:16 PM
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79. :D

Energy chickens have taken your brain into new dimensions.
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Posteritatis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 01:12 PM
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58. What if the sarcasm tags are themselves sarcastic? (nt)
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ieoeja Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 01:24 PM
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63. You have a point.

I don't like using the sarcasm tag as it dilutes the message.

But I can't tell you the number of times I've laughed at something so over the top I knew it had to be sarcasm, only to read through the followup posts and discover it wasn't.


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Dogmudgeon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 12:30 PM
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50. Not this !@*%& again!
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 12:43 PM
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51. I thought we would try diplomacy with the Moon first
"Change we can believe in"

Yeah, right!

:nuke:




















:sarcasm:
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Liberal In Texas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 01:11 PM
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57. Owww Owww Owwww


Look, it's cheese not water!

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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 01:20 PM
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60. What happens well that blown up cheese starts hitting earth?
Think of the cheese!
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Confusious Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-09-09 04:02 AM
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85. MMMMM feta
Edited on Fri Oct-09-09 04:07 AM by Confusious
My part of the moon is made of Feta. But what if I eat so much as it rains down I hate it?

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Nye Bevan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 01:24 PM
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62. This is worrying

Since the moon controls the tides, could the forthcoming lunar nuclear explosion contaminate the oceans? I hope these boffins know what they;re doing. Nuking the moon, indeed.
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JHB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 01:36 PM
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66. You were being sarcastic, right?
In this thread, it's been hard to tell sometimes.
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Nye Bevan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 02:05 PM
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68. I'm a lifelong Doctor Who fan
and the Doctor would absolutely *not* approve of NASA nuking the moon. ;-)
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 02:12 PM
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70. they are not "nuking" the moon.
good god.

have you even read a single article on the mission? if you did you would understand they are basically throwing a tiny brick at the moon attached with various tech.

it has no payload, it will not "explode". nothing, zero, zilch will be "irradiated".

do you know what kinetic energy is?

it's like everyone fell asleep in 10th grade science class.

:banghead:
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Nye Bevan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 02:32 PM
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72. Well *that's* a relief.
I think I'll have a few beers to celebrate the fact that NASA is not going to nuke the moon.
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Zix Donating Member (881 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 04:14 PM
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78. Bad karma will come upon you! Energy chickens can see your aura!

But don't you think it's time to form a conga line and dance off a cliff?

*I* certainly think it's time to form a conga line and dance off a cliff.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 02:11 PM
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69. The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.
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Buns_of_Fire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-08-09 03:42 PM
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77. Be calm... All is under control...
You see, I have determined that the 5000-Brazillaton nuclear device soon-to-be-exploded on the lunicular surface WILL, in fact, split the moon asunder. Half of it will head towards Mars. The other half will head towards Earth.

But, in a sheer chance of fortuitous fate, they'll also be cranking up the Giant Hardon Collider tomorrow morning, too. Yes, it will create a Black Hole. But the wayward moon-half will be sucked right into it and all mankind will be saved. Just before they're sucked into the Black Hole, too.

That, or my calculations indicate it'll land just north of Pismo Beach.

(I don't know what was in that drink, but I think I'll have another.:beer:)
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MilesColtrane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-09-09 12:39 AM
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81. Damn!
Edited on Fri Oct-09-09 12:39 AM by MilesColtrane
Chessmaster Obama has got interplanetary skillz!

All...saving the Earth and shit!
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B Calm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-09-09 06:14 AM
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88. I'm trying. . .
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pampango Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-09-09 09:13 AM
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92. It's a neutron bomb. Kills lunar people (lunarians?) but leaves the buildings intact. n/t
Edited on Fri Oct-09-09 09:13 AM by pampango
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