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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:50 PM
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DON'T let this happen to you: My room mate dreamt about Olympia Snowe last night.
Yes, she dreamed about Olympia Snowe.

Don't let this happen to you.

She needs to focus on something else before going to sleep.

Oh, not to worry, there was nothing 'dirty' in the dream.
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:51 PM
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1. It could be worse. He could have seen Tom DeLay shaking his ass.
Edited on Tue Sep-22-09 08:51 PM by Happyhippychick
I'm still having convulsions.
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:52 PM
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2. Oh, gee. Did you have to? DID YOU HAVE TO MENTION THAT so late at night??
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:53 PM
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3. I try to think about all the microscopic organisms crawling all over my body.
Puts me right out.
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Arkana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:54 PM
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4. Welp.
No sleep for me tonight. Thanks for that, by the way.
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 09:01 PM
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6. Well, that might be better than dreaming about World's Worst Party Girl-Ollie Snowe.
I mean, that's what Susan Collins is for, isn't it?

Not a laugh in a truckload of Ollie.
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 09:05 PM
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9. Her dark hair makes quite a visual impression though.
She should really work the hair more.
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 09:06 PM
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11. I've seen Ruth Baeder Ginsberg in person several times. She's THE champ of tight, dark hair. nt
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:56 PM
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5. At least she didn't dream of Susan Collins.
THAT would have truly sucked.
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 09:04 PM
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8. Sue's FAR more fun at a party. Here's a story you'll like that a friend of Collins' told me
Collins told her.

Early in his first term, GWB had to go to Maine for some family event, so he invited Ollie and Sue to ride AF1 with him. Well, as you know, he likes to assign stoopid nicknames to people. He decided to call Snowe "The Big Oh." Yes, "The Big Oh." Can you imagine that. Collins said steam was coming out of Snowe's ear every time he said it and Collins couldn't figure out if he was that oblivious to the double entendre of the name, or just didn't notice Snowe's displeasure, or just didn't give a shit.

It's one of those scenes where everybody plays their assigned roles perfectly.
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 09:26 PM
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13. I admit I haven't met Susan so I will take you at your word that she is at least.
not dumb as a stick. Heh. "The Big Oh." Sweet!
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 10:42 PM
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16. Actually, Susan is a bit dim, but still more fun at a party. nt
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Tangerine LaBamba Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 09:03 PM
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7. Is she all right?
I am SO sorry to hear this. There's no reason for this kind of horrible accident to take place. This is America, after all.

It's the fault of Fuckface, of course. I'll have to work out the details, but I'm pretty sure so far.

Will she be all right? I trust you'll sit up with her tonight, a syringe full of anti-psychotic medication at the ready, should she ...... oh, I can't even say it.

Tell her she's in my prayers.

I don't actually pray, but, if I did, she'd be in them.....................................
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 09:05 PM
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10. I think she needs to get some Farscape DVDs to watch right before going to bed. When I was in
grad school, I watched a scene or two from "The African Queen" nearly every night before going to bed. It was comforting and familiar and wasn't about school or my colleagues. It worked pretty well.
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 09:07 PM
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12. That's not a dream....
...that is a fucking nightmare!

:scared:

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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 09:28 PM
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14. Wow! That's WORSE than the Capt. Janeway skunk eye!
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 09:46 PM
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15. i dreamed of ray charles last night......
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 10:42 PM
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17. Night time is the time....
GREAT dream!
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 10:43 PM
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18. Damn right there was nothing dirty in that drea,. Eeew.
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Toucano Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 10:46 PM
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19. Funny. I dreamed of tigers last night. In the streets.
Did you know there are more tigers in Texas than India?
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DCKit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 01:12 AM
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20. "...there was nothing 'dirty' in the dream."
Says you. I heard your shower running all night.

Please tell your roommate to NOT think of something else tonight. I need some sleep.
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