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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:44 PM
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Well, October is fast approaching...Isn't it time to kick
the War against Christmas into high gear for 2009? I heard the first Christmas ad today on the TeeVee.
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positrac Donating Member (82 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:48 PM
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1. Crap, I just now got my war on Halloween goin'
:D
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:50 PM
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2. No, no...you're new here.
Edited on Tue Sep-22-09 07:51 PM by MineralMan
We're FOR Halloween, and AGAINST Christmas. It must be true...all the wingers say so.

Just remember:

Halloween Good!
Christmas Bad!

Keep that in mind and you'll fit in here like a carrot in a rabbit hole. Yessir...
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positrac Donating Member (82 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:59 PM
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9. I got it bass ackward, dint I? What about Valentines day?
Are we ok with Cupidism?
:D
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:51 PM
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3. I think we should burn all the trees which appear green and triangular.
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:53 PM
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4. O! Christmas Tree,
O! Christmas Tree,
How lovely burn your branches.
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BuyingThyme Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:03 PM
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10. Yes, we can re-write all those evil Christmas tree songs!
And instead of flocking the trees...
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Ruby the Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:54 PM
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5. Christmas ads in mid-September?
Long live retail.

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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:57 PM
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7. Indeed. On a local talk radio show, the blabber
said that we should start our Christmas shopping early, since stores aren't ordering as much this year. Shopping now helps assure that your greedy young ones will receive the hot new items and won't ruin your Christmas drinking with incessant screeching about not getting them.

It's never too early to start your Christmas shopping. The Christmas junk is already out at my local Goodwill store.
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Ruby the Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:06 PM
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11. As a society, we deserve to fail.
"I got mine, yer on yer own".

*sigh*
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:55 PM
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6. I was just taking down my Easter decorations.
How time flies.
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:58 PM
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8. Time's Awasting. Before you know it, all the good shit
will have been sold, leaving you with just the dregs to buy for your house apes. You don't want to upset them, do you? You don't care? Why do you hate the baby Jebus so?
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Speck Tater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:13 PM
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12. First we have to corrupt all the Christian kids with pagan halloween demons. nt
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