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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:44 PM
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Caption Tom DeLay

In this Monday, Sept. 21, 2009 photo, Former House Republican Whip Tom DeLay, 62, dances on the ABC Television's 'Dancing with the Stars, ' in Los Angeles. DeLay surprised the crowd. DeLay, performed a cha-cha to the 1960s hit 'Wild Thing.'
(AP Photo/ABC, Adam Larkey)

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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:44 PM
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1. La Cucaracha, La Cucaracha.. n/t
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kywildcat Donating Member (529 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:44 PM
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2. The Bug Zapper-sans chemicals
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:46 PM
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3. Saturday Night Sleazer
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Blue_In_AK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:47 PM
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4. Do I have to?
I have no words...
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Binka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:47 PM
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5. The Village People Have Lost Their Idiot n/t
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Stevenmarc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:47 PM
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6. Ah, ha, ha, ha, Sayin' a lie. Sayin' a lie.
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SalmonChantedEvening Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:47 PM
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7. 'You make everything goooooofy'
:)
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timeforpeace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:47 PM
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8. Tom who? I thought he was dead.
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:48 PM
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9. "Think I'll go for a walk outside now, the summer sun's callin' my name...
:D
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Mari333 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:48 PM
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10. I just saw that video..Holy God in Heaven
there are no words to describe that.
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Snotcicles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:49 PM
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11. Look, it's John Revolting. nt
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:50 PM
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12. 'you lie'
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CrispyQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:50 PM
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13. Even when he's supposedly having fun, he looks mean. --nt
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Snarkoleptic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:50 PM
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14. I'm just a love machine and I don't have to work...
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Forkboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:51 PM
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15. We need to capture him, not caption him.
:)
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Ian David Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:52 PM
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16. ...
Edited on Tue Sep-22-09 05:52 PM by Ian David

"... and YOU will be forced to get an abortion to work in my factory.. and YOU will be sold into sex slavery... and YOU..."


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lob1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:54 PM
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17. That's right, I'm wearing bellbottoms, fucker!
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:55 PM
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18. J'accuse...
cockroach!
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Selatius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:55 PM
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19. "Fuck you, America! I fucking own you! You people are so stupid you voted for me, and I raped you!"
Yeah, that's what he's saying.
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Sabriel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:57 PM
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20. I got your minority whip RIGHT HERE! n/t
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man4allcats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:00 PM
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21. You wouldn't believe it, but
I stole this outfit from some homeless guy's shopping cart.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:00 PM
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22. Look Larry Craig, I have a wide stance, too
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L0oniX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:50 PM
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33. +1
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woo me with science Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:02 PM
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34. LOLOL! nt
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murielm99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:00 PM
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23. Why the hell isn't he in jail?
If all his other crimes have not put him in jail, those pants might just be the last straw. Someone should be waiting backstage with handcuffs to take him on his frogmarch.
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Zoeisright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:06 PM
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35. +1
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Bobbie Jo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:01 PM
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24. "Everybody in the whole cell block was dancing to the jailhouse rock."
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DebbieCDC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:11 PM
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25. Oh my eyes!
Why did I even look at this! :puke:
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YOY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:12 PM
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26. Did he pick that outfit himself?
It looks like it was left over from the Osmond Brother's variety show.
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WatchWhatISay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:37 PM
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32. If you dare to look at it close up
It is trimmed in leopard. Utterly disgusting.
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rubberducky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:15 PM
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27. Instead of "Wild Thing", just call me "Bug Man"!
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Mari333 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:19 PM
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28. that man is a poster boy for abstinence.
after watching him no one wants to have sex, ever again.
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L0oniX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:19 PM
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29. "cause I'm a liar" -(Henry Rollins) This should be the GOP theme song.
Edited on Tue Sep-22-09 06:30 PM by L0oniX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vgQalXaIxs

at 1:00 ...here's Tommy boy
------------------------------------------------
You think youre gonna to live your life alone
In darkness
And seclusion
Yeah I know
Youve been out there
Tried to mix with those animals
And it just left you full of humiliated confusion
So you stagger back home
And wait for nothing
But the solitary refinement of your room spits you back out onto the street
And now youre desperate
And in need of human contact
And then
You meet me
And you whole world changes
Because everything I say is everything youve ever wanted to hear
So you drop all your defenses and you drop all your fears
And you trust me completely
Im perfect
In every way
Cause I make you feel so strong and so powerful inside
You feel so lucky
But your ego obscures reality
And you never bother to wonder why
Things are going so well
You wanna know why?
Cause Im a liar
Yeah Im a liar
Ill tear your mind out
Ill burn your soul
Ill turn you into me
Ill turn you into me
Cause Im a liar, a liar
A liar, a liar

Ill hide behind a smile
And understanding eyes
And Ill tell you things that you already know
So you can say
I really identify with you, so much
And all the time that youre needing me
Is just the time that Im bleeding you
Dont you get it yet?
Ill come to you like an affliction
And Ill leave you like an addiction
Youll never forget me
You wanna know why?
Cause Im a liar
Yeah Im a liar
Ill rip your mind out
Ill burn your soul
Ill turn you into me
Ill turn you into me
Cause Im a liar, a liar
Liar, liar, liar, liar

I dont know why I feel the need to lie
And cause you so much pain
Maybe its something inside
Maybe its something I cant explain
Cause all I do
Is mess you up and lie to you
Im a liar
Oh, I am a liar

If youll give me one more chance
I swear that I will never lie to you again
Because now I see the destructive power of a lie
Theyre stronger than truth
I cant believe I ever hurt you
I swear
I will never to you lie again, please
Just give me one more chance
I will never lie to you again
I swear
That I will never tell a lie
I will never tell a lie
No, no
Ha ha ha ha ha hah haa haa haa haaa
Sucker
Sucker!
Oh, sucker
I am a liar
Yeah, I am a liar
Yeah I like it
I feel good
Ohh I am a liar
Yeah
I lie
I lie
I lie
Oh, I lie
Oh I lie
I lie
Yeah
Ohhh Im a liar
I lie
Yeah
I like it
I feel good
Ill lie again
And again
Ill lie again and again
And Ill keep lying
I promise
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rd_kent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:24 PM
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30. I thought you said CAPTURE Tom Delay
Damn, all excited about nuthin!
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:28 PM
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31. "Doin' the Jerk, yeah, now watch me work"
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Maru Kitteh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:12 PM
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36. And now stand back while I demonstrate the amazing Gypsu Knives ladies and gentlemen...
Edited on Tue Sep-22-09 07:13 PM by Maru Kitteh


Edited to add - I LOVE Johnny Carson - but Delay is Art Fern in real life.
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TK421 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:17 PM
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37. Someone....please, gouge out my fucking eyes....
please, for the love of fuck just gouge them out
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muntrv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:19 PM
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38. "I should be dancin' to the JAILHOUSE ROCK, but I'm NOT! HA HA!!"
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marshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:20 PM
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39. He is really working it
He missed his calling--he should never have gone into politics. I am surprised at the gusto with which he works that dance floor, but with Cheryl Burke who wouldn't look good?
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Catshrink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:40 PM
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40. You put your right hand in....
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:41 PM
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41. Dancin to In The Navy by the Village People
Edited on Tue Sep-22-09 08:09 PM by lunatica
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 10:14 AM
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42. "Anyone ELSE out there have a HUGE WOODIE?"
"DISCO RULES!!!"

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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 10:17 AM
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43. Even the clams at the seafood bar seized up at the sight of him.
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WI_DEM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 10:19 AM
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44. It's disgusting that this guy isn't in prison.
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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 10:20 AM
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45. Blaaaaaarrgghhhh!
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Warren DeMontague Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 11:43 AM
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46. It's not a caption, but he looks like he's about 5 inches tall, there.
Serious "Dollman" action.
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