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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:28 PM
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Can a woman lose a woody? Cuz I just saw Tom Delay dancing and I think I did.
Any gals want to weigh in on this?
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JuniperLea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:30 PM
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1. Capsized the man in the boat, did he?
:rofl:
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Klukie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:58 PM
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30. now that is just gross...
but also hilarious.
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 10:48 PM
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97. best title on DU ever.
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berni_mccoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 12:49 AM
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122. ROFLMFAO!
:rofl:
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lapislzi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 09:36 AM
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131. OMG spit take
You owe me 1 keyboard.
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eissa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:31 PM
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2. I can relate
I don't care how in the mood I am, the sight of Delay (or most repukes for that matter) turns my clit into an igloo.
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:34 PM
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8. Uh...
:rofl:

"Tom DeLay gives me igloo clit"
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11 Bravo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:46 PM
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23. "Igloo clit" I am definitely stealing that!
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AsahinaKimi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:11 PM
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84. ewww, he is just
Edited on Tue Sep-22-09 08:12 PM by AsahinaKimi
icky..
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:00 PM
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33. TMI! TMI!
:hide:
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:06 PM
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35. !
:rofl:
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Jazzgirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:42 PM
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62. Oh dayum!!!!
Edited on Tue Sep-22-09 06:44 PM by Jazzgirl
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:16 PM
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87. LMBO....
....Latte spew.... :rofl:
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:23 PM
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92. (facepalm)
:rofl:
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Soylent Brice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 11:09 AM
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143. Soylent Brice was here. n/t


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NightHawk63 Donating Member (447 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 02:55 PM
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164. Dayum!!!! That's funny!!
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:32 PM
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3. Chickenhawk Republicon DeLay gives Real American Men a 'buggy'
Edited on Tue Sep-22-09 04:33 PM by SpiralHawk
That is, an immediate impulse to squash him and his hate-fear-and greed failled Republicon Homelander message of LIE & FAIL.

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Union Yes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:32 PM
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4. I'm a gay dude and can relate to the OP regarding this...
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:33 PM
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5. !!!
:rofl:

Best thread title of the day. :D :thumbsup:
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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:33 PM
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6. To be honest, as a professional dancer in my youth, one has to have
Edited on Tue Sep-22-09 04:34 PM by monmouth
a "natural" rhythm and must memorize moves, steps, nuances, etc. For an amateur, I really don't think he did badly at all. He emphasized the stupid stuff which made it look amateurish, but all in all I really don't think he sucked. Also please note I cannot stand this man. I give his partner kudos for her part in this event...LOL.
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:36 PM
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10. Let's get something straight here - Tom Delay always sucks
M'kay?
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:47 PM
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24. ... like a black hole
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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:51 PM
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26. Oh....m'kay....LOL...n/t
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:30 PM
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55. lol!
:hi:
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 10:50 PM
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98. awesomest emoticon ever.
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eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 12:10 AM
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119. i like her, too!
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 07:23 PM
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172. Yes, Mr. Mackey. n/t
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mwb970 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 05:57 AM
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125. I agree, but good luck with the idea here.
Just for fun, I would like to see videos of those criticizing his dancing as they try to do the same thing. It's not as easy as it looks!

As a politician, Delay is slime. As a dancer, not so bad. Them's the facts, I'm just sayin'.
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LiberalAndProud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 03:35 PM
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169. See, the thing is
I'd never do it on national television. I can't dance. I know this about myself.
DeLay knew he was about to embarrass himself, but he did it and got paid well for it. I'm not sorry if he's also earned some ridicule.
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Demoiselle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 12:00 PM
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151. I don't think you can separate his slightly ok "moves" from his stupid stuff.
Good grief. The lip syncing and the hamming it up demonstrates how totally false the man is. I've directed lots of amateurs in various dramatic productions and I've always lectured everybody to" give it your all ...believe that what you're doing is important and real....and please understand that if you hang out in the back of the chorus wearing an expression that says "I don't really take this seriously, I'm just doing if for a hoot" ...you'll look like a fool for sure! Tommy may have wiggled his doughy and unappealing ass in time to the music, but his face really registered ultimate self-conscious disdain for what he was doing.
Yccch. Dishonest bastid.
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:34 PM
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7. Once you've seen something like that, you can never unsee it.
:scared:
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:36 PM
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9. I find these threads
warm and uplifting.....

Not the Delay thingy, but the image of the lovely ladywood.....


I AM saddened by the effect of the Delay's of the world and will do my utmost to counter that reaction.
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:08 PM
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36. Does your utmost include...
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:46 PM
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48. Yep. In survival training they showed us how body heat could prevent frostbite...
just strip down and snuggle.
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 10:52 PM
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100. Cliffordu, a gentleman's gentlemen. :-D
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:22 PM
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110. aw, shucks....thanks....Just trying to do my part!!
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provis99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:37 PM
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11. Come on now, be honest; Tom Delay make you horny babeee.
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Nikki Stone1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:38 PM
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12. Why would anyone put their clit and Tom Delay in the same thread???
Ewwwwww!! :puke: :puke: :puke:
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:39 PM
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13. Yeah, the only thing that gets stiff is the hairs on the back of my neck
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ceveritt Donating Member (151 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:51 PM
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27. to lunatica
Well, I have to say that Delayand most every Republicanmakes me stiff in a whole different fashion. That is, the sight of him/them make(s) my fingers stiffen up into a matched pair of fists, whereupon my biceps and triceps stiffen right up as both arms come into punching position, like a boxer's.

But that's just me. I can't recommend anyone else take such a violent response.
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 10:53 PM
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101. biceps, triceps. this is turning into a sex thread!
:o

about time. :)
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DrDan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:39 PM
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14. brown is his color . . . c'mon . . . admit just a bit of lust . . . .
I think I have a man-crush on the wild-thang . . .
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:41 PM
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15. I wanted to undo all the sex I ever had, with anyone.
That's how repulsed I was to see him wiggling his ass to "Wild Thing"


:puke:


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SpookyCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:43 PM
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18. No he did NOT dance to Wild Thing!
OMG! The dancing was in the abstract til now! MY EYES!!!!! <claw...claw...rip asunder>
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:17 PM
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40. Worse, he sort of Lip-Synced to some of the lyrics to Wild Thing.
His supple lips spoke, "Wild Thing, I think I love you..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R772tbxa6dU

:rofl:
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:27 PM
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42. Yes, I looked.
There is nothing sadder than an old white Republican man trying to convey sexual confidence through the art of movement.

Dear God, I think he actually thought he was being sexy.
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:09 PM
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82. yeah, he was almost as sexy as one of my dogs trying to hump the Thanksgiving turkey...
before it got cooked.


:puke:

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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 03:20 PM
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166. Okay, I'm turning down your next Thanksgiving dinner invitation.
No offense, 'k?

;)
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SpookyCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:05 PM
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51. His supple lips spoke, "Wild Thing, I think I love you..."
You are a bad bad man! LOL!!!!

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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:07 PM
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81. Ass....lips....who could tell the difference?
it still made me want to poke my eyes out with a burning log...
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 10:55 PM
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103. I will never watch the baseball movie with Charlie Sheen again without
Edited on Tue Sep-22-09 10:55 PM by roguevalley
seeing Tom DeLay in camel toe splendor. :crazy:
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SpookyCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:28 PM
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111. I really must stop checking my replies...
I have to go to bed soon, and I will have such...disturbing...dreams...

:rofl:
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SpookyCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:41 PM
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16. ........
:spray:

OMG that's funny! And the responses here are wonderful!

Better afternoon pick me up than a Red Bull!
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:42 PM
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17. Well, I lost the woody I had for his partner...
when she seemed to like her job a little too much.

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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:44 PM
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19. I was on the elliptical machine in the gym and I saw a clip of him on CNN I think
Jesus Christ on a cracker I wanted to strangle myself with my iPod cord after that.
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rvablue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:44 PM
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20. K&R for total, utter hilarity! n/t
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Feron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:45 PM
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21. Tweety's clip of the show was wayyy too long.
Not to mention that there's nothing worse than an unhip old fogey trying to be hip.
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:46 PM
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22. I love this thread. It's got everything.
:thumbsup:

To answer your question, yes, Tom DeLay's dancing will cause loss of wood.
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Somawas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:50 PM
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25. Perhaps the sight of Bugman dancing
just dries up all the damp.
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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:52 PM
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28. You may have to recalibrate your libido. It could take years. nt
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rollingrock Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:54 PM
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29. As if this show wasn't lousy enough already.

I never watch this idiotic show and never will, especially not now lol.



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girl gone mad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 04:59 PM
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31. What you need is a palate cleanser...
or two:



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Beaverhausen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:41 PM
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47. thank you
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:39 PM
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58. How on earth does his wife let him out of bed long enough to go to work?
I mean... Wouldn't she miss him? I know I would.

Signed,

A concerned American woman
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 10:57 PM
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104. oh crap. I think you just rebooted my lady thing from menopause.
:spray: <drool> sorry.
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postulater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:04 PM
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107. Whoever this guy is has to work out his neck more.
It's a pencil, way out of proportion to the rest of his contractile tissue.
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girl gone mad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 04:24 AM
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123. He has a neck?
Who knew?
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postulater Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 11:24 AM
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144. It's the thing that holds his brain up.


:rofl:
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:55 PM
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116. Oops! I'm sorry, I seem to have drooled all over my shoes.
Holy Christ; Rachel has Penn Gilette "weighing in" on Delay's -uh- performance. Quick ! More beefcake!
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yellerpup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:00 PM
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32. Drains my delta for sure.
Bone dry.
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Saphire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:03 PM
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34. Right?? He just plain creeps me out....I think it's the makeup job.
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:12 PM
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85. No shit...I've seen dead guys with better makeup jobs n/t
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:10 PM
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37. Yes. It's called "losing a knot hole."
It's the opposite of "getting a woody."

Dancing With the Stars had a real hottie dancing, and I had quite a knot hole for him, but then Tom Delay came on next and I lost my knot hole.
--- assorted female fans of the show
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:32 PM
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57. You learn something new every day on DU. DeLay is the anti-knot hole.
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:16 PM
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88. OK, but I should tell you I made that up.
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:18 PM
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90. Really? No wonder I never heard of it!
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:15 PM
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38. Are You All Talking About This Tom Delay??? You Mean This YouTube of Tom Delay Dancing, HERE:?
Dancing to "Wild Thing", very suave-ay:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R772tbxa6dU

And a promo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epZlsCTNegw

Warning: White Dude Bootie Shaking :puke:

:hide:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:24 PM
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41. Here he is, busting a move
and hopefully busting a knee or two so we won't be subject to this sight anymore:
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:30 PM
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43. My 83 year old Dad said, "I think he's a Little Light in the Loafers"....
:rofl:

:rofl:

:rofl:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:32 PM
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45. I don't think Pops was referring to Tom's dancing skills!
Not that there's anything wrong with being light in the loafers, unless you're a rightwing homophobic psychoChristian like ol' Tommy Boy.
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Blue_In_AK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:50 PM
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49. Oh, my God.
I've never used the phrase "threw up in my mouth a little," but I think I just did.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:03 PM
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50. It seems as if Tom Delay dancing is causing many physiological phenomenon
to occur to DUers.

x(
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Mari333 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:15 PM
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39. honey, one look at Tom Delay and it makes every woman's vayjay pucker up
so tight we turn back into 12 yr old virgins. Its enough to make a woman join a convent .ugh.
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VenusRising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:30 PM
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44. I am so glad I clicked on this thread!
This is the most hilarious thing I've read in a long time.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 05:33 PM
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46. Your DU name is strangely apropros to the thread, too.
:D
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Algorem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:09 PM
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52. look up "ew" in the dictionary and there's a picture of Tom DeLay next to it.
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Raine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:13 PM
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53. "Lose"?? WHY would any woman have
one to begin with :puke: I've been scarred for life after seeing that clip, definitely TMI! :banghead: :cry:
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:22 PM
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54. TOM DELAY: Eye Bounty for Your Vagina
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Maru Kitteh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:30 PM
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56. Tom Delay is the antisexual.
There's a negative sixty-nine tattooed under his hairline.
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Missy Vixen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:40 PM
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59. He's a one-man ad for retroactive birth control
Did I say that? My bad.

:eyes:
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Howler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:41 PM
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60. ( ((shiver)))
I saw it too.... That clip should come with warnings.
If I have nightmares behind this...... :scared:
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:42 PM
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61. The blowing the kiss as he
eww, I can't hardly type this, "mouthed" the words to "Wild Thing" made me sick.

I almost threw up - I didn't watch his 2nd dance, I purposely left the room - the dogs needed to be fed.

.
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:44 PM
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63. Why do you hate me so? I had forgotten about the kiss, now I can't get the image out of my mind.
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:54 PM
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66. I'm scarred for life I tell you
We need to warn others not to watch any replays or videos.

Hell, you should have posted "Graphic warning" in your title.
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:57 PM
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67. It's a perfect thread for those that never want to have sex again.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:12 PM
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71. Fundies can show it to their teenage daughters to keep them "pure."
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:16 PM
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74. I have always wanted to tell you that I love your username. I'm still dried up though.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:18 PM
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75. Thank you!
I love your username -- and your cool avatar. :hi:

Sorry about your problems "down there." :D
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merh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:14 PM
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72. OMG, I just spit water all over my papers
:spray:

shit, shit, shit .... the dogs all ran in the other room ... can't breathe ...


:rofl: :rofl:

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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 10:36 AM
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140. delay reminds me of these guys...
that just don't know that they aren't "cool".

I dance lindy and there are social norms and taboos. learn to let go on 5, look at your partner but don't stare, be pleasant not creepy, and keep the body movements within the realms of normal and do not use 1970's porn-star moves if you want to keep your nuts.

delay, in my opinion violates just about all of these things.

I see his type often. Wearing clothes that 1) don't fit quite right 2) went out of style about 25 years ago 3)soaks himself in cologne 4) doesn't take no for an answer when he asks someone to dance 5) unbuttons one to many buttons on his shirt to show off his man hair or really bad manecklace. 6) all his "moves" can be interpreted by a blind person as being over the top creepy. 7) he never really smiles or has fun, it's all about "the make".

And worst of all, these types think they are just the most amazing dancers in the world. That everyone wants to be like them and dance like them. They also love to scoff at others lack of experience or lack of style. These delay types are boorish.

The other massive problem that reeks from every single one of delays pores is: desperation.

He so wants to recapture that level of power that he once had that he's willing to make a complete ass of himself under the guise of "see I can laugh at myself too!".

The problem, tom, is this: we aren't laughing with you.
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-24-09 09:14 AM
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180. Puts the oogy in boogy
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:50 PM
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64. MSNBC showed a close up of his buns as he was flexing the muscles
and swiveling his hips back and forth. Not even Tom Delay's butt turned you on?
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:58 PM
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69. I'm seriously drying up just reading this.
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pipi_k Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:22 PM
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91. How do we know he wasn't just trying to hold back a huge fart?


:7

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JI7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:52 PM
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65. the guy is fucking disgusting and there is something odd about his face and body
not attractive at all.
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:58 PM
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68. This is sure to be a wonderful thread.
:rofl:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:05 PM
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70. Seeing Tom Delay dance turned me into a virgin. Even worse --
I now look like a Barbie doll "down there." It's totally gone.
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SpookyCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:34 PM
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112. ROFLMAO!!!
Some of the funniest people post on DU, I swear it to be true!

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Uncle Joe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:15 PM
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73. Kicked and recommended for women with woodies.
:thumbsup:
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GoCubsGo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:19 PM
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76. In one of the rare times I agree with Mika Brezinski...
As Mika said this morning, "Watching that makes me want to throw up." Why isn 't that slimy ratbastard in prison???
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deaniac21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:22 PM
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77. I'm afraid mine has been inflated since I was 13. I can't even
cough in tight pants.
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MineralMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:23 PM
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78. All I know is that my wife gagged a little when she saw that.
They ran the clip on every news show we watched this evening.

And yet...this thread is really, really scary. Men shouldn't be reading it. Truly. Some mysteries need to be maintained, don't they? I mean...I'm just sayin...

:bounce:
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JimWis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:24 PM
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79. Kick for the humor. I can't stop laughing. Thanks.
:rofl:
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Kadie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 07:46 PM
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80. ROFL at this thread!!!
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:11 PM
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83. it's known as a delayed woody
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:15 PM
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86. OMFG....
....what a fucking loser:



Brown polyester outfit, dyed hair, capped teeth, pot belly and Cuban heels.

Label him a LOVE GOD...NOT!!!!!!

:puke:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:18 PM
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89. AAAhhhhh! My eyes! And my hoo-ha!
It just snapped shut. Seriesly, I'll never be able to use it again.
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Hepburn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:30 PM
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95. OMG....let me offer a cure:


Get well soon.... :hi:
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:31 PM
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96. Much better... but I did see Tom Delay flex his flabby buttocks,
and what has been seen cannot be unseen.

:puke:
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:01 PM
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105. ooooOOOoooOOOo crap.
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 01:58 PM
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162. Holy medical miracles!
What's in that guy's underwear...a small country?

:blush:
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nolabear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:29 PM
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93. WHO'S your Grandpa?
And he was so...so...enthused. He scares me.
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G_j Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 08:30 PM
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94. but I almost lost my dinner.
:puke:
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:02 PM
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106. bookmarking this thread. you guys are totally awesome. too bad
this isn't a sitcom. I would be your number one fan. :)
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:08 PM
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108. Jack Cafferty on this whole business:
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seabeyond Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 10:51 PM
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99. i watched tonight on TDS, oh my. awful. actually out loud eeeeeews
i couldnt believe he let the world see that shit
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 10:53 PM
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102. the ego of a universe
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givemebackmycountry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:17 PM
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109. This is a VERY funny thread and I've been around for awhile...
BUT...

Here is the thing about Repugs like Delay.
They have no shame and they just don't give a fuck.

You get caught e-mailing 17 year old boys about your hard on and their tight underpants?
No problem!
You get your own radio show.

You get caught trying to suck some guy off in a bathroom stall in the Minneapolis airport?
No problem!
You go on TV and rail against teh "gay".

And on, and on, and on.
Republicans, just don't give a shit.
About you, me, the country, their party.
Delay did this for the same reason Republicans do everything.
MONEY.

Tom Delay is a whore and he's proud of it too.
Republicans suck.
Period.

However, this is one funny ass thread!
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BlancheSplanchnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 01:44 PM
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161. this post needs to be a bumpersticker!!
It's so damn true!


as for the topic....

again, I thank Dog for our lack of network teevee!
I don't want to besmirch my Beautiful Mind!!

(the still pic is bad enough)
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:37 PM
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113. Lip syncing to Wild Thing. It's like talent night on a geriatric cruise ship.
After this there's karaoke.





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RadiationTherapy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 10:23 AM
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137. Reminds me of the british 'Office'
Mr. David Brent:

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Iggo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:38 PM
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114. The old Softoff, eh?
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varelse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:50 PM
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115. this is why I don't watch television
now, I wish you hadn't either.
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LiberalAndProud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:57 PM
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You made me look.
I was perfectly happy with my life, and then I stumbled into this thread. ogod ogod ogod ogod.

Wild dentures or something.

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow


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LiberalAndProud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:57 PM
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117. I did NOT hit the post button twice.
Edited on Wed Sep-23-09 12:12 AM by LiberalAndProud
It's must be the tremors in my hands induced by the vid.

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
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burning rain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 11:59 PM
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118. Bet he makes a lot of girls' nipples soft!
.
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 11:09 AM
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142. Or fall off completely!
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susanr516 Donating Member (823 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 12:51 PM
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155. Stop it!
I am doubled over with a cramp in my side from laughing so hard.



:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


I'm going to crack a rib.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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TommyPaine Donating Member (300 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 12:19 AM
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120. An extra from "Saturday Night Fever" called
He wants his old costume back. :eyes:
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Lugnut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 12:37 AM
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121. He makes my skin crawl.
Wild Thing? Really? Ugh.
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FlaGranny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 05:54 AM
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124. Yes, she can.
The only thing I could imagine that could be worse is prissy prune Mitch McConnell (sorry for THAT disturbing image) in Delay's place.
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era veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 06:14 AM
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126. Delay'd "O" forever
I wonder exactly which bug chemical makes you think your cool and sexy? Maybe he can dance for his supper in prison.
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 08:29 AM
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127. .
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 08:41 AM
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128. I'm gonna need a crowbar to reopen my hoo-ha.
although that wattle of his is strangely hypnotic.
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bertman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 11:41 AM
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149. Crowbar. Hoo-ha.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

She said "wattle". OMG



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lapislzi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 12:21 PM
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153. Two words that do NOT belong in the same sentence! n/t
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Beacool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 09:27 AM
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129. Yes, we can (no pun intended).
Edited on Wed Sep-23-09 09:28 AM by Beacool
Women's penis is our clitoris. It may be small, but it does become "stiff" when sexually excited as blood surges to the area, just as it happens to men.

;)
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BoneDaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 09:31 AM
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130. hehe
I guess so. Sarah Palin has the same affect upon me.
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lapislzi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 09:42 AM
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132. Eye bleach! Eye bleach!
Funniest. Thread. Ever.
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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 09:45 AM
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133. It was very disturbing.
I need to be really drunk to watch that again.
I loved Kelly Osbourne last night though, was a very beautiful dance she did.
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AngryOldDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 10:11 AM
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135. Wasn't she lovely?
Ozzy and Sharon were beside themselves.

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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 11:32 AM
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146. Yeah, they were crying. It was great to watch them so proud.
I hope Delay gets voted out early then I can enjoy watching the show.
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tomp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 10:01 AM
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134. I'm boycotting the show.
you should too. and send a message that we don't watch shows with criminal traitors.
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 11:29 AM
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145. Can you boycott something you wouldn't watch with a gun to your head?
If so, I'm boycotting too.
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tomp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-24-09 12:15 AM
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176. I don't suppose you can....
....but, hey, my wife, the dancer, got me into it with both left feet. you could write them anyway and oppose his very presence on the air waves.

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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 10:17 AM
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136. Oh yeah
Music change on the radio can do it - like a transition from some mellow STYX to Metallica.

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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 10:25 AM
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138. A non-woman here, but I swear he was wearing a girdle.....
watch under the shirt when he is shaking his bootie....

I could be wrong - I could not stand to watch more than a minute of it.

mark
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 10:26 AM
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139. I need to see this! Anyone got a clip?
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 11:08 AM
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141. See post #38 (NYC Skip)
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conscious evolution Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 11:33 AM
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147. I think I just shrunk
worse than cold water ever did.
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bertman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 11:40 AM
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148. Old, ugly, flabby, no-rhythm motherfucker in turd brown lip-synching Wild Thang.
This could scar the children for life.

Why would this be ALLOWED on teevee?

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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 11:46 AM
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150. I wanted to watch...
but I was afraid my hymen would grow back. :scared:
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callous taoboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 12:17 PM
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152. Without my glasses I was sure that was a turd doing the jitterbug.
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lightningandsnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 12:23 PM
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154. This is the best thread ever.
:rofl:
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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 12:56 PM
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156. I knew there was a reason I never watch that show. Great thread though!
Thanks for the laughs, ladies.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Eyerish Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 12:58 PM
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157. OMG this thread is the best!!
:rofl:

Tom Delay is to sexy as George Bush is to intelligence... :rofl:
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msanthrope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 12:59 PM
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158. Mine shriveled and went back up into my body, seeking more
protection than just a hood.....

You could sell that video to men who suffer from premature ejaculation. "Oh, no, too quick, Tom Delay, Tom Delay...." (pun intended)
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Dangerously Amused Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 01:18 PM
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159. Few times in my life have I been this revolted at the sight of a man trying to be sexy.


Another recent example comes to mind:



But this time is worse, tremendously worse. Because it... moved. Badly. For a really, really long time. And it totally ruined a song I once liked. I will never again be able to hear "Wild Thing" without envisioning this pompous, flaccid, hypocritical, shallow and ignorant excuse for a human being wiggling his pathetic brown polyester-ensconced, poorly-girdled ass at the camera.

I hate you, Tom DeLay. I hate you and my vagina just retracted so far up into my body that I'm afraid to cough.

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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 01:28 PM
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160. This thread should be bronzed and preserved forever.
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noiretextatique Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 02:34 PM
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163. i couldn't bear to watch, but the picture did the trick
clit in doa after that :puke:
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Toasterlad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 03:19 PM
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165. Lisa Lampanelli Calls It "Losing a Wide-on"
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 03:20 PM
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167. IBTM -- Have you tried duct tape?
When this is moved to the Lounge, it may not show up on Greatest anymore. Thank god for UnRec so really high quality threads like this one can appear up front and represent DU. Not like those "Fuck the Fuckety Fuck" threads of pre UnRec days.












http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph...
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 03:25 PM
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168. If he truly wishes for us to forgive his ethics violations, he's going to have to stop dancing.
It's as close to self-immolation as I've seen without petrol and a match.
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 04:25 PM
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170.  I saw that clip of him on the Daily Show last night.
They should've put a "Please wait 30 minutes after eating before watching this clip" warning. :puke:
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 07:20 PM
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171. I was horrified y his contortions.
OK, wannabe contortions. :puke:
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gleaner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 07:44 PM
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173. If there is a picture of ...
Tom Delay within a 50 foot radius, a woman or a man can lose it. Gah! The dancing Hippo.
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 10:25 PM
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174. How on earth did I miss this thread?
:rofl:
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-23-09 10:59 PM
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175. interesting....i went to go to the lounge......
and found a sex post in gd......
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omega minimo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-24-09 02:16 AM
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177. It's okay, they've got the barn door open
so all the flies can swarm in.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-24-09 09:17 AM
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181. What, you mean there's a rule against this? Really?
:sarcasm:

I can only hope some guy posts about his woody and whatever woman made him lose it, and hope it stays up as long. Fairness and all.

Sad.
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-24-09 10:41 AM
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182. Hope what stays up as long?
Clarity, clarity!

:rofl:
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AllenVanAllen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-24-09 02:43 AM
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178. "Can a woman lose a woody?"

With a sight as revolting as Tom Delay dancing and smiling, most likely. My wife had to literally avert her gaze every time he was on the screen during the news coverage.
You know, something similar happens to me when I see Michelle Malkin or Ann Coulter . I call it a hard-off. x(





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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-24-09 08:59 AM
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179. Why in the name of God a brown suit?
Not exactly a disco king color.

It was like watching a turd in blender -- in so mo.

I think a bunch of guys should beat the crap out of Delay. It's difficult enough getting laid without that creature flash freezing millions of women for at least one menstrual cycle.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-24-09 07:14 PM
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183. Well, Bob Dole needs to spike Tom Delay's viagra...
:shrug:
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