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TalkingDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 03:17 PM
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God hates proper punctuation
http://godhatesprotesters.wordpress.com/2009/09/12/god-... /

and loud mouth women
and sophisticated swine
and sports fans

well, you get the drift......
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 03:19 PM
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1. But if God hates figs, why did Adam and Eve have to wear fig leaves?
Also, I'm not sure whether or not God hates agnostics.

Why did the chicken cross the road? BECAUSE GOD HATES CHICKENS!

;-)
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positrac Donating Member (82 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 03:20 PM
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2. Looks like some sap bought stock in an apostrophe factory
haha
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orpupilofnature57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 03:26 PM
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4. Welcome positrac!!! exclamations are still free!
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 03:23 PM
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3. "high fallutent"
:rofl:

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HillWilliam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 03:49 PM
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5. Too funny! Keep collecting n/t
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Thothmes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:42 PM
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6. Actually, the Lord likes improper punctuation,
otherwise, he would not have made so many that do not know what the proper for looks like.
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