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SemiCharmedQuark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 02:39 PM
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Dickipedia: The Teabaggers
Edited on Tue Sep-22-09 02:48 PM by SemiCharmedQuark
From 236.com's Dickipedia:

Despite the fact that calling them "dicks" seems gratuitous in its reference to the male anatomy, never has their dickishness been more evident than when they came out in droves on September 12, 2009, opposing government-run health care, higher taxes, current fashion trends, bailouts, increases in the government's power, shirts with sleeves, and all logical thought. These Teabaggers have taken part in a "grassroots" campaign that has covered the nation in spontaneous protests since tax day 2009. And by "grassroots," I mean "nationally organized and supported by Fox News."

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Disruption tactics

The Teabaggers have a tried and true process when it comes to protesting:

Step One: Turn on Fox News to be told where to direct one's anger.

Step Two: Choose from the following options:

a) That Obama is Muslim (black).

b) That the current administration is a Communist regime.

c) That Obama was not born in America (because he's black).

d) That Jesus was not consulted in the President's decision making process

e) That Obama is black.

Step Three: Get Angry!!!!!!!

Step Four: Mail teabags to the appropriate representatives. And if the delicious earl grey you've sent doesn't make it past security, just send them the tag from the teabag. If you wish to make tea afterward, contact your local representative, who should be well stocked.

Step Five: Find a nationally organized Tea Party, and then attend it with the notion that it was a spur of the moment gathering amongst protesters with similar values.

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The American Teabaggers have gotten in the habit of comparing Obama to to Hitler and are often seen carrying signs depicting the President's face with a little mustache on his upper lip. Like Hitler, Obama is an eloquent public speaker. Clearly the ability to articulate in public equates one with the murderer of 6 million Jews and the general personification of evil. You know who else was a great public speaker? Steve Allen. Or should I say "Steve Hitler." So was that guy you saw give a great toast at a wedding. I bet you didn't realize you were listening to Hitler.

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Urged by stand-up comedian Glenn Beck, the Teabaggers have been outraged at the word "czar" and its Russian origins, for they fear it further provides proof that the nation is headed toward Communism. Aside from the sheer ridiculousness of this belief, it's factually flawed. The last Russian czar was Nicholas II. His reign came to end at the hands of the Bolshevik Revolution, which implemented Communism in Russia. Thus, Communism effectively killed off Russia's tradition of czars. If anything, if these Teabaggers continue to protest the czars' existence, they follow the path of the Bolsheviks, and eventually become the communists themselves. Dear Teabagger, the shoe is on the other foot.


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Guy Whitey Corngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 02:56 PM
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1. Yeah that whole czar-this ain't Russia thing always cracked me up.
Wasn't the czar a monarchist therefore anti-communist????!!!
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 02:58 PM
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3. The Czar was also an imperialist
Like Bush.
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 02:56 PM
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2. About that last paragraph equating teabaggers to Communists
Edited on Tue Sep-22-09 02:58 PM by Jack Rabbit
It is more logically argued than the teabaggers assertion that Obama is a Communist. In their view, Obama is a Communist because he is a fascist, a Muslim, a terrorist, a Nazi and, worst of all, because he's black.
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DCKit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-22-09 06:04 PM
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4. In short, President Obama is all things to all people. n/t
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