OK..I'm gonna write an Obama Random Rumor Generator for my website.

ddeclue

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Fri Sep-18-09 11:59 AM
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OK..I'm gonna write an Obama Random Rumor Generator for my website.

I really feel sorry for FauxNews and all those wingnuts having to spend every waking moment dreaming up more and more ridiculous rumors for us to have to refute.

They could really benefit from some software to automate the process!

:rofl:

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HopeHoops

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Fri Sep-18-09 12:01 PM
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1. Obama dresses like Ben Franklin but with 6" red spike heels and stomps on kittens.

Nah, too mild for FOX.

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emulatorloo

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Fri Sep-18-09 12:03 PM
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2. Check out this thread right below you! - All the farms in California have been shut down by Obama!

All the farms in California have been shut down by Obama!
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x6578950

<SNIP>

This is the story I got from my hairdresser this morning. I wish I were making this up, but this is the level of paranoia that is being spread to the gullible:

Obama has ordered the closing of farms in California in order to save a species of minnow. Millions of farmworkers are out of work as of today. All the food that was grown in California is now going to be imported from China. The deals are already signed.

I calmly said, "I haven't heard anything about this."

His response, "I heard it just happened this morning."

I should have asked where he heard it, but I didn't and we changed the subject.

Oy.

<SNIP>

That should give you some data for your rumor generator

MINNOWS!

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ddeclue

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Fri Sep-18-09 12:04 PM
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3. That's what provoked me.

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ecstatic

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Fri Sep-18-09 12:06 PM
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4. It's not as funny when the other side never realizes they've been had

Kind of takes the fun out of it. Aren't most of them still convinced the latest birth certificate is real, despite the creator showing how it was done?

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LeftinOH

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Fri Sep-18-09 12:09 PM
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5. Obama's gun confiscation program begins on January 20th- no the one-year anniversary

Edited on Fri Sep-18-09 12:15 PM by LeftinOH

of his inauguration. I want to spread that one around.
I enjoy watching thee assholes panic:

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ddeclue

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Fri Sep-18-09 12:10 PM
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6. No he's NOT going to confiscate guns - just gun cleaning supplies...

:rofl:

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Bozita

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Fri Sep-18-09 12:24 PM
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7. A Michele Bachmann Random Rumor Generator would be more fun.

Think of the possibilities.

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