Did anybody watch the new episode of "Survivor" tonight?

[Hugabear]

There's one contestant on there whose main goal is to create as much turmoil and suffering as possible among his fellow contestants. Almost immediately after setting up camp, he approaches each of the women individually and tells them the same thing, that he wants to form a "secret alliance" with them, and then tells the cameraman that they're just a bunch of "stupid girls". He manufactures a lie about how he was a firefighter, and lost his beloved dog during Hurricane Katrina. He basically goes out of his way to make life a living hell for them, emptying out all their water during the night, burning some of their socks, etc. He claims that he's a multi-millionaire, and that he doesn't need the money.

His profession? He owns an oil company.

How fitting.

[Gabi Hayes]

1. OK.......

[blue_onyx]

2. Yes, I watched it

That guy is such an ass. I bet he'll be around for at least half the season too.

[Subdivisions]

3. I watched. He's an asshole. Never been anyone quite like him on before.

I don't like him. Which means he'll be there 'til the end, but hopefully not the winner.

[SammyWinstonJack]

4. Vote him off NOW! He is an asshole!

[doc03]

5. I haven't watched Survivor since since the naked

gay fat guy was there.

[madinmaryland]

6. SurvivorMan was on tonight?

I missed it. I saw that Man v. Wild was on, but I was not able to watch that.

[bertman]

7. Maybe he'll drown "accidentally" in one of those contests. Or he could die of "food poisoning"

due to eating some spoiled stuff. Or he could "fall" off a cliff. Or, instead of voting him out, maybe the other contestants will just barbecue him.

So many possibilities for an asshole in the jungle with a bunch of pissed-off people. Especially one who thinks he's invincible.



P.S. does he really own an oil company? Or is this just a teevee construct to pit the poor working folk against the rich, arrogant, oil baron?


Oh, did you know that 75% of students in Oklahoma do not know who the first President of the United States is? It's true. And it's because they're watching shit like Survivor instead of studying.


Sorry. Couldn't resist.

And it's true about the Oklahoma dummies.

[aikoaiko]

8. He could be the best villian since Johnny Fairplay

I hated that douchebag Johnny Fairplay but he made for good tv.