A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward

[TahitiNut]

"A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned to walk forward."
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Where's Delano when we need him?

[Swamp Rat]

1. Most of them seem to be able to crawl pretty well.

Some just float around in green goo.

[ccharles000]

2. k/r

[Sukie]

3. If anybody knew conservatives, it was FDR.

They gave him the fight of his life and he prevailed. His tenacity was admirable, even with all he had to deal with regarding his health.

[droidamus2]

4. How about

"A conservative is a person who looks back and sees a past that never was, while a liberal is a person who looks forward and sees a future that might be"

[Louisiana1976]

5. ...

[opihimoimoi]

6. Conservatives have morphed into NitWits....they pick Nit Nuts from neath the Nit Tree Grove

They are GOP NIT PICKERs.....

[MemeSmith]

7. Conservatism is not Pro Life

All living things change. That's what life means.

Things that don't change are called inanimate, meaning 'not alive.'

Conservatives (from the Latin 'conservare' 'con' - together + 'servare' - to keep ) are anti change.

It is progressives who are Pro Life.

Conservatives are Anti Life.