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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 11:02 AM
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Teach Thursday to Tango . . . Please come CAPTION Head Wreck!!!!


Fed Dreck is saying: "After I heard about air quotes, I thought that was a great idea. . . . After all, if the air had something to say, it was probably important and I for sure wanted to hear it. . . . But it never made sense. . . . I'd sit outside all day waiting. . . . Nothing. . . But one thing I got is patience."
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beac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 11:09 AM
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1. "Little Glenny Foo-Foo hoppin' through the forest,
picking' up all the oligarhs and boppin' em on the head!"
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musette_sf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 12:49 PM
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3. + 1
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 12:44 PM
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2. "I can tell my staff love me . . . cause each time they say how smart and handsome and wonderful
I am . . . they like to use air quotes . . . Like they're quoting from a book . . . on how great and stuff I am."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 01:08 PM
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4. "And don't you think it's odd that adults always use air quotes when they talk about Santa?"
:)
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 01:35 PM
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5. "He's the meanest rabbit YOU'VE ever seen - with big teeth and claws!"
"You silly old fart."
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beac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 01:39 PM
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6. Clearly, he's not an Arrested Development fan otherwise he'd KNOW about the dangers of
drinking and air quoting!








Beck is too much of a tool to appreciate AD, but ten bucks says he's a "never nude." ;)
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 01:41 PM
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7. and the doctor said " schizophrenic medication" had improved greatly
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lunatica Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 01:42 PM
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8. I have two sock puppets and that makes me twice as smart
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DefenseLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 01:44 PM
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9. My years as a wacky morning show DJ made me "smart"
Thank god I can share my vast knowledge of 70's album rock and my uncanny ability to "hit the post" with a grateful nation.
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