Would you feel comfortable taking a pee in a public bathroom next to Glenn Beck?

[soupkitchen]

Or do you think he would give you the creepies?

At least Rush, we know, pisses while sitting on the bowl.

[Are_grits_groceries]

1. I'd do some tappin',

and see what would happen.

[DCKit]

12. For which one? Either way, ewwwwwwwww.

Geez, just riding in an elevator with Newt Gingrich gave me the heebie jeebies for days.

[Aviation Pro]

2. No but I'd be comfortable punching that....

...motherfucking asshole in the back of the head. Then dragging him over to a bowl for a chunky swirly.

[PVnRT]

10. Donkey punch?

[babylonsister]

3. I'd take pictures and spread them all over the intertubes!

[JohnnyLib2]

4. Now, THAT's a question I had never asked myself.

[Love Bug]

5. I don't hang out in the Men's Room, so no

cuz that would men he's in the Ladies. Perv!

[Jennicut]

8. Exactly. And that would be extra creepy.

[oligarhy]

6. I would just pee on Glenn Beckkky

"oops, I thought you were a toilet, with all of the crap that comes out of your mouth."

[guitar man]

7. I'd be tempted

to turn around and piss all over him

[HughBeaumont]

9. I use stalls.

Public men's rooms give me a general feeling of overall creepiness. With the exception of concerts or demonstrations, I'm a massive personal space freak when it comes to that.

[PVnRT]

11. I hear he has a wide stance

[HopeHoops]

13. I might have a "WEE" bit of trouble with my aim!

If ANYONE needs to be pissed on, he's one.

[nevergiveup]

14. I would glance at his weenie

and then look him in the face and sympathetically say "I'm sorry" or maybe I would say "you know, there is surgery". This is all based on an assumption of mine.

[rucky]

15. Glen Beck needs to explain his behavior in public restrooms.

[TlalocW]

16. Yes, yes, I would

As long as it was at one of those communal urinals and not individual ones so I could turn to him and say, "I'm a big fan," while accidentally pissing on him.

TlalocW

[scheming daemons]

17. I'd pee on his leg and tell him it's raining

[RaleighNCDUer]

18. Oh, I would love the chance

to accidentally pee on his shoes.

[TxRider]

19. Sure why not?

[pinto]

20. Locking.

This is not necessary. Thanks.