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soupkitchen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:18 AM
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Would you feel comfortable taking a pee in a public bathroom next to Glenn Beck?
Or do you think he would give you the creepies?

At least Rush, we know, pisses while sitting on the bowl.
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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:20 AM
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1. I'd do some tappin',
and see what would happen.
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DCKit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:30 AM
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12. For which one? Either way, ewwwwwwwww.
Geez, just riding in an elevator with Newt Gingrich gave me the heebie jeebies for days.
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Aviation Pro Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:21 AM
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2. No but I'd be comfortable punching that....
...motherfucking asshole in the back of the head. Then dragging him over to a bowl for a chunky swirly.
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:26 AM
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10. Donkey punch?
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babylonsister Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:21 AM
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3. I'd take pictures and spread them all over the intertubes!
:rofl:
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JohnnyLib2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:21 AM
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4. Now, THAT's a question I had never asked myself.
:wow:
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Love Bug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:22 AM
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5. I don't hang out in the Men's Room, so no
Edited on Thu Sep-17-09 09:22 AM by Love Bug
cuz that would men he's in the Ladies. Perv!
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Jennicut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:23 AM
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8. Exactly. And that would be extra creepy.
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oligarhy Donating Member (178 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:22 AM
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6. I would just pee on Glenn Beckkky
"oops, I thought you were a toilet, with all of the crap that comes out of your mouth."

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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:22 AM
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7. I'd be tempted
to turn around and piss all over him :evilgrin:
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:24 AM
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9. I use stalls.
Public men's rooms give me a general feeling of overall creepiness. With the exception of concerts or demonstrations, I'm a massive personal space freak when it comes to that.
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:27 AM
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11. I hear he has a wide stance
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:31 AM
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13. I might have a "WEE" bit of trouble with my aim!
If ANYONE needs to be pissed on, he's one.
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nevergiveup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:32 AM
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14. I would glance at his weenie
and then look him in the face and sympathetically say "I'm sorry" or maybe I would say "you know, there is surgery". This is all based on an assumption of mine.
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:38 AM
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15. Glen Beck needs to explain his behavior in public restrooms.
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:40 AM
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16. Yes, yes, I would
As long as it was at one of those communal urinals and not individual ones so I could turn to him and say, "I'm a big fan," while accidentally pissing on him.

TlalocW
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:51 AM
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17. I'd pee on his leg and tell him it's raining
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RaleighNCDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:56 AM
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18. Oh, I would love the chance
to accidentally pee on his shoes.
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TxRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 10:27 AM
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19. Sure why not?
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pinto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 10:46 AM
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20. Locking.
This is not necessary. Thanks.
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