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Junkdrawer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 08:37 PM
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Poll question: Limbaugh vs. Beck: Who could bite the heads off more chickens in an hour?
Limbaugh and Beck are in a race to the bottom: Who can spew the most jaw droppingly hateful lies.

Today they both took shots at President Jimmy Carter.

Beck: Calling out racism is like using children as suicide bombers.

Limbaugh:"Jimmy Carter is the nation's hemorrhoid, folks; we don't have a tube of Prep H big enough"

So I say we cut to the chase and settle this thing in true Circus Geek fashion.

Limbaugh vs. Beck: Who could bite the heads off more chickens in an hour?

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 08:40 PM
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1. Uh, Rush? The guy with the humongous hemorrhoid is Glenn...
There is no tube of Prep H big enough to get Glenn's head out of his ass...

Or yours...
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 08:41 PM
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2. Well, Limbaugh has the weight advantage
But for sheer, manic psychoses, you have to put your money on Beck.
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Junkdrawer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 08:47 PM
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5. You get the feeling that Beck would go....
where even Limbaugh fears to tread.
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 08:53 PM
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9. Oh, yeah
Beck could freak out Limbaugh. No question.
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 08:41 PM
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3. Rash Limpballs - because domestic pigs have huge stomachs
:)



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tsuki Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 08:46 PM
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4. .
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Selatius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 08:49 PM
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6. To borrow a tagline from the cheesy Alien v. Predator movie: "Whoever wins...we lose." nt
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Junkdrawer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 08:52 PM
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7. You know that's where it's headed. I say let's skip the preliminaries...
and go straight for the Main Event.
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Arctic Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 08:52 PM
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8. I say limbagh, becuase I think that beck would only eat the chicken's ass.
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Arctic Dave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 08:54 PM
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10. I say limbagh, becuase I think that beck would only eat the chicken's ass.
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grok Donating Member (228 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 08:55 PM
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11. Limburg by far
Oxycotin gives ya the munchies. :D

Just weigh them!
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 08:57 PM
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12. neither, though the act itself is despicable, neither has the requisite
courage to face a live chicken, human to bird.
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nevergiveup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 09:27 PM
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13. It's gotta be Rush
Rush is an evil monster. He would eat his grandmother for a fix. Beck is a mentally challenged clown. He would be more likely to dress up like a chicken.
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DCKit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 09:31 PM
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14. Y'all are crazy. Have you seen Beck's teeth? OxyRush won't even show his.
I'm thinking "meth-mouth".
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enuegii Donating Member (624 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 09:54 PM
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15. I have to go with Beck...
especially if they have to catch them first.
I'm sure Rush is no slouch at scarfing down chicken heads (or anything else, for that matter), but Beck has definitely got that classic circus geek physique going for him.
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aint_no_life_nowhere Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 09:56 PM
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16. Limbaugh is a chickenhawk from way back so he'd have the advantage
And I intend the several meanings of the term "chickenhawk".
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Junkdrawer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:33 AM
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17. Kick
:kick:
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:35 AM
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18. Beck wins the day, but Rush gets the lifetime achievement award.
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 09:35 AM
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19. Both would probably choke their chicken first.
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