Limbaugh vs. Beck: Who could bite the heads off more chickens in an hour?

[Junkdrawer]

Poll question: Limbaugh vs. Beck: Who could bite the heads off more chickens in an hour?

Limbaugh and Beck are in a race to the bottom: Who can spew the most jaw droppingly hateful lies.

Today they both took shots at President Jimmy Carter.

Beck: Calling out racism is like using children as suicide bombers.

Limbaugh:"Jimmy Carter is the nation's hemorrhoid, folks; we don't have a tube of Prep H big enough"

So I say we cut to the chase and settle this thing in true Circus Geek fashion.

Limbaugh vs. Beck: Who could bite the heads off more chickens in an hour?

Poll result (19 votes)
Limbaugh	(12 votes, 63%)	Vote
Beck	(7 votes, 37%)	Vote

[Xipe Totec]

1. Uh, Rush? The guy with the humongous hemorrhoid is Glenn...

There is no tube of Prep H big enough to get Glenn's head out of his ass...

Or yours...

[Canuckistanian]

2. Well, Limbaugh has the weight advantage

But for sheer, manic psychoses, you have to put your money on Beck.

[Junkdrawer]

5. You get the feeling that Beck would go....

where even Limbaugh fears to tread.

[Canuckistanian]

9. Oh, yeah

Beck could freak out Limbaugh. No question.

[Swamp Rat]

3. Rash Limpballs - because domestic pigs have huge stomachs

[tsuki]

4. .

[Selatius]

6. To borrow a tagline from the cheesy Alien v. Predator movie: "Whoever wins...we lose." nt

[Junkdrawer]

7. You know that's where it's headed. I say let's skip the preliminaries...

and go straight for the Main Event.

[Arctic Dave]

8. I say limbagh, becuase I think that beck would only eat the chicken's ass.

[Arctic Dave]

10. I say limbagh, becuase I think that beck would only eat the chicken's ass.

[grok]

11. Limburg by far

Oxycotin gives ya the munchies.

Just weigh them!

[Wickerman]

12. neither, though the act itself is despicable, neither has the requisite

courage to face a live chicken, human to bird.

[nevergiveup]

13. It's gotta be Rush

Rush is an evil monster. He would eat his grandmother for a fix. Beck is a mentally challenged clown. He would be more likely to dress up like a chicken.

[DCKit]

14. Y'all are crazy. Have you seen Beck's teeth? OxyRush won't even show his.

I'm thinking "meth-mouth".

[enuegii]

15. I have to go with Beck...

especially if they have to catch them first.
I'm sure Rush is no slouch at scarfing down chicken heads (or anything else, for that matter), but Beck has definitely got that classic circus geek physique going for him.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

16. Limbaugh is a chickenhawk from way back so he'd have the advantage

And I intend the several meanings of the term "chickenhawk".

[Junkdrawer]

17. Kick

[rucky]

18. Beck wins the day, but Rush gets the lifetime achievement award.

[peekaloo]

19. Both would probably choke their chicken first.