I have the most powerful Vacuum Cleaner in the world. 20 HP motor...

[BlueJazz]

...able to pick up Steel Beams...pulls in air so fast that birds passing by can be pulled off course.

But Alas..sigh...It still doesn't Suck near as Much as Baucus's Health Care Bill Sucks.

[lapfog_1]

1. Is that you, Tim Allen???

Who let you get near the tool bench again!!!

[autorank]

2. But ...

can it suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch? Because I hear that Baucus himself can do just that.

[madamesilverspurs]

6. Better than that...

he can probably suck-start a Harley!

[zbdent]

3. just don't vacuum in the buff ...

that's one attachment that doesn't go back on easily ...

[HopeHoops]

4. We a smuggled it out of Check-yo-slo-vak-ee-yah.

We are just a two WILD and a CRAZY guys!

[NYMountaineer]

5. The real question is...

How many CI displacement?

Is it an American made vacuum? If so, how does it compare to the power:displacement ratio for a competing foreign vacuum?

For example...Baucus plan is like a 1976 Cadillac 500 Big Block....8.2 Liters, but only 190 HP. A great big lead balloon, basically.

[TlalocW]

7. Sounds even more powerful than the vacuum I used to sell in college

Majestic Filter Queen. So many weird stories about that. The best one was going over to a crappy house where a biker with spider web tattoo on his face and his old lady lived. His buddies were over for the demonstration, drinking beer, and hooting every time my demo model outdid his Kirby, pissing him off more and more.

Did not make a sale that day.

TlalocW

[Canuckistanian]

8. Haha. Are you in town long?

What's the special tonight?

[ThoughtCriminal]

9. How about this?

Oh wait... you said "In the world".
Never mind.