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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:38 PM
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I have the most powerful Vacuum Cleaner in the world. 20 HP motor...
...able to pick up Steel Beams...pulls in air so fast that birds passing by can be pulled off course.

But Alas..sigh...It still doesn't Suck near as Much as Baucus's Health Care Bill Sucks. :)
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:41 PM
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1. Is that you, Tim Allen???
Who let you get near the tool bench again!!!
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autorank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:49 PM
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2. But ...
Edited on Wed Sep-16-09 05:49 PM by autorank
can it suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch? Because I hear that Baucus himself can do just that.
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madamesilverspurs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 06:06 PM
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6. Better than that...
he can probably suck-start a Harley!




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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 05:57 PM
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3. just don't vacuum in the buff ...
that's one attachment that doesn't go back on easily ...
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 06:00 PM
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4. We a smuggled it out of Check-yo-slo-vak-ee-yah.
We are just a two WILD and a CRAZY guys!

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NYMountaineer Donating Member (148 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 06:00 PM
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5. The real question is...
How many CI displacement?

Is it an American made vacuum? If so, how does it compare to the power:displacement ratio for a competing foreign vacuum?

For example...Baucus plan is like a 1976 Cadillac 500 Big Block....8.2 Liters, but only 190 HP. A great big lead balloon, basically.

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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 06:13 PM
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7. Sounds even more powerful than the vacuum I used to sell in college
Majestic Filter Queen. So many weird stories about that. The best one was going over to a crappy house where a biker with spider web tattoo on his face and his old lady lived. His buddies were over for the demonstration, drinking beer, and hooting every time my demo model outdid his Kirby, pissing him off more and more.

Did not make a sale that day.

TlalocW
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Canuckistanian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 06:17 PM
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8. Haha. Are you in town long?
What's the special tonight?
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ThoughtCriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 10:40 PM
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9. How about this?


Oh wait... you said "In the world".
Never mind.
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