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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:21 AM
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Poll question: Humor me: If you were a Republican how would you solve the nation's problems?
Make sure to chose the best Republican solution.

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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populistdriven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:26 AM
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1. this is clearly a push poll
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:27 AM
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2. This OP is about as Republican as can be
Of course, it's a push poll
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slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:29 AM
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3. I'd add "Invade Canada" just for shits and giggles
:nuke:
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DKRC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:34 AM
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7. Rescue them from their horrible healthcare!
You can giggle on your own time, mister.

:evilgrin:
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stray cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:33 AM
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4. survival of the fittest
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:34 AM
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5. Constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage
Which, after all, is the true source of all our problems, including rising rates of uncle abuse and the rash of teens using the 12-letter "s" word.
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keepthemhonest Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:34 AM
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6. Oh you forgot to make one choice
Start a war... that solves all problems.
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chaplainM Donating Member (744 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:40 AM
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8. National Day of Prayer
And it damn well better be the right prayer!
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tinrobot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:48 AM
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9. You forgot to add : Kick out all those illegals.
Edited on Wed Sep-16-09 11:49 AM by tinrobot
...and make sure 'true Americans' get to have their guns.
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:49 AM
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10. yes--and spank the children everyday
to make more Republicans
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Romulox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:50 AM
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11. I would send trillions to Wall Street, then force everyone to buy private health insurance.
:shrug:
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JNelson6563 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:52 AM
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12. You forgot
find a small resource rich nation ripe for the picking. Begin immediate demonization of said country and get your battle plan on! W00T!! USA! USA! USA!

*rolling my eyes at the thought of it*

Julie
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 12:01 PM
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18. When has that ever worked. Oops, forgot we were pretending to be republicans.
Need to beat my head against the door jam a few times before I answer.
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chemp Donating Member (569 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:55 AM
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13. Push for a new Statute
one that denies that any of these problems exist.
Add a sub-referendum eradicating the eleventh day of September. September 31 will be added.
First day of spring will remain September 22 to avoid confusion.
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:55 AM
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14. other...
pass out suicide pills to my party.

:rofl:
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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:55 AM
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15. I'd leave n/t
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Leftist Agitator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 12:00 PM
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16. Well, Hank, If *I* were a Republican...
I would solve the nations problems by killing myself and encouraging all of my fellow Republicans to do the same.

But then, I'm not a Republican.
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Leftist Agitator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 12:00 PM
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17. dupe
Edited on Wed Sep-16-09 12:00 PM by Leftist Agitator
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 12:02 PM
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19. start a war
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 12:03 PM
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20. "Cuz suicide is painless...it brings forth many changes...and I can take or leave it if I please..."
Just kidding.

:P
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 12:06 PM
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22. I cried the first time I heard that. A very emotional movie at the time. nt
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rhett o rick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 12:05 PM
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21. Change the flag salute to "one nation, under a very forgiving and wonderful God, with..."
I would add sarcasm here if I thought it'd help.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 12:12 PM
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23. And then scream "NO!" and "YOU LIE!" - but if they were REALLY capable of honesty.
You know the word they would use.

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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 12:18 PM
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24. If I were a Republican.... it would be in my DNA to CREATE problems, not to solve them...
...so the only solution would be suicide.
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jmondine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 01:04 PM
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25. The question is an oxymoron
It's like asking, "if you were an open flame, how would you cool things down?"
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4_TN_TITANS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 08:41 AM
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26. No option for suicide? n/t
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