Humor me: If you were a Republican how would you solve the nation's problems?

[MrScorpio]

Poll question: Humor me: If you were a Republican how would you solve the nation's problems?

Make sure to chose the best Republican solution.

Poll result (27 votes)
Cut taxes, slash regulations, blame the Dems & not take any responsibility for a fucking thing	(27 votes, 100%)	Vote

[populistdriven]

1. this is clearly a push poll

[MrScorpio]

2. This OP is about as Republican as can be

Of course, it's a push poll

[slackmaster]

3. I'd add "Invade Canada" just for shits and giggles

[DKRC]

7. Rescue them from their horrible healthcare!

You can giggle on your own time, mister.

[stray cat]

4. survival of the fittest

[krispos42]

5. Constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage

Which, after all, is the true source of all our problems, including rising rates of uncle abuse and the rash of teens using the 12-letter "s" word.

[keepthemhonest]

6. Oh you forgot to make one choice

Start a war... that solves all problems.

[chaplainM]

8. National Day of Prayer

And it damn well better be the right prayer!

[tinrobot]

9. You forgot to add : Kick out all those illegals.

...and make sure 'true Americans' get to have their guns.

[librechik]

10. yes--and spank the children everyday

to make more Republicans

[Romulox]

11. I would send trillions to Wall Street, then force everyone to buy private health insurance.

[JNelson6563]

12. You forgot

find a small resource rich nation ripe for the picking. Begin immediate demonization of said country and get your battle plan on! W00T!! USA! USA! USA!

*rolling my eyes at the thought of it*

Julie

[rhett o rick]

18. When has that ever worked. Oops, forgot we were pretending to be republicans.

Need to beat my head against the door jam a few times before I answer.

[chemp]

13. Push for a new Statute

one that denies that any of these problems exist.
Add a sub-referendum eradicating the eleventh day of September. September 31 will be added.
First day of spring will remain September 22 to avoid confusion.

[Javaman]

14. other...

pass out suicide pills to my party.

[ismnotwasm]

15. I'd leave n/t

[Leftist Agitator]

16. Well, Hank, If *I* were a Republican...

I would solve the nations problems by killing myself and encouraging all of my fellow Republicans to do the same.

But then, I'm not a Republican.

[Leftist Agitator]

17. dupe

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. start a war

[WilliamPitt]

20. "Cuz suicide is painless...it brings forth many changes...and I can take or leave it if I please..."

Just kidding.

[rhett o rick]

22. I cried the first time I heard that. A very emotional movie at the time. nt

[rhett o rick]

21. Change the flag salute to "one nation, under a very forgiving and wonderful God, with..."

I would add sarcasm here if I thought it'd help.

[HopeHoops]

23. And then scream "NO!" and "YOU LIE!" - but if they were REALLY capable of honesty.

You know the word they would use.

[scheming daemons]

24. If I were a Republican.... it would be in my DNA to CREATE problems, not to solve them...

...so the only solution would be suicide.

[jmondine]

25. The question is an oxymoron

It's like asking, "if you were an open flame, how would you cool things down?"

[4_TN_TITANS]

26. No option for suicide? n/t