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Emit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:17 AM
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Imagine cruising the Caribbean with Dick Morris, Ralph Reed, and Grover Norquist, lol?
:rofl: Can you imagine?

Via Email:

Invitation from Newsmax & Christopher Ruddy:

Dear Newsmax Reader:

Join us for a luxurious cruise to fabulous ports in Caribbean

Dick Morris
Dr. Russell Blaylock
Christopher Ruddy
Dr. David Brownstein
Ralph Reed
Grover Norquist
Ronald Kessler

and many more...

Imagine cruising the Caribbean, visiting historical and charming islands as you meet face to face with your favorite Newsmax pundits and some of the top political minds in the country.

Dick Morris, the famous Fox News analyst and best-selling author, along with his wife, Eileen McGann, will be co-hosting this important cruise.

Joining Dick and me on the cruise will be several prominent speakers: John Fund of Fox News and the Wall Street Journal; political strategist Ralph Reed; anti-tax leader Grover Norquist; Newsmax Washington correspondent and best-selling author Ronald Kessler and many others.

PLUS: we'll even have our medical team of Dr. Russell Blaylock and Dr. David Brownstein to discuss the latest medical breakthroughs and alternative health strategies.

Imagine one-on-one conversations with major media and political personalities. Well, your dream can come true!

In 2010, I will be hosting our spring cruiseand you will have an opportunity to join us for one of the most exciting vacation of a lifetime.

Weve already reserved staterooms on the best ship, with the best itinerary at the best pricesthe Holland America Westerdam, March 21-28, 2010 well be sailing to some of the Caribbean's most beautiful islands such as Turks & Caicos, St. Maarten and others.

As a Newsmax reader you have been part of our success and we want to meet you and share with you our thoughts on today's most important topics.

You will also spend quality time with me and our most popular contributorsnot to mention you will be exchanging ideas with like-minded people, hear unfiltered commentary from leaders of the conservative movement, and best of all, enjoy their company on this 7-day trip through the enchanting Caribbean.

I know this will be a delightful way to spend an unforgettable spring vacation aboard a super-luxury cruise liner.

Dick Morris, Ralph Reed, Grover Norquist and Ronald Kessler plan to give you an insider briefing on what is really happening in Washington and the new White House.

Dr. Russell Blaylock, a renowned medical doctor and one of the nation's leading nutritionists, will lead a special health panel with other medical experts. He will also be able to answer all your questions on the latest medical and nutritional breakthroughs for the most serious ailments.

Youll have to act fast; this first-ever Newsmax cruise is shaping up to be the cant-miss event of the season and is sure to sell out quickly. I can hardly wait to go aboard myself!

I can promise you a chance to laugh a little, learn a lot, and disembark relaxed and informed about the world around you. Im looking forward to spending 7 memorable days in the company of friends. It would be marvelous if you could be among them. Please call today at 800-707-1634 and mention The Newsmax Cruise or visit the Newsmax cruise Web site.

Sincerely,


Christopher Ruddy
Editor in Chief
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tk2kewl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:19 AM
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1. I went to Jr. High with that knucklehead Ruddy
:eyes:
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hobbit709 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:19 AM
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2. "Idiot Overboard" would be heard often if I was there.
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sharp_stick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:20 AM
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3. I hope they decontaminate
that cruise ship before allowing people on it after that disgusting amount of shit has been on it for a week.
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gratuitous Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:20 AM
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4. Like NewsMax knuckle-draggers have the money for this
Side note to any women contemplated this Ship of Fools: John Fund will be on board. Take your mace and your sharpest-toed shoes, and know how to use both for their maximum self-defense benefit.
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ddeclue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:20 AM
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5. Sounds like the cruise should end in Antwerp followed by a bus ride to the Hague.
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lapfog_1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:21 AM
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6. Good thing I won't be on that trip...
waaaaay to tempting to do one of those "oops, I don't know HOW they fell overboard" deals.
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:46 AM
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13. I was just going to say, so one should let me get on that cruise
don't know what I might do if, like Joe Wilson, I am provoked.
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Selatius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:22 AM
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7. Republicans, especially the older ones, don't know how to party.
I would rather self-medicate all day long with bottles of rum if I found myself wasting such a great vacation with those folks.
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paulsby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:28 AM
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9. PJ Orourke excepted lol nt
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rfranklin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:26 AM
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8. I want to watch Dick suck his wife's toes...
Then he can kiss my ass!

Oh yeah, then I would like to drown Grover in the hot tub.
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 01:02 PM
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18. The Caribbean Sea would be good enough for Grover
:evilgrin:
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eShirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:32 AM
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10. a cruise ship, the last place I'd want to be during epidemic H1N1
then there's all those broken-loose icebergs we've been hearing about in recent years

:hide:


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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:43 AM
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11. Imagine throwing Dick Morris, Ralph Reed, and Grover Norquist
off a cruise ship in the middle of the Caribean.

Walking the plank - now that's what I call waterboarding!
:rofl:
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chaplainM Donating Member (744 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:46 AM
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12. Too bad they didn't include a Dominican Republic layover
They could've had Mr. Limbaugh aboard.
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Bonhomme Richard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:51 AM
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14. I can only imagine it if they were at the oars and I was at the drum. n/t
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dugaresa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 01:00 PM
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17. best reply! too funny
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Emit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 12:55 AM
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22. lol!
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BurtWorm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 11:54 AM
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15. What a great way to spoil a tropical cruise.
:eyes:

Don't worry about the motion of the ocean. They'll provide the sea sickness for you.
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bumblebee1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 12:59 PM
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16. Forget falling overboard.
I'd rather jump overboard to get away from these folks.
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emulatorloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 01:14 PM
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19. I would drown myself in a bathtub. n/t
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TexasObserver Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 01:25 PM
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20. Get your annotated Bibles and let's get ready to PAR-TAY like it's 1899!!
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Arugula Latte Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 01:32 PM
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21. Cue "Ship of Fools" by World Party:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdeIZkZo2PM

(Written for the Reagan era but applies perfectly to these pantloads.)

We're setting sail
To the place on the map from which no one has ever returned
Torn by the promise of the joker and the fool
By the light of the crosses that bur-urn
Torn by the promise of the women and the lace
And the gold and the cotton and pearls
It's the place where they keep all the darkness you meet
You sail away from the light of the world

Listen baby - you will pay tomorrow
You're gonna pay tomorrow
You will pay tomorrow

Save me, save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools, no no
Oh-oh-oh, save me, save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools, no no
I want to run and hide
Right now
Avarice and greed are gonna drive you over the endless sea
They will leave you drifting in the shallows
Drowning in the oceans of history
Travellin' the world, you're in search of no good
But I'm sure you'll build your Sodom like you knew you would
Using all the good people for your gallant slaves
As your little boat struggles through the the warning waves

But you will pay, you will pay tomorrow
You're gonna pay tomorrow
You gonna pay tomorrow

Save me, save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools
Oh-oh-oh, save me, save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools, no no no no

Where's it comin' from or where's it goin' to?
It's just a - It's just a ship of fools.
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Touchdown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 01:33 AM
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23. Only if we can bring along Blackbeard.
... Hell, I'd settle for Jack Sparrow just to see them walk the plank.
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MisterP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 01:52 AM
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24. remember what broke out among the crew of the "Event Horizon" the moment they activated their
new gravity drive?
yeah
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Feron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 01:59 AM
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25. No thanks. I ate not too long ago. nt
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 02:00 AM
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26. Um... eew.
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LostInAnomie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 02:17 AM
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27. Better not bring any farm animals.
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yurbud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 02:53 AM
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28. once the ship hit international waters, they'd whip out the latex corsets and nipple clamps
the whole ship would be like the basement scene in Pulp Fiction.
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Monk06 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 03:02 AM
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29. The cruise where the wait staff have to wear rubber gloves, to protect themselves from infection.\.
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Mopar151 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-17-09 03:27 AM
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30. The poor crew!
Lousy tips, rude, ugly, nasty people.
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