Imagine cruising the Caribbean with Dick Morris, Ralph Reed, and Grover Norquist, lol?

[Emit]

Can you imagine?

Via Email:

Invitation from Newsmax & Christopher Ruddy:

Dear Newsmax Reader:

Join us for a luxurious cruise to fabulous ports in Caribbean

Dick Morris
Dr. Russell Blaylock
Christopher Ruddy
Dr. David Brownstein
Ralph Reed
Grover Norquist
Ronald Kessler

and many more...

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Sincerely,


Christopher Ruddy
Editor in Chief

[tk2kewl]

1. I went to Jr. High with that knucklehead Ruddy

[hobbit709]

2. "Idiot Overboard" would be heard often if I was there.

[sharp_stick]

3. I hope they decontaminate

that cruise ship before allowing people on it after that disgusting amount of shit has been on it for a week.

[gratuitous]

4. Like NewsMax knuckle-draggers have the money for this

Side note to any women contemplated this Ship of Fools: John Fund will be on board. Take your mace and your sharpest-toed shoes, and know how to use both for their maximum self-defense benefit.

[ddeclue]

5. Sounds like the cruise should end in Antwerp followed by a bus ride to the Hague.

[lapfog_1]

6. Good thing I won't be on that trip...

waaaaay to tempting to do one of those "oops, I don't know HOW they fell overboard" deals.

[librechik]

13. I was just going to say, so one should let me get on that cruise

don't know what I might do if, like Joe Wilson, I am provoked.

[Selatius]

7. Republicans, especially the older ones, don't know how to party.

I would rather self-medicate all day long with bottles of rum if I found myself wasting such a great vacation with those folks.

[paulsby]

9. PJ Orourke excepted lol nt

[rfranklin]

8. I want to watch Dick suck his wife's toes...

Then he can kiss my ass!

Oh yeah, then I would like to drown Grover in the hot tub.

[malaise]

18. The Caribbean Sea would be good enough for Grover

[eShirl]

10. a cruise ship, the last place I'd want to be during epidemic H1N1

then there's all those broken-loose icebergs we've been hearing about in recent years

[ashling]

11. Imagine throwing Dick Morris, Ralph Reed, and Grover Norquist

off a cruise ship in the middle of the Caribean.

Walking the plank - now that's what I call waterboarding!

[chaplainM]

12. Too bad they didn't include a Dominican Republic layover

They could've had Mr. Limbaugh aboard.

[Bonhomme Richard]

14. I can only imagine it if they were at the oars and I was at the drum. n/t

[dugaresa]

17. best reply! too funny

[Emit]

22. lol!

[BurtWorm]

15. What a great way to spoil a tropical cruise.

Don't worry about the motion of the ocean. They'll provide the sea sickness for you.

[bumblebee1]

16. Forget falling overboard.

I'd rather jump overboard to get away from these folks.

[emulatorloo]

19. I would drown myself in a bathtub. n/t

[TexasObserver]

20. Get your annotated Bibles and let's get ready to PAR-TAY like it's 1899!!

[Arugula Latte]

21. Cue "Ship of Fools" by World Party:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdeIZkZo2PM

(Written for the Reagan era but applies perfectly to these pantloads.)

We're setting sail
To the place on the map from which no one has ever returned
Torn by the promise of the joker and the fool
By the light of the crosses that bur-urn
Torn by the promise of the women and the lace
And the gold and the cotton and pearls
It's the place where they keep all the darkness you meet
You sail away from the light of the world

Listen baby - you will pay tomorrow
You're gonna pay tomorrow
You will pay tomorrow

Save me, save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools, no no
Oh-oh-oh, save me, save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools, no no
I want to run and hide
Right now
Avarice and greed are gonna drive you over the endless sea
They will leave you drifting in the shallows
Drowning in the oceans of history
Travellin' the world, you're in search of no good
But I'm sure you'll build your Sodom like you knew you would
Using all the good people for your gallant slaves
As your little boat struggles through the the warning waves

But you will pay, you will pay tomorrow
You're gonna pay tomorrow
You gonna pay tomorrow

Save me, save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools
Oh-oh-oh, save me, save me from tomorrow
I don't want to sail with this ship of fools, no no no no

Where's it comin' from or where's it goin' to?
It's just a - It's just a ship of fools.

[Touchdown]

23. Only if we can bring along Blackbeard.

... Hell, I'd settle for Jack Sparrow just to see them walk the plank.

[MisterP]

24. remember what broke out among the crew of the "Event Horizon" the moment they activated their

new gravity drive?
yeah

[Feron]

25. No thanks. I ate not too long ago. nt

[BlooInBloo]

26. Um... eew.

[LostInAnomie]

27. Better not bring any farm animals.

[yurbud]

28. once the ship hit international waters, they'd whip out the latex corsets and nipple clamps

the whole ship would be like the basement scene in Pulp Fiction.

[Monk06]

29. The cruise where the wait staff have to wear rubber gloves, to protect themselves from infection.\.

[Mopar151]

30. The poor crew!

Lousy tips, rude, ugly, nasty people.