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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 02:26 AM
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I'll be having some sex with an acorn member tomorrow if anyone wants to
Edited on Wed Sep-16-09 02:27 AM by cliffordu
film THAT avalanche of vulgar, they are welcome to it.

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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 02:28 AM
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1. I'm heartbroken. I thought you and I had something special.
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 02:30 AM
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2. Aw, come on, I sent you a pm invitation to come on down and help.....
There's always room for you, kiddo.

:smoke:
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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 02:35 AM
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3. You're just being kind. I know you don't really need any help.
Forgive my outburst, and go crack that nut. :P
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 02:42 AM
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6. ...At my place it's always
..."Ladies First..."


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scarletwoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 02:48 AM
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8. And you'll hold
the camera? :D
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 03:24 AM
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11. I can multitask.......
:rofl:
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 02:37 AM
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4. Be sure to bring a wide screen lens, and put vaseline on it for that...
"Doris Day" fuzzy effect...



:P
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 02:39 AM
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5. Well...
:rofl:

We spatter enough of that KY hot lube around we won't need any vaseline.

WHATTAYA MEAN WIDE ANGLE????

You sayin' my ass is fat????


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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 02:46 AM
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7. Spatter??? Make that a long lens and rain gear...
Hot KY???

What, do you heat it up first?




"Why, hello, Cliffordu! I'm SO happy to see you!"

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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 03:24 AM
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12. Nah, heat of battle and all that....
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Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 02:49 AM
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9. Is this one for real or just another favor?
Will you get paid this time? :P
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Indenturedebtor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 03:05 AM
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10. Ack, take one too many left turns and you wind up in the DU Red Light District
:hide:
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 03:26 AM
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14. I just got tired of really dull acorn films.......
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cliffordu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 03:24 AM
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13. God I hope so.
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maddezmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-16-09 03:53 AM
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15. locking
Sorry no Sex threads.
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