I'll be having some sex with an acorn member tomorrow if anyone wants to

[cliffordu]

film THAT avalanche of vulgar, they are welcome to it.

[scarletwoman]

1. I'm heartbroken. I thought you and I had something special.

[cliffordu]

2. Aw, come on, I sent you a pm invitation to come on down and help.....

There's always room for you, kiddo.

[scarletwoman]

3. You're just being kind. I know you don't really need any help.

Forgive my outburst, and go crack that nut.

[cliffordu]

6. ...At my place it's always

..."Ladies First..."

[scarletwoman]

8. And you'll hold

the camera?

[cliffordu]

11. I can multitask.......

[NYC_SKP]

4. Be sure to bring a wide screen lens, and put vaseline on it for that...

"Doris Day" fuzzy effect...

[cliffordu]

5. Well...

We spatter enough of that KY hot lube around we won't need any vaseline.

WHATTAYA MEAN WIDE ANGLE????

You sayin' my ass is fat????

[NYC_SKP]

7. Spatter??? Make that a long lens and rain gear...

Hot KY???

What, do you heat it up first?

"Why, hello, Cliffordu! I'm SO happy to see you!"

.

.

.

[cliffordu]

12. Nah, heat of battle and all that....

[Rex]

9. Is this one for real or just another favor?

Will you get paid this time?

[Indenturedebtor]

10. Ack, take one too many left turns and you wind up in the DU Red Light District

[cliffordu]

14. I just got tired of really dull acorn films.......

[cliffordu]

13. God I hope so.

[maddezmom]

15. locking

Sorry no Sex threads.