Sarah Palin now employed . . .

[Richard D]

. . . as newspaper columnist "Miss Information"

Ask Miss Information!




From health care to global warming to the President's citizenship, former Alaskan governor/VP candidate Sarah Palin answers your questions with her patented candor, pluckiness and unfailing certainty.

Dear Miss Information: I have to admit I'm a bit confused about this whole "Birther" movement. Wasn't the President born in Hawaii and isn't Hawaii the 50th state? Please help.

Dear Gentle Reader: Glad to. President Obama (not his real name, btw) is actually a citizen of Africa or India (or France, or some other third-world country that, last time I checked, wasn't part of the America I know and love). As for this whole Hawaii/state business, I'm gonna have to get back to ya on that.

Dear Miss Information: While discussing the health care debate with a close friend, he kept telling me about these "death panels" and "end of life" provisions. Frankly, the whole thing sounds pretty far-fetched and hard to believe. Can you clarify?

Dear Gentle Reader: You betcha, friend. While you were sitting in the local Starbucks, sipping your Pumpkin Latte and typing your question on your laptop, some heartless Obama-appointed bureaucrat just yanked your nana's feeding tube out of her nose and slipped her a pass key to the Dirt Nap Motel. That answer it for ya?

More: http://www.vanityfair.com/online/politics/2009/09/ask-miss-information.html

by Frank Santopadre

[LLStarks]

1. Miss Information... She makes it so easy for us. nt

[SharonRB]

2. ROFLMAO

Hysterical!

[liberal N proud]

3. Miss-information

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