135 Million People Attended Teabagger Rally in D.C. today:

[PCIntern]

In the largest gathering of humankind since history has been recorded, an estimated 135 million individuals attended the Conservative-minded March on Washington otherwise known as 9/12. "We sure as Hell put those Muslims who attend the Hajj to shame." Said Buck Diktus, a self-proclaimed rancher and cattle-farmer from Butte, Montana.

Despite photographs which indicate that only 40,000 to 60,000 individuals at most attended, Conservative adviser and self-proclaimed photographic expert Ron Christie (pictured below)




stated that..."there were so many right-minded people in attendance that the digital images ran out of available pixels. this is an issue we Republicans have long-warned the Cable News Channels about, but to no avail since they are controlled by the Radical Left."

There were many vendors present at the rally; the busiest was the concession selling a brown shirt which was available in all sizes. Also doing a brisk business were the booksellers, a new book upon the scene entitled "My Struggle" was selling out. According to organizers, this tome was published posthumously - the author having mysteriously died in a great fire in 1945, although there were some reports of his living under an assumed identity in Brazil or Argentina.

Plans for a second march entitled "Night of the Crystal" were announced.

[buff2]

1. ROFL!!!!

But....I have to admit there were a lot of NUTJOBS all in one place. That's pretty scary.

[PCIntern]

2. A plethora of sociopaths...

[AntiFascist]

3. Bwahahaha....

I attended the Second March on Washington for Lesbian and Gay Rights where there were 500,000 participants. CNN barely covered it and made it look like there were only a few hundred marching.

[Control-Z]

4. March for Women's Lives, 2004

1.15 million - I don't believe anyone except CSpan covered it.

[PCIntern]

5. you LIE! There were only six people at that one...

That's what they said on Fox...why would they make shit up?

[Control-Z]

10. I'm so embarrassed now.

I lied. And everyone knows. Was I even there? Maybe not. Those six people may have been all in my deluded, but pretty little head. {{hangs head in shame}}

[Contrary1]

6. OMG!

Love the eyes on your pic of Christie. And the reporting?

[malaise]

7. Forgive cross-eyed Christie

he doesn't see crowds too well.

Wicked funny!!

[GentryDixon]

12. Good one.

You made me laugh out loud.

[malaise]

14. Laughing out loud is good

[lonestarnot]

18. OMG, my keyboard.

Forgiveness is the hardest fucking thing to do, especially with having listened to this fruit maybe once or on accident twice.

[johnaries]

8. "My Struggle"....

You forgot to mention the author was also a house painter.....er, artist.

[Subdivisions]

9. Are you lookin' at me? n/t

[Liberal_in_LA]

11. hee hee

[IDemo]

13. Did the booksellers and book burners get along OK?

[PCIntern]

17. Perpetual motion machine for morans...

it's like Fox News and Fox programming...the latter undermines the RW societal values (Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, House) and the former vilifies that undermining...

[JeffR]

15. Zing!

[undeterred]

16. wow, I'm surprised there was anyone at the dog park

Where'd they put 'em all?

[Union Yes]

19. C'mon, Christie is one of the smartest rethugs in existence today!