$5.75 Haiku contest! Why Joe Wilson is an Ass Clown!

[Pryderi]

http://leftake.com/diary/691/575-haiku-contest-why-joe-wilson-is-an-ass-clown

Joe Wilson is the ass clown who shouted, "You lie" during President Obama's speech (see diary below for video).

It's time to fight back... with haiku.

$5.75 for the best haiku describing why Joe Wilson is an ass clown (or idiot, dolt, lunkhead, etc.).

"Best" being the comment that gets the most "4" ratings by Wednesday, September 16th, at 5pm.

Haiku = a 3 line poem, with the first line having 5 syllables, the second having 7, and the third having 5.

Have fun, and good luck!

[Xipe Totec]

1. Limericks would have been more appropriate n/t

[Pryderi]

3. There was an assclown named Wilson,

whose................filth's on

[SoCalDem]

2. my effort

Joe Wilson, the fraud
SC Loserman Deluxe
Sucks, and sucks and sucks

[Roland99]

4. My contribution on Facebook >>>

I yelled out "You Lie!"
to President Obama
I'm a hypocrite

[omega minimo]

5. You LIED They DIED!!

"Uranium from
Africa, significant
quantities..."
YOU LIE!!

[Pryderi]

6. Dear Mr. Wilson,

and I use that term loosely
resign your office.

[Versailles]

7. Considering this entry...

For eight very long years
"Respect the office!" they cried.
Ah, hypocrisy.