Caption Cheney on a Segway

[BurtWorm]

"My other vehicle is a broom."

[hobbit709]

1. He's better at it than shrub.

[HopeHoops]

5. The shrub was drunk, fell off, and nearly killed his mom.

The drunk part isn't a shock, but how the hell do you fall off of a Segway?

[Randomthought]

2. Horror Movie

When Mall Cops Go Bad

[Solly Mack]

3. Self-feeding compost spreader

[ensho]

4. please - witches/brooms have more honor then snake cheney

nt

[Buzz Clik]

6. "I'm getting those cool hubcaps like the bad guy's chariot in Ben Hur. I will cut you."

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. Gawd, I hope that's the entrance ramp to I-25 he's heading up.

Please make my dream come true.

[guitar man]

8. Director: : "Cut...Cut!!!

Dammit I said I wanted Jesus Christ on a pogo stick and you give me Dick Cheney on a Segway? WTF is this shit, youre fired!! "

:D

[merh]

10. .

[guitar man]

12. !

:D

[gauguin57]

9. Where's your effing HELMET, Dick? Setting a marvelous example for the youth, as usual.

He looks like an evil dork.

[Kadie]

11. Former VP Cheney Leads Police in an Extremely Slow Speed Chase....

[OnyxCollie]

13. "Where's my scythe?"

[SalmonChantedEvening]

14. "Pocket Death Star unveiled at Imperial Palace"

:D

[peace13]

15. I'm off to my death panel! n/t

[omega minimo]

16. LOL

:rofl: :rofl:

[omega minimo]

17. LOL

:rofl: :rofl:

[omega minimo]

18. "I plug in my mechanical heart and I'm off."

Slime on wheels.