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abumbyanyothername Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-02-09 10:33 PM
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Cheer me up, DU.
I'm feeling down tonight.

I got them down home,
low-spun,
jaw-ob
less
recov
ery
blues.
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imdjh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-02-09 10:36 PM
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1. You're sexy, or cute, or smart..... pick one. Pick two. nt
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scheming daemons Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-02-09 10:36 PM
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2. Um... we're in month 2 or 3 of "recovery".... it isn't a "jobless recovery" yet....

...we won't know until a year or 18 months from now.


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abumbyanyothername Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-02-09 10:38 PM
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3. It's jobless here
in the cave of the former subprime mortgage loan securitizer.
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create.peace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-02-09 10:42 PM
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6. every time i hear jobless recovery, the phrase 'zipless fuck' comes to mind-
thanks to 'fear of flying' erica
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-02-09 10:38 PM
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4. this help?
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abumbyanyothername Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-02-09 10:44 PM
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8. Funny. nt
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create.peace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-02-09 10:40 PM
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5. here, yusuf makes me feel better, i have a whole youtube playlist if you want!
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abumbyanyothername Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-02-09 10:43 PM
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7. thank you. nt
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DJ13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-02-09 10:44 PM
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9. Stick of Dynamite

A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder''s pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That''s 1000 pounds of dynamite!" She is aching for action at this point. Finally, he drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door. He catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?" She replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-02-09 11:55 PM
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13. LOL
and a few snorts. Thanks, don't know if it help the OP but, I sure got a kick out of it. :evilgrin:
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MannyGoldstein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-02-09 10:50 PM
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10. Why On Earth Would This Post Be Unrecommended???
Are you healthy? Mobile? Have loved ones?

It could be worse:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1loyjm4SOa0

Good luck!
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abumbyanyothername Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-02-09 10:56 PM
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11. Thank you!!!!
Did you know that Eric got all upset and sued the local football club when he found the fans singing his little ditty as the clock ran down with the home team behind?
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MannyGoldstein Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 06:43 AM
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14. I Didn't Know That - I'd Think He's Be Honored
Oh well. Thanks for the info.
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abumbyanyothername Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-02-09 11:00 PM
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12. By the way . . .
in some ways, I feel this is the kind of post that deserves to be unrec'd.

Low content and all.

Some perhaps misinterpreted it as a shot at our administration. I do take shots at them . . . on health care, on war. But all in all I think they have done pretty well with the economy. I would have done different, but then I actually am something of a Marxist. Or at least a socialist.

Elsewhere I have advocated capping wealth inequality at 100:1, suggesting we ought to ensure that no one goes on less than $10K per year and nor should anyone go for more than $1,000,000 per year.
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subcomhd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-03-09 06:50 AM
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15. ok
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