After 59 years of life, I have finally reached a final conclusion about Republicans:

[BigBearJohn]

Republicans are proof positive that evolution does not exist

[Journeyman]

1. Come now, you'll be around for some time yet . . .

you may eventually find in them evidence for societal devolution.

[MrModerate]

2. Wait a minute! Remember that devolution is an evolutionary process in its own right.

And we've seen plenty of that -- and in less than 59 years.

[BlooInBloo]

3. For me, they're proof that if God created people in his image...

Then I want nothing to do with God.

[Skittles]

4. BIGBEARJOHN KNOWS THE SCORE

YES INDEED

[niceypoo]

5. If anything it proves that humans are devolving

Back to Neanderthals

[babylonsister]

6. No, they are proof-positive they've been lying for years.

And convincing a lot of people that it's all true.

I don't understand them myself.

[wtmusic]

7. Quite the opposite. nt

[alfredo]

8. I like how Mr Fish describes Republicans.

My wife has this one framed

[babylonsister]

9. Haha! Mr. Fish is now really into color.

Kind of a shame.

[BigBearJohn]

10. Thanks! That's a keeper!!!

[alfredo]

16. It prints out well enough to frame.

[BigBearJohn]

11. I wish this were the first picture you saw when you open DU's home page

[alfredo]

17. I added it to my journal so if you ever need to reference it.

[justgamma]

12. I disagree.

They are proof that there is no "intelligent design". At least when it comes to pukes.

[Jakes Progress]

13. Not necessarily.

Any species will have its inbred deformities. Surely they only breed within their own deformed family, concentrating the genetic damage and multiplying the mutant chromosomes.

That is why they are getting worse. Hopefully, Mother Nature will step in and cull them by extinction.

[Initech]

14. My opinion about the GOP stays the same: they suck.

Always have, always will. The party of liars, bullies, cheats and thugs. Low-life scum.

[krispos42]

15. It's proven to me that time-travel doesn't exist.

For if it did, an awful lot of key people would have had the paths of their lives changed.



(ETA: and if it does, transnational corporations control it)

[Cyrano]

18. My planet banned Republicans many eons ago

We have since done away with all diseases, eliminated poverty, have no need for "courts of law," and live very very long fruitful, productive lives.

Once every thousand years or so, a Republican appears among us. The last time that happened, he was given a job in the circus where he drove into the center ring in a stretch limo and stepped out in a clown costume. Everyone thought it was hilarious.

[seabeyond]

19. i dont know. i watch du'ers use evolution as excuse for caveman behavior, which argues evolution

since they refuse to "evolve".

tell me how that thinking works.