White House: "We're being very honest and forthcoming."

[jackstraw45]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070412/ap_on_go_co/fired_prosecutors;_ylt=AhmBtqvY572ipEBkGfjxHmSs0NUE

"I understand his point, but he's wrong," said spokeswoman Dana Perino. "We're being very honest and forthcoming," she added. "I hope that he would understand the spirit in which we have come forward and tried to explain how we screwed up our policy and how we're working to fix it."

[murielm99]

1. "I am not a crook."

This is the 21st century version.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

2. She is REALLY beginning to get on my nerves.

The shit-eating grin, that saving "Crazy Les" until the very end. The manditory joke at America's expense, and of course, the constant dissembling.

[senseandsensibility]

3. "screwed up our policy?"

How confidence inspiring. The point is, the e-mails are still there. Did anyone point that out to Miss Dana?

[jackstraw45]

6. She means the JUSTICE DEPARTMENT screwed up their policy...

...by releasing emails with the GWB43.com address....

[senseandsensibility]

13. Really?

I don't know if you're serious. It's always hard to tell what these people are talking about from direct quotes. And something tells me that's not an accident.

[jackstraw45]

15. Being sarcastic...

But they aren't sorry for anything. They're scrambling because they got caught using these addresses....

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

12. WHOA!

Someone in the Bush administration actually admitted to fucking something up? Wow, this must be serious!

[KatyaR]

37. "screwed up our policy?"

Wow, that's the understatement of the century . . . .

It's unbelieveable to me that WH attorneys could possibly be advised that the emails were "gone." Ten to one they haven't talked to one IT guy and they're just making shit up.

Oh, wait a minute, we KNOW they're making shit up--sorry.
Maybe I feel more sorry about them thinking people actually believe what comes out of their mouths. :rofl:

[Dora]

4. If you have to say it, honey, then you ain't. n/t

[Ghost in the Machine]

5. !!!

[Spazito]

16. o/t (or not, lol) but I have to say I love your overload warning!

:rofl:

[Ghost in the Machine]

28. thanks! LOL... feel free to use it if you'd like.. I made it myself...

anyone is free to use my images, any time... you can save it and put on your own server, or link to mine... I don't mind.

:hi:

Ghost

[Spazito]

33. Great job and thank you, I know I will find many occasions to

borrow it given how fast and furious the BS from the WH is flying lately!

[TahitiNut]

27. Yep. Roll up the pantlegs; the shoes are lost!

That crap has to have pinned the bullshit detectors on four continents.

[Ghost in the Machine]

29. I tried to draw a bullshit meter, but it's hard for me to do with shakey hands

... (nerve damage from neck injury and surgeries)... I'll figure this paintshop pro and animation shop out one of these days though...

:hi:

Ghost

[TahitiNut]

30. Here ya go ...

[Ghost in the Machine]

34. Oh, those are GREAT! Thanks!

[DCKit]

7. The only "TELL" Dana Perino has is a slight smile when she's lying

She's GOOD. I wonder how she trained and why she didn't take the top spot.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

35. bu bu bu she's always smi - - - oh. penny dropped. never mind.

must be the rusty slot for the penny.

[rug]

8. Saddam Hussein is concealing the emails.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

36. WRONG! It's Clinton's fault. It is ALWAYS his fault. Or his penis'

how dare Bill and his group follow the laws on electronic communications when they were in charge? It makes BushCo look bad.

They can't even say, we did it too. But watch them try anyway.

[Vinca]

9. This bunch is really dim if they truly believe all the emails are "lost."

As Gomer Pyle used to say, "Soo-prize, soo-prize, soo-prize."

[Beetwasher]

10. Well, In That Case, You Will Have No Problems Turning Over Your Servers

For our forensic experts to comb through, right? I mean, you've got nothing to hide, right?

[pinto]

11. Yeah. What policy? That one where you bypass Congressionally mandated oversight?

Oh, right. Get a new line folks. It's a Democratic Congress now. And it's called checks and balances...

[mmonk]

14. Uh huh.

Another lie. Have they got the Guinness Book of World Records for the most lies in a two term presidency yet?

[Robbien]

17. I suppose by their definition that may be true

Remember they are still saying no lies were made in the push to invade Iraq.

So if they feel they were not lying then, it is feasible they would believe they are not lying now. Telling big fat whoppers equals honesty in their books.

[Snotcicles]

18. F-ing liars honesty does not come in degrees either your being honest or your not nt

[gatorboy]

19. Huh huh...

She said coming....

[jackstraw45]

20. Calm down, Beavis...nt

nt

[Lance_Boyle]

21. 'We come in peace'

[IChing]

22. " To serve Man"

[Imagevision]

23. When will the Dems stop taking this bullshit!?? - SUBPEONA ALREADY!!!

[City Lights]

24. Suuuuure you are...

[youthere]

25. Honest and forthcoming...

in the same way a porcupine is soft and cuddly.

[Ino]

26. "very honest" = "real truthy" (n/t)

[mikeytherat]

31. Ah, the Jerry Lundegaard defense: "I'm cooperating here!"

Ma'am, I answered your question. I answered the darned... I'm cooperatin' here!

I'm... I'm not arguing here! I'm cooperating. So there's no need to... we're doin' all we can here.

Jerry Lundegaard, Fargo

mikey_the_rat

[windy252]

32. nm

:rofl:

[gratuitous]

38. Today is Opposite Day at the White House!

Either that, or Ms. Perino is getting a jump on her post-political career of being a stand-up comic. Funnier, my dear; you have to be funnier!

Just because you say something, that doesn't mean it's true.